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Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia: Sarkar 1.
Gabbar: Aur tum ?
Kalia: 100.
Gabbar: Fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath, kaun tha woh ?
kalia: RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar: Oops sorry bhai.
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Once Rajnikant participated in Moto gp Bike race,
Do not even try 2 guess wat happened.
Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear.
59
Once a prsn threw an ignited Cigarette up in d sky.
It fell on a planet, wch is nw knwn as SUN.
Nw do i even need 2 mention d name of dat prsn,
RAJNIKANT.
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Once rajnikanth kicked a dog and you know what happened.
The dog ran away,
Haha very funny na.
51
Rajinikanth did his K.G. frOm 7 different places.
TOday thOse are knOwn as 7 different,
IIT.
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Rajnikant: Kuch to,
Rehem karo kamino,
Ab Ye Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata Hai.
To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti Hai.
45
As a Kid Rajnikanth used to write,
A Personal diary today d diary s published as.
Guiness Book of World Records.
50
Did U ever wonder.
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked.
Oh my Rajnikaant.
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This is how Rajnikant Can Inspire People,
Once Rajnikant gav kiss 2 his Galfrnd In front of a Kid.
Today dat Kid is known as,
Imran Hashmi.
44
Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes.
In d end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in d other hand.
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Y did Rajinikanth buy An Acre of Land wid Four Wells in each Corner.
To Play CARROM.
41
The Bikes from Yamaha company Are,
R1, R6, Rx, Rxz.
Its With no doubt,
R Means RAJNIKANTH.
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While playing once RAJINIKANTH said statue to a girl.
Now that girl is known as Statue of Liberty.
55
Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya.
Big B:Kutta kab Se Anda Dene Laga?
Rajnikant: Ye Rajni ka Style Hai.
Maine Apni Murgi ka Naam kutta Rakha Hai
56
Ronaldo: I can spin a football on my finger for 2hrs Can u?
Rajnikant: How the hell do u think the earth spins.
43
Once spiderman, superman, batman, james bond, ironman, hulk,shaktiman, krish all visitd Rajnikanth.
Do u knw wich day it was?
GURU POORNIMA.
43
The death of MJ is revealed.
The day before MJ died.
MJ saw RAJINIKANTH's Dance n got Shocked.
Bz Rajini had performed SUNWALK.
39
Roger Federer: i hv great knowledge about tennis. U can ask me anythin.
RAJNI: Ok tel me,hw many holes r dere in d NET.
51
Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
39
Look at the SKY at 10:55 pm today.
U can see RAJNIKANT. he s participatng n ASIAN games high jump,
D0nt miss it.
49
RAJNIKANT was supposed to play the lead role in Mission Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the title would not make any sense.
60
Breaking news: ISRO does not exists any more.
Rajnikanth purchased all the rockets for diwali celebration.
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Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia: Sarkar 1.
Gabbar: Aur tum ?
Kalia: 100.
Gabbar: fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
Kaun tha woh?
Kalia: RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar: Oops sorry bhai.
50
Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies.
Next day during vote-out,
RAJINIKANTH: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai.
RajnI RocKzZ.
RaghU ShOckzZ.
49
Girl Romantic Mood Mein Rajnikanth Se Boli.
Girl: Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jaano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. Per Gram.
61
Rajnikant participated in 100m race and obviously came first.
But Einstein died after watching that because,
LIGHT came Second.
59
The movie: 300 was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth.
It was originally named: 1.
Want one more.
Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
51
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
Lal mirchi ki meethi khir
60
Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
The Great Khali.
364
Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why?
Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..
605
Breaking News:
Rajni kant Purchases
Two Nano Cars For..
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Skating.. ;)
521
Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he would share one percent if his knowlege with the world.
Thus: Google was born
485
Rajnikant ka 1 rs balkani se gir gaya,
Rajanikant niche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila?
Kyu?
Kyu ki Rajanikant Rupaye se pahele niche pahunch gaya tha.
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Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
Kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai
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Kehte h shaadi ki gaanth toh aasman mein hi bandh jaati h...insaan toh sirf petikot Salwar aur bra ki gaanth kholne ke liye zameen pe bheja jaata h
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Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya: Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt: Pagli Ye Ladies cycle hai.
Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???
356
TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
548
Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
.
kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai.
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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON!
Baad Me pata chala RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!
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Rajnikant Rocks!!!!
Rajnikant : Arey O Murgi! Mene Tuje 2 Ande Dene Ke Liye Kaha Tha..Tune 1 Anda Kyu Diya......Kya Tujhe Muj Se Darr Nahi Lagta?
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Murgi : Darr Lagta He.....Iss Liye Ek Anda Diya.......varn a me tho "MURGA HOON"
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Rajnikant Creates New email id:
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gmail@rajnikant .com
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Hackers Dies......
Virus Cries.........
Google Shocks....
Computer Blocks....
Rajnikant Rocks....
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1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya 'Baba Ramdev, ke naam se janti hai......
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Jab kutte ki moutaati hai. ......
To kutta mar jata he..
Tumhe to hr bat me twist chahiye.
Kutta h koi rajnikant nahi jo mare bhi styleme
260
WANTED PART-2'
Salman- ek bar jo maine commitment kar di uske bad to mai...
.
.
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Sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.
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Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai.
Ye Mohabbat
Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or
Mummy Se Pitai Alag.
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Mummy Aram Se Maro
Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai...!
903
Boy- U R wearing Red Bra ?
Girl - How do u know?
Boy-Thanx 2 RAJNIKANT Eyecare!
Girl-U r not wearing underwear
Boy - Hey U too RAJNIKANT eyecare!
Girl - Chain laav aai Zavadya.
Tuza RAJNIKANT baher alaay.
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Power Failure
Please inform all your friends to avoid any problem all
over India there will be power failure today from 10-12 pm
bcozRajinikant will charge his mobile.
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One Rajinikanth gone for a walk and after one
hour police arrested him u know why He
reached USA and having No Visa with him
5
If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago
British would have fought India to get Independence
9
Sudden declaration of Ajmal Kasab s hanging:
Instead of crediting dengue or rejection of the mercy petition,
even Rajinikanth's role should be investigated
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