Nigaho Me Tasvir Unki Hotho Pe Unka Naam Hai
Har Sanso Me Unka Ehsas Hai.
Itni Chahat Hai Unke Liye.
Fir Bhi Vo Humari Chahat Se Anjan Hai.
jo pal-pal jale vo ''dipak''
jo pa-pal mehke vo''khusbu''
jo pal-pal dhadke vo''dil''
jo pal pal sarmaay vo samay,
jo pal-pal yaad aaye wo''aap aur
jo har pal aapko yaad kare vo ''hum''
Zindagi Mein Baatein Bahut Kar Liye?
Sun Liye Hai Zawab Bhi?kabhi Dosto Se, Kabhi Dushmano Se,
Lavso Ke Is Bhir Mein Ghutan Si Hoti Hai Ab To?.
Mujhe Sannata Chahiye?.. ?
Isliye Khamoshi Se Dosti Kai Liye? ..
Baaton Ki Tanashahi Bardasht Karne Ki Taaqat Na Rahi??..
Viraane Mein Sar Chupane Ki Jagah Chahiye??
Alfaazon Ki Koi Matlab Hi Nahi Milta?
Pehle Chitti Ke Badle Taar Aata Tha
1 Bulave Pe Mera Yaar Aata Tha
Ab Padke Delete Karti Hai Mera Message Ko
Kabhi Har Message Ka Jawab Aata Tha
Mehkhane Me Jaam Tut Jata Hai
Ishq Me Dil Tut Jata Hai
Na Jane Kya Rishta Hai In Dono Me
Jam Tute To Ishq Yad Aata Hai
Or
Dil Tute To Jaam Yaad Aata Hai
Sookhe Patton Se Pyaar Kar Lenge,
Hum To Tum Par Aitbaar Kar Lenge.
Tum Ye To Kaho Tum Humare Ho Sanam
Hum Zindagi Bhar Intezaar Kar Lenge.
Mausam Ki Nazakat Hai, Hasraton
Ne Pukara Hai, Kaise Kahen
Ke Kitna Miss Karte Hain Yeh
Sms Usi Yaad Ka Ek Ishara Hai.
Kaash Batein Apki Itni Pyari
Na Hoti, Kaash Mulakat Apse
Hamari Na Hoti, Khwabon Me
Hi Dekh Lete Apko, To Aaj
Milne Ki Yun Bekarari Na Hoti.
Mausam Ko Dekho Kitna Haseen Hai,
Thandi Hawaye Or Bheegi Zameen
Hai, Yaad Aa Rahi Hai Unki
Kuch Baate, Wo Bhi Yaad
Kar Rahe Honge Itna Yakeen Hai.
Kaash Meri Zindagi Mein Aaye
Ek Aisi Barsaat Mere
Haathon Mein Ho Tera Haath,
Bheegte Rahein Hum Saari
Raat, Honth Rahe Khamosh
Bas Ankho Se Ho Humari Bat.
When you love someone,you give everything
without thinking twice,deny the truth,believe
in lies,do crazy things that you can't explain
& you cry over things that hurt you but still
stay & say."
I'm OKAY"!!!
There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but n ot near girl's college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow.
Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Best Way To Purpose A Girl.
Take Her To Sea,
Say Her To Sit In A Boat.
Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea.
Then Say Marry Me
Or
Leave My Boat.
Think About It:
I'm Not Scared Of Proposing A Girl
But,
I'm Scared Abt, What Wud Happen If She Agrees..?
Ur Precious Love Has Turned
My Life Completely Around,
I Feel Like I'm Walking But
My Feet Don't Seem To Touch The Ground!
Girl:who Do You Like?
.
Boy:it Is A Secret
.
Girl:you Can Tell Me
.
Boy:ok It Starts With A Why And Ends With You...!
Very Touching Text By Shakespeare From His Novel,
.
I Am Mad For Her..
.
But
.
Why I Am Not Made For Her?
Faith Makes All Things Possible,
Love Makes All Things Easy,
Hopes Makes All Things Work,
But Ur Gorgeous Smile Brings All Faith,
Luv & Hope In Me!
I Know You Think I"m Cute,
I Know You Think I"m Fine,
But Like The Other Guys,
Take A Number And Wait In Line!
Be Careful
When
A Gal Tells U That
She Loves U
From The Bottom Of Her Heart.
For This May Mean
That There Is
Still Enough Space
For Another Boy
On Top!
Flowers Are Missing You.
Birds Are Calling You,
Please Come Back To Zoo
Because Zoo Is Not Zoo Without You.
I Love The Way You Touch Me,
Always Sending Chills Down My Spine.
I Love That You Are With Me And Glad That You Are Mine.
I Wanna Hold You Close
Under The Rain
.
I Wanna Kiss Your Smile
And Feel The Pain
.
I Know What's Beautiful Looking At You
In A World Of Lies You Are The Truth.
New Style Of Proposing
.
Boy: Can I Take A Photo.
.
Girl: Why?
.
Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.
Last Night I Sent An Angel 2 Watch Over U
While U Were Sleeping But It Came Back Early!
So I Asked It Why? It Said That Angels Don't Watch Over Other Angels!
Difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
I want
To be with u In a nice Restaurent
To have a candle light dinner... and
to say those sweet 3 words to U...
"Pay The Bill"
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart bcareful 4 this may mean dat!!!!!!..
he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!
What a Cute answer
Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..???
Boyfriend: no baby
u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll....
Boyfriend Ek Aisi Cheez Hai...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jiss K Samne
Chipkali, Aur Cockroach Se
Darne Wali Ladki Bhi.
Sherni Ban K Ghumti Hai.
Heart Attack Wali Beizzati
Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”
.
.
Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
.
.
Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
.
.
Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.”
.
.
Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na?
.
.
Girlfriend said: NO, You were
shouting,
.
.
“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”
Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed,
Got Fired From Job,
Got Disowned From Home,
Mood Is Also Off.
Girlfriend- Acha! Leave All That, Look Here!!
My New Chappals
Ek Ladki apne Boy Friend ke sath Ghoom Rahi thi...
-
Itne main us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne laga..
Ladki - Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi Ghumaata nahi hai,
Aur dusro
ki biwi Gumaane le aata hai...
-
(itne me Boy Friend josh me
husband ko marne laga)
-
Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
Ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko Ghumaane deta hai...
Dis Sunday "Friendship Day"
Next sunday "Rakhi"..
Is sunday aap ladki ke peeche,
next sunday ladki aapke peeche.."
Too much funn"
Saath Agar Tera Mil Gaya Hota
Parwaah Zamaane Ki Hargiz Na Karte,
Pehle Jo Jaan Jaate Anjaam-E-Muhobbat,
Khuda Ki Kasam Hum Muhobbat Na Karte.
Riste Tod Deti He Gf,
Insaan Ko Tanha Kar Deti He Gf
Na Aane Dena Dil K Paas Kabhi Inko
Q Ki DIL Se Dhadkano Ko Juda Kar Deti He GF
GF-GALAT FAHMI.
Puchta Hai Jab Koi
Ki
Duniya Me Mohabbat Hai Kaha?
Muskura Deta Hu Mai
Aur
Yaad Aa Jaati Hai
MAA
Ki
Pyari
Si
Hone
Wali BAHU..
Do You Know Your 1 Smile Can Make 100 Peoples Die,
So U Can Decrease This Over Population, So Baby,
Please Keep On Smiling.
Be Careful
When
A Gal Tells U That
She Loves U
From The Bottom Of Her Heart.
For This May Mean
That There Is
Still Enough Space
For Another Boy
On Top!
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
.
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
.
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
Three Types To Break Mirror:
1. Throw Stone On Mirror.
2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It.
3. You Just Go And Stand Before The Mirror And Smile.
I Love The Way You Touch Me,
Always Sending Chills Down My Spine.
I Love That You Are With Me And Glad That You Are Mine.
Flowers Are Missing You.
Birds Are Calling You,
Please Come Back To Zoo
Because Zoo Is Not Zoo Without Yo