STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
Ram And Ravan Were In A Serious Fight.
In The Middle Of The Fight Ravan Suddenly Stopped
After He Saw Someone Standing Behind Ram
Ravan : Acha Chal Bye
Ram : Arey Kya Hua?
Ravan : Itni Si Baat Ke Liye Rajinikanth Ko Kyun Bulaya Yaar.
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Once Rajanikanth Bunked A Whole day In School
Since Then That Day Is Known As
Sunday
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Ek Baar Kisan Ne Chidiyon Ko Bahagane Ko Liye
Khet Ke Beach Main Rajnikant Ka Putala Khada Kya
Fir Pata Hai kaya Hua
Chidiyan Vo Dana Bhi Vo Vapis Le Ayin Jo Pehle Le Gai thi
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Rajnikanth Calls In Indian Airlines :
How Long It Takes For A Flight From Chennai To Kolkata
Airline : 1 Hour Sir
Rajnikant : Isse Acha Main Paidal Hi Chal Jaun
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Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya..
To Kya.Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya..
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Rajnikanth Bought 2 Elephants ,2 Camels And 2 Horses From Zoo,
Do You Know Why?
For Play Chess,
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Once Rajni Bought Tea From A Child While Travelling Train Through Gujrat.
Now You Know The Rest of story Very Well
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Santa: My Internet Speed Was Very Slow. I Found A Solution.
Banta: Tell Me Also. Even My Net Is Slow.
Santa: I Have Installed A Wallpaper Of Rajinikanth.
Now I Am Enjoying The Speed Of A 3G Connection.
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आमिर खान बाइक पर 2000 किमो प्रति घंटा की स्पीड से.
अचानक रजनीकांत ने उन्हें साइकल से आकर ओवरटेक किया और कहा
येन्ना रासकला, सेव फ्यूल यूज साइकला.
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Teacher Ranjikaant Par Koi Joke Sunao
Student: Barish Ho Rahi Thi Bheeg Gaye Hum
Teacher: Age
Student: Age Kaya Rajnikaant Ne Phoonk Mari Sukh Gaye Hum.
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Rajnikant Participated In 1000 M Race And Obviously He Came First
But Einstein Died After Watching That Coz ... Light Came Second.
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My Phone Was On Vibration.
Uski Wajah Se Earthquake Aa Raha Tha.
Settings Changed Now.
Sorry For The Inconvenience Caused.
Rajnikant
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Rajni: Hello I Am Rajnikant Calling
Ladka: Ha Pata Hai Bol,
Rajni: Tujhe Kaise Pata Ki Maine Call Kiya Hai,
Ladka: Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera.
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रोजर फेडरर: मुझे टेनिस के बारे में बहुत नोलेज है कोई भी मुझसे कुछ भी पूछ सकता है.
रजनीकांत: ओके, अच्छा ये बताओ नेट में कितने छेद होते हैं.
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Rajnikanth's Dog's House Has a
Signboard On it, Saying.
Maalik Se Sawdhan.
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Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
.
.
.
.
Anyone guess
The Great Khali.
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Ek Bar 1 Aadmi Ne Rajnikant Ki Beti Ko Line Mardi
Rajnikant Ne Usuki Tang Hath Gardan Marod Di.
Aj wo Aadmi Baba Ram Dev Naam Se Jana Jata Hai
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Rajinikanth Woke Up One Day And Decided
He Would Share One Per Cent Of His Knowledge With The World.
Thus Wikipedia Was Born
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Rajnikant Went To World Cooking Championship
Of Course Rajni Won
But Guess What He Made in Finale
Lal Mirchi ki Meethi Khir
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Rajinikanth Calls In Indian Airlines
How Long It Takes For A Flight From Chennai To Kolkata?
Airline:1 Hour Sir.
Rajnikanth: Issey Accha Mein Paidal Chala Jau..
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Deepika : Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Kimat Tumkya Jano Rajni Babu.
Rajnikant : Rs 0.012645787 Pise  Yennaarascala Mind it
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Ek Bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor Bachche Ko Blood Donate Kiya
Pata Hai Aaj Us Bachche Ko Sabhi Kis Name Se Jante Hai?
Anyone guess . The Great Khali.
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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye: LIFE ON MOON, LIFE ON MOON.
Baad Me pata chala RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha.
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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury
How?
Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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Rajnikant: Arey O Murgi Mene Tuje 2 Ande Dene Ke Liye Kaha Tha,
Tune 1 Anda Kyu Diya Kya Tujhe Muj Se Darr Nahi Lagta?
Murgi: Darr Lagta Hai Iss Liye Ek Anda Diya varna me to MURGA HOON.
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Deepika: Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tumkya jano Rajni Babu.
Rajnikant: Rs 0.012645787, yennaa rascala mind it.
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Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai?
Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.
Shiva: Kyun?
Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye.
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If Rajnikant Want to go America What will he do?
Will He Catch flight: No.
Will He Fly: NO.
He Will Jump and Earth will Rotate and Rajni comes down.
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People Update Status Via BlackBerry,
iPhone, iPad Etc.
Rajinikanth Updates Status Via Calculator.
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When Rajnikant was in college,
He had selected 3 subjects.
And 2dy dat subject r called
ARTS, COMMERCE and SCIENCE.
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When RAJNIKANT switch on his AC without closing the door.
Winter starts in INDIA?
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Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha.
Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur Bola,
Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa.
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Once Rajnikant, after chewing the PAAN.
Spit on the wall of a building.
Today that building is popularly known as,
THE RED FORT.
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NASA closed.
Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali.
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Mere Paas Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Bank Balance Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Mere Paas Rajnikanth Hai.
Chalo Maa Ko Mein Hee Le Jaata Hoon.
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Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies.
Next day during vote out.
RAJINIKANTH: I m sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai.
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Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC.
Amitabh says: Computerji Rajnikantji to phela sawaal poochiye.
Computer: Main lifeline use karna chahta hu.
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Ek Bar Rajinikant Ne Ek Adami Ko Go To Hell Kaha
Aaj vo Aadami YAMRAJ Ke Naam Se Jana Jata He
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata.
Wo ye hai ki.
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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Breaking News.
NASA closed.
Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali.
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Rajnikant ka mobile,
Vibration mode pe tha don’t worry.
Mode change kar diya hai.
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Frustrated Rajnikant: Kuch to Rehem karo kamino.
Ab Ye Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata Hai.
To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti Hai.
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Once Rajinikant went for shooting a film in bhopal.
He had a bad stomach upset & the result was,
BHOPAL GAS TADEGY.
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi.
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata Wo ye hai ki,
Titanic ki puri shooting Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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Do you know?
When Rajni was born?
On 30 feb & scince then february
Decidec not to gove this day to anybody else.
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Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya.
Pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
The Great Khali.
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Kuch to Rehem karo kamino.
Ab Ye Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata Hai.
To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti Hai.
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Rajnikant went to world cooking championship.
Of course rajni won,
but guess what he made in finale?
Lal mirchi ki meethi khir.
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