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Frustrated Rajnikant:
"Kuch to
Rehem karo kamino ..!..Ab Ye
Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata
Hai..To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti
Hai.
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Rajinikanth asked 1 question 2 his teacher. & teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is color,
White is also color,
But y black & white TV is not color TV.
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Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia: Sarkar 1
Gabbar: Aur tum?
Kalia: 100
Gabbar: fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh?
Kalia: RAJNIKANT
Gabbar: Oops, sorry bhai.
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Rajnikanth once told a lady: Tu stage pe jake gaa.
That lady is known as lady gaga.
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World Cup 2015 Groups,
Group A: India,Pak,Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland.
Group B: Rajnikanth.
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Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…
Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?
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People are surprised with sudden rains.
Relax guys,
.
.
Rajnikant is testing his pichkari..
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Rajnikant Ka 1 Rupya Balkani Se Gir Gaya,
Rajanikant Niche Pahuncha To Rupya Nahi Mila?
Kyu?
Kyu ki Rajanikant Rupaye se Pahele Niche Pahunch Gaya Tha.
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Newton ek light ke niche padha.
Edison ek bulb ke niche padha.
Aur Rajnikanth.
Ek agarbatti ke niche padha.
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Rajnikant was born on 30 February.
Since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else.
Mind It.
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Pure hindustan mein 3din k liye light jane wali hai.
Kyun
Ke,
Rajnikant apna mobile charge ko lagara hai.
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Rajnikant mom: Beta Rajni ye solar heater pani garam nhi kr raha kuch kar.
Rajnikanta: Yanna rascala tum ruko maa mein suraj ko thik karke aata hu.
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Don ko 11 Mulko ki police Talash Rahi Hai.
Isliye Don Rajnikant ke ghar me chupta hai.
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata.
Wo ye hai ki.
Titanic ki puri shooting,
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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My cellphone is full of Rajnikant Messages,
And now,
I dont Need a charger.
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People are surprised with sudden rains.
Relax guys,
Rajnikant is testing his pichkari.
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan via Bluetooth.
50
Rajinikanth Calls In Indian Airlines: How long it takes for a flight from Chennai to Kolkata?
Airline: 1 hour Sir.
Rajnikanth: Issey accha mein paidal chala jau.
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Earthquake ke baad aaya SMS.
Donot worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha.
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.
From : Rajnikant.
Mind It.
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ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE.
ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE.
RAJNI BOLA: DONT RUN AWAY I WILL PRESS D TRIGGER,YANNA RASCLA MIND IT.
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Neymar: मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ।
RAJNIKANT: तुम्हे क्या लगता है.. ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है।
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Headlines of Today: Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi,
Train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar.
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Rajnikanth Ek Murgi Ko Dhamkaate Hue,
Rajnikanth: Oye Murgi, Tujhe 2 Ande Dene Ke Liye Kaha Tha To Tune Ek Kyun Diya?
Tujhe Mujh Se Darr Nahi Lagta Kya?
Murgi Rote Hue: Sir Ji, Darr Ki Wajah Se Hi To Ek Nikaal Diya, Main To Murga Hun.
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Once Rajnikanth gave tips to a 12th Std CBSE student.
Now he is called Sarthak Agarwal.
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Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai.
Rajni: Ok.
Next day,
Girlfriend: Hey where the hell is My Shadow?
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Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai?
Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.
Shiva: Kyun?
Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye.
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Ram and Ravan were in a serious fight.
In the middle of the fight Ravan suddenly stopped after he saw someone standing behind Ram.
Ravan: Acha chal bye.
Ram: Arey kya hua?
Ravan: Kuch nai bas bye
Ram: Arey lekin hua kya?
Ravan: Itni si baat ke liye Rajinikanth ko kyun bulaya yaar?
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Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya.
Vidya: Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt: Pagli Ye Ladies cycle hai.
Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai?
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RAJANIKANT says,
Yenna rascala, mind it,
wah wah.
RAJANIKANT says,
Yenna rascala, mind it.
ACP: Abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it.
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1Bar DAYA darwaza todne gaya, par life me peheli bar darwaza nai tuta.
Fir andar se awaaz aai.
Ye RAJNIKANT ka ghar he.
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Rajnikanth Ek Murgi Ko Dhamkaate Hue.
Rajnikanth: Oye Murgi, Tujhe 2 Ande Dene Ke Liye Kaha Tha To Tune Ek Kyun Diya?
Tujhe Mujh Se Darr Nahi Lagta Kya?
Murgi Rote Hue: Sir Ji, Darr Ki Wajah Se Hi To Ek Nikaal Diya, Main To Murga Hun.
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Rajinikanth: Hello I am Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai.
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera.
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Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari.
Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, Pair Aur Sar Mod Diya.
Aaj Duniya Us Ladke Ko Baba Ramdev Ke Naam Se Janti Hai.
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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye,
LIFE ON MOON,
LIFE ON MOON,
Baad Me pata chala,
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha,
tha.
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Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,
Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.
Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: 2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant.
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Do Din Light Jane Ki Wajah Pata Chal Gayi Hai.
Rajanikanth Apna Mobile Aur New Tablet Charge Kar Raha Tha.
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एक किसान ने अपने मक्के के खेत में कौवे उड़ने के लिए रजनीकांत की तस्वीर चिपका दी,
नतीजा यह हुआ कि कौवे अगले ही दिन मक्की के वे दाने भी वापस ले आए,
जो वे पिछले साल लेकर गए थे।
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Arjun: Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Fod Sakta Hoon.
Rajni Kant: Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Ki Retina Ke Blood Vessels Ke R.B.C Ke Haemoglobin Ke Protein Ke Sixth Amino Acid Ke Hydrogen Bond Ko Fod Sakta Hoon.
Arjun: Guru Ji, Aap To Serious Ho Gaye, Mene To Majak Mein Bola Tha.
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Breaking News: Today,
Ek Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi.
Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye.
Cycle Driver RAJNIKANTH Farrar.
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Rajinikanth asked 1 question 2 his teacher. & teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is color,
White is also color,
But y black & white TV is not color TV.
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The world will not end in 2016,
Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
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RAJNIKANT arguing with his wife in anger shows his middle finger &.
Wife gets pregnant.
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Amitabh: Rajni ji ke lie pehla question pesh kia jae.
Computer screen Can I use a life line.
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Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya.
Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga?
Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai,
Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai.
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Rajnikanth went for a morning walk n in the afternoon police arrested him.
Why.
Bz he reached USA without Visa.
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Rajni Rajni,
Yes PAPA,
Eating Sugar,
No PAPA,
Telling Lies,
No PAPA,
Open your mouth,
Yenna Rascalla Mind It.
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