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raj thakre- what is a c*nd*m?
lalu- ye wo cheez h jise pahan kr agar
tera baap teri ma ke sath sota.....
to bhenchod aaj pura maharastra sukun se sota
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Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya,
fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya,
chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya,
mohabbat ne kitno ko paro,
chandramukhi aur devdas babaya
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harbhajan ne apni grlfrnd se pucha,
kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu?
grlfrnd-kardi na sardaro wali baat,
spinner ko kabhi pahla over mila he.
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Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya,
dil jala kr rakh bana diya
Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi,
rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.
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ek ladki ne apne boyfrnd ka papu frist time pakda or us par kis karne lagi,
tabhi usme se kuch drop nikle!
grl - what is this?
boy - khusi ke aansu hai gagli.
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Mt pyar kro PARDESHI se rote rote naina thak jayenge,
pyar kro hmesha PADOSI se,
roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...
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Seene me dil,
dil me drd,
drd me yakin,
yakin me khayal,
khayal me khawab,
khawab me tasvir,
tasvir me sirf aap!!
itna darawna khawab?
bap re bap
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Patiala ki 2 baat famous hai,
1. Patiala pag.
2. Patiala salwar.
2no me fark sirf itna h ki ek chadne par maza deti h to 2sri utarne par.
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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho,
aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho,
har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.
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ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,
ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi,
vo to tum 2sto ki jid h.
ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.
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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de.
jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki,
hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.
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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu
Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu
Fir b tu na mili to gam nai..
Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..
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1970 me...
Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha.
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1980
me T.V
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1990
Bike.
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2000
Car.
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2011
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Bas bina
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Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga
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Aapko SMS karna Pooja hai,
Aapke SMS ka INTAZAR Tapsya hai,
Aa jaye misscall to Prasad hai,
Aur mil jaye SMS to Aapke Darshan hai.!
Darshan Dijiye prabhu.
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Dilke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge
Dilme johe,Kisiko bata n sakoge
Karoge jawani me jo galfrnd pe kharche
Budape tak udhri chuka na skoge
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Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai..
Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai..
Isiliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par,
Kyoki
''DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai''.;-)
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koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)
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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, WAH WAH!
Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.
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Hasi ke liye gam kurban
khushi ke liye aasu kurban
dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban
agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.
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Prem Na Dard Utarvani Mosam Aavi 6e
Jindgi Ne Ezahar Karvani Mosam Aavi 6e
Prapose Karva Ma Var Na Lagadata HAVE To VAHELA Te PAHELA Ni Skim AAVI 6e.
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Rishte Tod Deti He GF,
Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF,
Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko,
QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF
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GF=GALAT FEHMI
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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false Girls look beautiful because.
boys have good IMAGINATION
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Ae SANAM..
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Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo
Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake
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Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To
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GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete. !
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Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?,
nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6,
pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6
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"Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho,
Ya Yamaha FZ,Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge,
Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.
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