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खींचना है कि धकेलना है

कितना भी पढ़ लिख लो
ऑफिस के दरवाजे पे PUSH या PULL पढ़ कर दो सेकंड के लिए समझ ही पड़ता है
के खींचना है कि धकेलना है

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jul,27 2016
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अगले जन्म में

ब्रम्हा जी की चेतावनी ...
Whatssp' पर रीपीट पोस्ट करनेवाले का अगले जन्म में
जीवनसाथी भी repeat होगा...वो भी उसी ससुराल के साथ

 

Uploaded By: Santi Jul,26 2016
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स्टेपनी रखते है

ऋषि मुनियों ने कहा है:
पति और पत्नि ये संसार की गाड़ी के दो पहिये है
इसमें का एक भी पहिया बिगड़ गया तो
संसार की गाड़ी चल नहीं सकती
इसलिएबुद्धिमान लोग स्टेपनी रखते है

Uploaded By: Gujju Jul,22 2016
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क्‍या चाहती हैं

रजनीकांत पूरी दुनिया में एक ऐसे आदमी हैं, जिनको पता है
कि महिलाएं सच-मुच में क्‍या चाहती हैं।

Uploaded By: Sunny Jul,21 2016
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मजदूर बुलाने पडे

कुछ लौंडे अपनी साइज से इतनी बडी व भारी बाइक चलाते है
कि अगर वो बाइक गलती से उन पर गिर जाए
तो उठाने के लिए किराए से मजदूर बुलाने पडे

Uploaded By: Julia Jul,20 2016
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दे दो वो मंगा रही है

पप्पू कूलर शोरुम वाले से : भईया उषा का कूलर है..
शोरुम वाला : हाँ है.
पप्पू : दे दो वो मंगा रही है

 

Uploaded By: Poonam Jul,19 2016
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BMW कार देदे

रब्बा दुःख न देना मेरे दोस्त को
चाहे मुझे सुखो का पहाड़ देदे
नयी साइकिल पर घूमे दोस्त मेरा
मुझे भले ही पुरानी BMW कार देदे

Uploaded By: Priya Jul,18 2016
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बिहार की जनता

बिहार की जनता की पसंद सबसे विचित्र है
दुनियाभर में 600 करोड़ का व्यापार करने वाली फिल्म बाहुबली बिहार में फ्लाप रही
औरतोहार घाघरे में हमार झुनझुना" फिल्म ने अकेले बिहार में 200 करोड का बिजनेस किया।

Uploaded By: Jessie Jul,15 2016
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इन्हें खर्च कर ले

भिखारी : अल्लाह के नाम पर कुछ दे दो बाबू जी
मुन्ना : 100 के छुट्टे हैं बाबा
भिखारी : हां है।
मुन्ना : तो जाकर पहले इन्हें खर्च कर ले

Uploaded By: Karan Jul,14 2016
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बहू ढूँढी जा चुकी है

जब लडके का फोन हमेशा साइलेंस मोड़ में रहने लगे
तो माँ बाप को समझ जाना चाहिये कि
उनके लिये बहू ढूँढी जा चुकी है

Uploaded By: Abhishek Jul,13 2016
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रावण को सिरदर्द

कभी किसी ने पता लगाया कि,
ये दवाई कि गोली का पैकेट 10 गोली का ही क्यों होता है…
हमने पता लगाया है जब रावण को सिरदर्द हुआ था,
तब उसीने यह प्रथा शुरु करवाई थी

Uploaded By: Neeta Jul,12 2016
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जब प्‍याज काटते हैं

रजनीकांत जब प्‍याज काटते हैं, तो प्‍याज खुद रोने लगता है

Uploaded By: Sophia Jul,11 2016
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statue With A Lady

Once Rajini was playins statue statue with a lady
That lady is known as statue of liberty

Uploaded By: Tia Jul,8 2016
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खड़ा कर रखा है

भरी बस में एक लड़की के पीछे खड़े लड़के का खड़ा औजार लड़की को छू रहा था।
लड़की ने उस लड़के को ज़ोर से थप्पड़ मारा और कहा,
कमीने खुद को खड़े होने की जगह नहीं, तूने इसको भी खड़ा कर रखा है।

Uploaded By: Farhan Jul,6 2016
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Ladki Banega

Doctor: Mubarak ho Larka howa hai.
Mother: Koi nai, bara hokar Facebook pe larki banega

Uploaded By: Aakash Jul,5 2016
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Kis Pe baiti ha

Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya: Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt: Pagli Ye Ladies cycle hai.
Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti ha

Uploaded By: Jessie Jul,4 2016
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मायावती कहा जाता है

हम उस देश के वासी है जहां 25 साल की लड़की को राधे माँ कहा जाता है
और 60 साल की औरत को बहन मायावती कहा जाता है

Uploaded By: Liza Jul,1 2016
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Without A Horse.

Gangnam Style is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse
Riding for a shot in the movie without a horse.

Uploaded By: Julia Jun,30 2016
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Dead Sea

Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jun,29 2016
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Arrive in India

Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door,
Winters arrive in India

Uploaded By: Rahul Jun,28 2016
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Girlfriend Admit

Rajinikanth is the only person in the world
who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jun,27 2016
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life on that planet

Rajinikanth has already been to Mars.
It's the reason for there being no signs of life on that planet

Uploaded By: Roopa Jun,24 2016
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प्‍याज खुद

रजनीकांत जब प्‍याज काटते हैं, तो प्‍याज खुद रोने लगता है

Uploaded By: Gujju Jun,23 2016
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Onion Uttapam

The reason behind recent onion price rise revealed.
Actually Rajinikanth ordered Onion Uttapam

Uploaded By: Liza Jun,22 2016
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Earth down

When Rajnikant does a pushup,
He isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Uploaded By: Roopa Jun,21 2016
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Chair in Gujarish

Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth.
Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.

Uploaded By: Rehan Jun,20 2016
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Make His Girlfriend

Rajinikanth is the only person in the world
who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake

Uploaded By: Karan Jun,16 2016
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Won by Rajinikanth

Guinness World Records requested Rajini to not compete,
else their book becomes a single line All Records Won by Rajinikanth

Uploaded By: Chameli Jun,15 2016
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The Red Fort

Once Rajnikant, After Chewing The Paan,
Spit On The Wall Of A Building
Today That Building is Ppopularly Known As.The Red Fort

Uploaded By: Karan Jun,14 2016
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Behind every successful

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.

Uploaded By: Priya Jun,9 2016
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shadow was second

Rajinikanth once raced with Light. Light came third. Rajini’s shadow was second.

Uploaded By: Praveen Jun,8 2016
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Water boils faster

Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it. 

Uploaded By: Mariya Jun,7 2016
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Do pal ki Zindagani

Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain

Uploaded By: Julia Jun,7 2016
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Independence from India

Independence from India, goes one of the hundreds of jokes
woven around him, crowding the internet.

Uploaded By: Nikki Jun,6 2016
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HARRY POTTER

1 Day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper Boy.
He kicked him so hard that he went flyin in d sky wit his broom..
Today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER

Uploaded By: Santhosh Jun,4 2016
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Chaiwala

Rajinikanth Sir, You're really great.
You hugged a 'Chaiwala' and now he's our PM

Uploaded By: Savita Jun,3 2016
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Rajnikant Ka Mobile

Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha don’t worry
Mode change kar diya hai

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Jun,2 2016
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Very Bright student

All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why
Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student

Uploaded By: Julia Jun,1 2016
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Small Pox

Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated

Uploaded By: Jessie May,31 2016
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Named Rajikanth

IN 2010 Rajinikanth Released A Film Named -
ROBOT The History Repeats
IN 3010 Robot will Release A Film named Rajikanth

Uploaded By: Raj May,30 2016
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रजनीकांत ने पान

लड़की: लाल किला लाल क्यों है
लड़का: क्योकि रजनीकांत ने पान खाकर उस पर पिचकारी मारी थी
अब ये मत पूछना की ताज महल सफ़ेद क्यों है

Uploaded By: Raj May,27 2016
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Rajinikanth Lives Here

Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have
weapons of mass destruction, because Rajinikanth lives here.

Uploaded By: Neeta May,26 2016
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कटिंग चाय शुरु हुआ

एक बार रजनीकांत चाय पी रहा था
अचानक उसने जेब में से कैंची निकाली और
1 चाय के 2 टुकड़े कर दिये तब से कटिंग चाय शुरु हुआ

Uploaded By: Roopa May,25 2016
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बाबा की मौत हो गई

पॉल द आक्टोपस ने फीफा वर्ल्ड कप में बिलकुल सटीक भविष्यवाणियां की थीं.
उससे किसी ने पूछा कि रजनीकांत कब मरेगा? उसी दिन पॉल बाबा की मौत हो गई

Uploaded By: Roopa May,24 2016
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Rajinikanth for Help

People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajinikanth for Help

Uploaded By: Rajaan May,23 2016
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Sindoor Ki Keemat


Girl Romantic Mood Mein Rajnikanth Se Boli.
Girl: Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jaano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. Per Gram.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu May,21 2016
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Switch Off


Rajinikanth: Hello I m Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai.
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Kya Bhai Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera.

Uploaded By: Rehan May,20 2016
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Change Kar Diya Hai

Rajnikant Ka Mobile
Vibration Mode Pe Tha Don’t Worry
Mode Change Kar Diya Hai

Uploaded By: Viraj May,19 2016
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Raat Me Machhar

 

Teacher: Agar Raat Me Machhar Kate, To Kya Krna Chahie.
Pappu: Chupchap Khuja Kar Sojana Chahie
Qki Ap Rajnikant To Ho Nhi Jo Machhar Se Sorry Bulwa Loge.

Uploaded By: Rahul May,18 2016
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Rajnikant Got Selected


Rajnikant got selected in Roadies. next day during voteout.
Rajnikant: I m sorry Raghu. apka safar yhi khatam hota hai. aata hu.

Uploaded By: Aakash May,17 2016
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