Teacher: Who is Superman, Batman and Spiderman ?
One Of Funny Student Replies
Student: Superman, Batman and Spiderman visit Rajinikanth on every Teacher’s Day.
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barish hui aur bhig gaye hum,
wah wah
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
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Are aage kya hua?
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Hona kya tha..
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"RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum..:D
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RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant and a Tiger..
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Surprise,
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surprise
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Rajnikanth ran away from there
Why ??
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant...
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Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke
Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do
Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui
Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar
Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud
Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate
Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban
Payegaaa...!!;-)
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Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donatekiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.
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Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
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12/12/12
Its Rajnikant Ji's Birthday Today...
And That Too Sir Ji On The Last
Repetitive Date That This Generation
Will See (12th December, 2012-
12/12/12)
Rajnikant Ji Turns 62 Today.
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Ek Baar Rajnikath Ne Powder Liya Tha Apne Daat Ko Mazbuut Karne Keliye Aaj Woh Powder Ambuja Cement Ke Naam Se Jaana Jaata Hein.
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Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!
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Cant beat this one-
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Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik se sawdhan.! :-
# Ting-Tong #*@*
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Tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
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"ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
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Girl To Rajnikant:
“Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Qeemat
Tum Kya Jano Rajni Babu!!!”
Rajnikant Replies:
“0.000078924576 Rs./Gm”
Girl Fainted 
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One Day God Fought With Rajnikant.Result Is God Is Not On The Earth,God Exists In Heaven
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Barsaat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum,Rajnikanth Ne Phoonk Maari Aur Sukh Gaye Hum.
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Madam – Where Is Your Homework Rajni??
Rajnikanth: Madam, Please Check The Facebook Immediately.
I Have Uploaded On Facebook
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A Train Was On Accident With A Cylist. Result Was The Death Of All Train Passengers.Guess Who Was The Cyclist……Rajnikanth The Great
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Rajnikanth Was Practising For Spelling Test. The Copy would Converted Into Oxford Dictionary.
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Rajnikanth Create A New Email Id That Is rajikanth@gmail.com……..
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Teacher: Who is Superman, Batman and Spiderman ?
One Of Funny Student Replies
Student: Superman, Batman and Spiderman visit Rajinikanth on every Teacher’s Day.
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Anhoni Ko Honi Karde, Honi Ko Anhoni, Ek Jagah Jab Khade Ho Teeno Gajni,Dhoni Aur Rajni….Miind It
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Rajnikanth Was Once Playing Cricket In The Monsoons And Rain Was Cancelled Due To The Match. Rajinikanth Is The Best
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Pehle ki Diwali: Rajnikanth Ne Taaron Ko Shoot Kiya,
Dinasaur Vilupt Ho Gaye.Tab se Diwali Manai ja Rahi hai.
Happy Diwali all
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Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
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Grahambel Developed Phone And Has Gone For Eating Food, When He Came, He Recieved Call from Rajniaknth.
The Fame Of rajnikanth, Robot Movie Parking Collection Overcome The Cost Of Film
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Latest Coverage From A News Channel
Air India Flight Meets An Accident With A Kite Causing In The Death Of All Flight Passengers.
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Rajnikanth Was Flying That Kite !!
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Some Funny Dialogues In Rajni Style…. Mind It !!
Ek Baar Jo Meine Commitment Kar Diya Phir Mein Sirf Rajnikanth Ki Sunta Hoon….
Don Ko 11 Mulko Ki Police Dundh Rahi Hai Kyunki Don Rajnikanth Ke Ghar Chupa Hua Hai…. Pakadna Mushkil Hee Nahi Namumkin Hai…
Mere Paas Gaadi Hai Bangla Hai Bank Balance Hai…. Tumhare Paas Kya Hai..
Mere Paas Rajnikanth Hai….
Chalo Maa Ko Mein Hee Le Jaata Hoon…
MOGAAMBOO! Khush huaa…….Pata Hai Kyun…..Rajnikanth Gudgudi Kar Raha Tha…
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Some Facebook Status Updates
Via Samsung,
Blackberry,
Apple iPhone,
Apple iPad…..
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Rajinikanth Status Update
Via PAGER
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Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time.
Every time he performs an action,
He simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
That you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.
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CAT is OutDated..
Now d students have 2 prepapre for RAT..
wondering what it is..?
Rajanikant Aptitude Test...
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If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say,
"Did you mean Rajnikanth?" It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
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The square root of Rajnikanth is pain.
Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.
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Micheal Jackson didn't died by drugs ovr doze,
those wer rumours!!
He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikanth!!
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LAGAAN By Rajnikant
Climax Scene
1Ball, 30 Runs Needed
Bowler Bowls
Rajnikant Hits
Ball Splits in 5 Pieces
All Pieces Go For 6s
India Wins !!
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Worldcup Schedule 2012:
GROUP 'A': AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA...
GROUP 'B': IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND...
GROUP 'C':RAJNIKANT
Bring it On !!
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Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun
The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon
Later this situation was named as
SOLAR ECLIPSE.
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Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in
jr.college.........He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!
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One day
Rajnikanth
purchased
A BOX OF
Sketch pens . . .
Next day . .
Mughal-e-Azam
was released
in colour!!!:)
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A astrologer was boasting himself to all the people that he can answer any question asked to him.
Then one man asked him “when will rajni die”.
He answered ” I have doubt that even god can answer that question”
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Teacher - Agar Raat Me Machhar Kate,
To Kya Krna Chahie.
Pappu - Chupchap Khuja Kar Sojana Chahie
Qki Ap Rajnikant To Ho
Nhi Jo Machhar Se Sorry Bulwa Loge.
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Jab Raajnikant Soke Jagte Hain.
Tab Jake Subha Hoti Hain.
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Mumbai MANTRALAY ki AAG fire-brigade walon se bujh nahi rahi thi.
Rajnikanth wahan se gujra 5 miunte mein aag bujh gayi...
Kyunki usne galti se MUTRAALAY padh liya tha!
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1 baar ek judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya.
Tabse kanoon andha ho gya.
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Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc.
Were added to the dictionary in the year 1949.
That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
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Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants,
2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why?
To Play chess!!!!!!
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Someone OFFERED a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the OFFER... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)
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Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows...
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Of course the site is...
(-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)
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Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows...
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Of course the site is...
(-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)
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Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows...
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Of course the site is...
(-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)
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