My eyes are eager 2 see you,
my lips are eager 2 kiss you,
my ears are eager 2 listen you,
& my dreams in night are eager 2 welcome U.
kisses are not kisses unless they're tasted.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses spread germs & germs are hated.
but U can kiss me baby I'm vaccinated.
A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
I want to kiss ur lips,
I want to touch ur teeth,
I want to smell ur breath,
I want to taste ur tongue,
DONT WORRY I M UR Colgate Friend.
he he he:-)
What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...
lets not get carried away!
Benefits of Kissing;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING:
Question: Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti.
Boy: kya mei tmhare hath choom skta hu?
Girl: kyu?
Mere honto pe kante lge hein kya?
After a deep passionate kiss
.
Girl whispered to the boy
.
Kiss me 1nc more like that
&
I will be urs forever
.
.
Buy:
Thanks for the warning!!!
Pagal hain wo log jo larkiyon ko MISS karte hain,
Karna hy to Machhar ko miss karo,
Jo khud aakar KISS karte hain.
Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
And Kissing them is the Boys duty..
Love is Heat
Which is Very Sweet
Love is incomplete till 2 Lips Meet.
Arz kya hai...
She is Kissing,
Wah Wah
She is Kissing,
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Aik FAQEER nay ghar k bahir se Awaz lagayi,
Babu ji roti milegi
Andar se awaz ayi
Biwi ghar per nahi hai
FAQEER:
Main ny Roti laini hai CHUMMI"nahi.
Husband: Begam aaj koi aysi baat kaho
jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye?
WIFE: tumhare sab doston mein sab se,
acha kiss karne ka style tmhara hy.
Larka larki se: I'll Kiss u
Larki: Mein shor machaoongi.
Larka: Yahan to door door tak koi nahi
Larki: To kya hua FORMALITY to poori karni hai na.
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To
Woh Kaise?
Ldka Ldki Se Kehta
Hello Madam
-
-
PAPPI TA DO...
Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
Main tumhain jo paalon to Tum apny honton ki aanch se merey tann ko kundan bana do.
Phir saari hadon ko torr kar hum ek dojay main kho jaen.
Kash hum ek ho jaen.
Kiss Kiss ki mehfil main Kiss Kiss ne Kiss Kiss ko Kiss Kiss tarah Kiss kya,
Ek tum ho jisne her Kiss ko miss kya aur ek hum hain jis ne her MISS ko KISS kya.
I want to kiss ur lips,
I want to touch ur teeth,
I want to smell ur breath,
I want to taste ur tongue,
DONT WORRY I M UR Colgate Friend.
he he he:-)
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."
Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"
Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"
My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.
Benefits of Kissing;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING:
Question: Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti.
SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
Guy: Do u know, wen i was a kid so many girls wanted to kiss me,
I allowed, But now I want 2 kiss so many girls,
But they don't allow. SELFISH GIRLS
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated.
What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=I adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=Lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=I Want u,
KISS ON LIPS=I Love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE,
Lets not get carried away!
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
The rose may kiss the butterfly,
The morning due may kiss the grass,
But you my friend may kiss my lips!!
Kiss me and hold me tightly close to you
Kiss me and whisper sweet words that are true
Kiss me here and kiss me there
Kiss me all over and anywhere
Kiss me softly
and kiss me hardly
Kiss me and and lay me on the bed
Kiss me from my toes to my head.
.........*Kiss*
...*Kiss*...*Kiss*
.*Kiss*.......*Kiss*
...*Kiss*......*Kiss*
......*Kiss*
...........*Kiss*
*Kiss*......*Kiss*
.*Kiss*.......*Kiss*
...*Kiss*...*Kiss*
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Har Khushi Se Khoobsorat Teri Sham Kardon.
Apna Balance aur Sim Tere Naam Kardon.
Mil Jaye Agar 1 Bar Teri Girlfriend.
Chummiyan Le Le kar Uske Gaal Laal Kardon.
After Watchng the Pepsi Advertisement,
A Boy Suddenly Starts Kissing his Girlfriend.
GF: Ye kia kar rahy ho?
Boy:DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI. :-)
Bad-Qismati Ki Inteha:
Main Dunya K Sab Se Pyari Insaan Ki Kiss Karna Chahti Hon.
Lekin,
Mere Hont Mere Gaalon Ko Chhuu Nahi Sakta Oooopzz.
A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.
Whats Happening?
Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
Wapish Le Laha Tha
Kiss is not like nokia
connecting people
kiss is not like pepsi
ye dil mange more
but kiss is like pan-parag
1se mera kya hoga
Aaj ka zalim sms;
Boy to Girl: Kya main aap ka haath choom sakta hoon.
Girl: Q, kmeeny mere lips pe zehr laga hai kia.
If you kiss someone that you do not love it's great.
But just think of kissing someone that you truly and madly are in love with.
There is no greater feeling than that.
"SHIKWA".
Mene TumSe Chummi Mangi"
To Tum Muskura Diye"
Tum Ye B To Keh Sakte They"
" Meri JAN "
Apni Chezain Mangi Nahi Jati.-?
Question: Gharibi Ki Hadh Kya Hy?
Ans:Jb Ek Ladki 2 Rupay Me Kiss Dene
Ko Tyar Ho Or Ap K Pas Sirf 1 Rupya Ho
PINK LIPS are Girl's BEAUTY
PINK LIPS are Girl's BEAUTY
KISSING THEM are the Boy's DUTY.
Kiss Definition:
What Is The Kiss In View……
.
Geometry:
Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between 2 Lips
.
Economics:
Kiss Is That Thing 4 Which DEMAND
Is Always Higher Than SUPPLY
.
PHYSICS:
Kiss Is The Process Of Caharging A Human Body!
.
Computer:
Like A LAN,
In Which 2 Bodies R Conected Without Any DATA CABLE!...
Meri Dosti Ka Afsaana Bhi Hai,
Is Mein Pyar Ka Khazaana Bhi Hai,
Is Liye Chaahte Hai Aapse Ek Kiss Maangna,
Aur Aaj To Maangne Ka Bahaana Bhi Hai.
Meri Dosti Ka Afsaana Bhi Hai,
Is Mein Pyar Ka Khazaana Bhi Hai,
Is Liye Chaahte Hai Aapse Ek Kiss Maangna,
Aur Aaj To Maangne Ka Bahaana Bhi Hai.