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बॉयफ्रेंड एनाकोंडा है

नाग नागिन से बोला: मेरा दिल तेरे प्यार मैं अँधा है...
नागिन बोली: मेरा ख्याल छोड़ दे मेरा बॉयफ्रेंड एनाकोंडा है

Uploaded By: Nikki Mar,31 2016
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Thora sa Padh Le

Ek Student Dusre Se
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
Jo Pehle Hum Ne Na Kia Ho
2nd Student : To Phir Chal Thora sa Padh Le

Uploaded By: Gujju Mar,30 2016
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बाहर निकल आया

इश्क के समंदर में गोता लगाया… वाह वाह…
पर पानी बहुत ठंडा था इसलिए बाहर निकल आया.

Uploaded By: Roopa Mar,29 2016
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कप जीत लेने दो

अनुष्का : मुझे कोहली से मिलना है
धोनी : ऐ बाई 3 अप्रैल तक रुक जा
कप जीत लेने दो

Uploaded By: Rehan Mar,28 2016
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Baad Me Aana

SBI : Please Return Your Loan Amount
Vijay Mallya : Abhi Lunch Hai, Baad Me Aana

Uploaded By: Savita Mar,25 2016
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Pas Hai Hi Nai

Aapki 1 Baat Hame Bahut Pasand Hai,
Aap Jab Bhi Kam Karte Hai,
Dil Lagake Karte Hai. Qki
Dimag Ka OPTION To Aapke Pas Hai Hi Nai

Uploaded By: Tina Mar,23 2016
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सफाई हो गई

पति: क्या बात है. आज घर बड़ा साफ है
क्या वॉट्सएप बंद है तुम्हारा,
पत्नी: नहीं वह तो चार्जर नहीं मिल रहा था तो
ढूंढ़ने के चक्कर में सफाई हो गई

Uploaded By: Shilpa Mar,22 2016
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I love you Didi

Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala I love you.
Premika Gusse se : Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte,
Santa : I love you Didi.

Uploaded By: Farhan Mar,21 2016
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हसी-ना

जो लड़की कभी नही हँसती उसे क्या कहेगेँ

 

 

हसी-ना

Uploaded By: Farhan Mar,19 2016
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Whats Your Name

Boy : Whats Your Name
Girl : Dhara.
Boy : Kaunsi, 144 ya 145

Uploaded By: Gujju Mar,18 2016
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उड़ता रह बेटा

नवाज : मोदीजी, दिल्ली जाते समय लाहौर में प्लेन उतार लेना
मोदी : क्यों बे
नवाज : जन्मदिन है, आप आओगे तो दोस्तों पे रौब जामेगा
मोदी:पाय लागू माताजी
नवाज की माँ: उड़ता रह बेटा

Uploaded By: Sneha Mar,17 2016
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Husband Ban Jaye.

Gadha or Husband Ke Bich Kaya Differene Hai
Answer : Husband Gadha Ban Sakta Hai
But.. Gadha Itnaaaa Bhi Gadhaaa Nahhhhi Kee Husband Ban Jaye.

 

Uploaded By: Poonam Mar,16 2016
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Ek Bhikari Bhagwan

Ek Bhikari Bhagwan Ko He Bhagwan,
Muje Khane Ke Liye Aisa Kuch Do
Jo Khane Par Bhi Khatam Na Ho
Bhagwan Ye Lo Beta CHINGAM

Uploaded By: Sophia Mar,15 2016
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Take A Picture

You Always Stop And Stare, Why Not Just Take A Picture

Uploaded By: Angel Mar,14 2016
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Mein Pyaar

Tuta Hua Phul Khushbu De Jata H,
Bita Hua Pal Yaade De Jata H,
Har Shakhs Ka Apna Andaz Hota H,
Koi Zindgi Mein Pyaar.

Uploaded By: Angel Mar,11 2016
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The Boys Duty

Arz hai.. Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing Them Is The Boys Duty'

Uploaded By: Sunny Mar,10 2016
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Pee In My Pants

Love Is Like Peeing Your Pants Everyone Can See It
But Only You Can Feel It. Thanks For Being The Pee In My Pants.

Uploaded By: Savita Mar,9 2016
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मांग लिया.

कल तो पड़ोसन फुल Mood में थी...
बोली जो मांगना हो मांग लो..
साला मैंने भी मौके का फायदा उठा के
Wifi का Password मांग लिया.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Feb,2 2016
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Sirf Tera Hi Naam

Tujse Hi Har Subha Ho Meri,
Tujse Hi Har Sham,
Kuch Aisa Rishta Ban Gaya Tujhse,
Ki Har Saaso Mein Sirf Tera Hi Naam.

Uploaded By: Neeta Jan,28 2016
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Tera hi naam.

Tujse hi har subha ho meri,
Tujse hi har sham,
Kuch aisa rishta ban gaya tujhse,
Ki Har saaso mein sirf tera hi naam.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Jan,9 2016
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Intazar Bahut

BoyFriend : Intazar Bahut Bhari Cheej Hoti Hai
GirlFriend : Toh Kisi Aur Company Ki Ghari Le lo 

Uploaded By: Rahul Dec,10 2015
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Pyar Hai Tmse

Usne rat k andhere me,
Mere hath ki hatheli pe,
Likha tha apni ungli se
Muje Pyar H Tmse,
Jane kesi syahi thi wo,
Ke mitati b nai or dikhti b nhi.

Uploaded By: Angel Dec,4 2015
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Tumhara Saath Denge

Hamne socha tha har mod par tumhara saath denge,
Hamne socha tha har mod par tumhara saath denge,
Par kya karein kambakhat sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Uploaded By: Priya Dec,3 2015
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Tera Haath Chahiye

Mujhe khamosh rahon may tera saath chahiye,
Tanha hai mera haath tera haath chahiye,
Junoon e ishq ko teri hi sougaat chahiye,
Mujhey jeene ke liye teri hi saat chahiye.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Dec,2 2015
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Zakham Hanste Hain

Nazron se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
Har mod par kisi ka intezar hota hai,
Dil rota hai zakham hanste hain,
Kya isi ka naam pyaar hota hai.

Uploaded By: Neeta Dec,1 2015
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Yaad Rakhna

Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
Kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
Hum aapki parchhai hain yaad rakhna,
Jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar aayenge.

Uploaded By: Nikki Nov,30 2015
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Paya Hai Tujhe

Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
Badi duaon se paya hai tujhe,
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki lakeeron se churaya hai tujhe.

Uploaded By: Viraj Nov,27 2015
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Nahi Aayi Hai

Ladki: Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.
Ladka: Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri.
Ladki: Acha chalo papa aa gaye, bye.

Uploaded By: Nikki Nov,26 2015
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Hosla Dilaya Aapne

Kalam thi hath mai likhna sikhaya aapne,
Takat thi hath mai hosla dilaya aapne,
Manzil thi samne rasta dikhaya aapne,
Hum to sirf dost the, Aashiq banaya aapne.

Uploaded By: Priya Nov,25 2015
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Izazat Maange

Chupa Loon Is Tarah Tujhe Apni Baahon Mein,
Ki Hawa Bhi Guzarne Ki Izazat Maange,
Ho Jaun Itna Madhosh Tere Ishq Mein,
Ki Hosh Bhi Aane Ki Izazat Manage.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Nov,24 2015
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Ghayal Karne Waale

Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate,
Aye jahan ko ghayal karne waale,
Tum deodorant kyun nahi lagaate.

Uploaded By: Liza Nov,23 2015
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Kisi Din

Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din,
Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se,
Phulon ki tarah mujhpe bikhar jao kisi din.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Nov,21 2015
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Plastic Surgery

Sardar Dukhi Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Uploaded By: Santi Nov,20 2015
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Fauzi Dilruba

Pagal aashiq ho jaate hain pyaar me,
Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hain intezaar me,
Magar yeh fauzi dilruba nahi samajhti,
Gol gappe khaati phirti hain baazar me.

Uploaded By: Tina Nov,20 2015
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Tum Ho

Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho?

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Nov,19 2015
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Mohabbat Ki Gahrai

Raat chup hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise kahoon aaj phir hosh nahin,
Is tarah dooba hoon teri mohabbat ki gahrai mein,
Hath mein jaam hai aur peena ka hosh nahin.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Nov,18 2015
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Tera Naam

Tujse hi har subha ho meri,
Tujse hi har sham,
Kuch aisa rishta ban gaya tujhse,
Ki Har saaso mein sirf tera hi naam.

 

 

Uploaded By: Julie Nov,16 2015
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Answer Sheet

Santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?
Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hain jinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai.

Uploaded By: Karan Nov,16 2015
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LIPTON Di Chah

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja.

Uploaded By: Aakash Nov,13 2015
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Sharabi Ka Haal

Devdas Ko Paaro Ne Na-Kaam Kar Diya,
Sharabi Ko Sharab Ne Badnaam Kar Diya,
Mohabbat Ho Ya Sharab, Dono Ka Asar Dekh Lo,
Devdas Aur Sharabi Ka, Ek Sa Anjaam Kar Diya.

Uploaded By: Santi Nov,10 2015
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I Love You

Santa: Wo Ladki Jo Ja Rahi Hai Bahri Hai?
Banta: tujhe Kaise Pata.
Santa: Kal Maine Use I Love You Kaha Tha
To Boli Kal Hi Maine New Sandal Liya Hai.

Uploaded By: Santi Nov,9 2015
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Kuchh To Ehsah

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,
Aapse dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.

Uploaded By: Varun Nov,9 2015
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Ladki Ki Adaa

Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjhe,
Woh sabse bada gadha hai.

Uploaded By: Praveen Nov,7 2015
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Aap Jaisa Dost

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.

Uploaded By: Julie Nov,6 2015
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Yaad Aayegi

Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi,
Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi,
Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.

 

Uploaded By: Sneha Nov,4 2015
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2 Baate

Life Mein 2 Baatein Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.
1. Hawa Chalti He To Patte Hilte Hai.
2. Nahi Chalti, To Nahi Hilte.
Bas Yaar Thanks Mat Bolna, Jab Tak Knowledge Hai, Dete Rahenge.

Uploaded By: Sunny Nov,4 2015
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Aap Ke Gum

Kash feeling bhi sms ki tarah hoti,
To aap k GUM hum recieve karte,
Apni KHUSHIYAN aap ko send karte,
Aapki NARAZGI delete karte,
Aur aapki YADON ko save karte.

Uploaded By: Viraj Nov,3 2015
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Wo Haseen Hai

Mohabbat ka koi rang nahi,
Fir bhi wo rangin hai,
Pyar ka koyi chehra nahi,
Phir bhi woh hasin hai.

Uploaded By: Viraj Nov,2 2015
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Boy Following

A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why r u late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: So what?
Girl: The boy was walking very slowly.

 

Uploaded By: Karan Oct,30 2015
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22 December

Ladka: shadi ke liye kaon se date rahe?
Ladki: Hichkichate hue, 22 December.
Laka:?
Ladki sharmate hue: suna hai saal ki sabse lambi raat hote hai.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Oct,29 2015
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