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I Luv Ur Eyes I Luv Ur Smile.
I Cherish Ur Ways, I Adore Ur Style.
What Can I Say? U R One Of A Kind &
24/7 U R On My Mind!
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Love Is An Illusion!
It's A Highly Dependency Disorder
Of Weak Hearted People..
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People With Strong Hearts
Believe In Flirting.
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To See Light Look At The Sun,
To See Love Look At The Moon,
To See Hope Look At The Future,
To See Beauty Look At The Nature,but
To See All Of This Look At The Mirror!!
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Human Heart Beats 72 Times Per Minute,
But Even Ur Heart Beats One Time Also
U Can Alive Because 71 Times My Heart Beats For You.
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I Wanna Hold You Close
Under The Rain
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I Wanna Kiss Your Smile
And Feel The Pain
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I Know What's Beautiful Looking At You
In A World Of Lies You Are The Truth.
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Baby You're Like A Student And
I Am Like A Math Book, You Solve All My
Problems.
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There Are 50 Angels In The World.
25 Are Sleeping,
15 Are Working,
5 Are Playing,
4 Are Praying
And 1?
1 Is Reading My Sms..
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Some Are Made By Man,
Some Are Made By Nature,
Naturally By God Some Are Made
By Chemically But I Like Natural
B'coz You Are Naturally Beauty.
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A Simple Bye Make Us Cry,
A Simple Joke Make Us Laugh,
Simple Care Make Us Fall In Love.
I Hope My Simple Sms Make You Think Of Me.
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Baby I Have An Addiction Problem.
People Say I Should Go To Rehab But
I Always Tell The M I Dont Wanna Go
Cause Im Addicted To..you.
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Last Night I Sent An Angel 2 Watch Over U
While U Were Sleeping But It Came Back Early!
So I Asked It Why? It Said That Angels Don't Watch Over Other Angels!
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New Style Of Proposing
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Boy: Can I Take A Photo.
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Girl: Why?
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Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.
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A Lovers Night.
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"Baby Get Outta My Mind
I Need To Get Some Sleep
...But
Dont Worry
I Promise, Ill See You
In My Dreams ..
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Mera har pal aaj khoobsurat hain,
Dil mein jo sirf teri hi soorat hain,
Kuch bhi kahe ye duniya gum nahi
Duniya se jyada hume teri jarurat h
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Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
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Arz kiya hai..
Baith kar mehbooba ki zulfon ke saye mein aisa jossh aaya.
Wah..! Wah..!
Fir kya…….. Papa ne dekh liya or I. C. U mein hosh aaya.
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Ek aashiq ne chaand se pucha = Ae chaand, ye bata mera mehboob kaisa hai…
Chaand bola = Pehli baat to ye ki main koi tere baap ka npukar to hun nahin,
Dusri baat ye ki itni dur se kuch dikhta nahin hai,
Or teesri baat ye ki ye pyaar ka bukhaar zameen tak hi rakho to achchha hai….
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Santa = Tujhe ladki pataane ka solid idea bataun..?
Banta = Haan Bata..
Santa = Raaste se gujarti ladki ko piche se jaakar pakdo..
Agar ladki hans padi to samajh lo phans gayi..
Banta = Aur agar wo chillayi to….
Santa = Arey yaar phir keh dena ….. didi dar gayi…. didi dar gayi… :)
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A man while making love to his maid, "Martha u are sweeter than my wife"..
The maid smiled and said = I know, cause the driver always tells me so….!
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1980 = Love me But dont touch me
1990 = Touch me But dont kiss me
2000 = Kiss me But or kuch mat karna
2005 = Sab kuch kar Lo par kisi ko Batana nahi
2011 = Sub kuch karo warna sub ko Bata dun gi k tum ko kuch nahi aata.
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Roz college aati ho,
Duppate se kya chuppati ho,
Are hum mar gaye hai kya,
Jo kitabo se dabati ho..!
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Master To Student = A B C D Se Shuru Honay Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao….
Student =
A = Apni
B = Beti ka
C = Cell Number
D = Dijiye
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Mallika railway station par shooting ke liye pohonchi..
Bhikhari = Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika ne usey 1000 rs diye…
Secretary = 1000 rupay kyun diye..?
Malika = Pehli bar kisine behan kaha..!
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Patient nurse se = I love you, tumne mera dil chura liya hai..
Nurse patient se = Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churayi hai..
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Chinki = Jab bhi tum baahar jaate ho to meri photo kyun le jaate ho..
Munna bhai = Apun ko jab bhi problem hota hai, to apun teri photo dekh leta hai..
Chinki = Sach..! kya main tumhare liye itni lucky hun..?
To kya tumhari problem solve ho jaati hai..?
Munna bhai = Arey nahin re..! jab koi problem mere saamne aati hai to ye
dekh kar dil ko manaa leta hun ki tujhse badi problem or kya ho sakti hai….
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Girlfriend = Tum mujhe diamond ki ring do, jise dekh kar main tumhe
hamesha yaad kiya karungi…
Boyfriend = Tum mujhe ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki tumne diamond ring maangi thi
aur maine nahin di….
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Premi premika ne unchayi se aatmahatya karne ka plan banaya..
Ladka kud gaya lekin ladki nahin kudi..
Aadhe raste mein ladke ne parachute khola or chilaaya….
"Mujhe pata tha chudail tu nahin kudegi"….
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Haathi ne chinti ko propose kiya..
Chinti = Main bhi tumse pyaar karti hun….
Haathi = To phir shaadi se manaa kyun karti ho..?
Chinti = Main tumse kitni baar keh chuki hun, mere ghar mein inter cast
shaadi ho sakti hai, lekin inter size nahin…
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Maalkin Nokraani se = Mujhe lagta hai ki tumhare maalik office mein kisi
or se pyaar karne lage hain..
Nokraani = Aisa na kaho maalkin..! Maalik mujhe dhoka nahin de sakte…..
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Girlriend to Boyfriend = Mera laadla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera sweet gugla,
Mujse shadi karoge? Bolo baby bolo…
Funniest Boyfriend = Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?
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Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat karne ke baad uski
girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofe pe dekh kar ladke ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai
mera number isne kis naam se save kiya hai..?
Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5 Calling”.
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Ek pig aur bird mein love ho gaya.
Dono ne shaadi kar li.
Dono mar gaye.
Pig bird flu se aur bird swine flu se……
Hai na….! Ajab Prem ki Gazab Kahani
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Ladka(Ek sundar ladki se) = Tum mujhe achchi lagti ho..
Ladki = Meri sandal ka size dekha hai….
Ladka = Lo kar lo baat, abhi dosti suru bhi nahin hui or madam ki
farmaayishen bhi suru ho gayi… :)
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Kisi ko toot kar chahne se koi mohabbat nahi hoti…
Use pane ki khwahish rakhne se mohabbat nahi hoti
Mohabbat toh es duniya ki wo azeem cheez hain….
Jo kisi se ek baar ho jaaye toh phir kisi se nahi hoti
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Paas Hokar Bhi Duriya Mehsus Kar Raha Hu
Me To Seh Lunga Dard-e-zakhm Par Teri Fikar Kar Raha Hu
Tum Mere Itne Kareeb Aa Gai Ho Ki Kaise Batau..
Tumhari Khamoshiyo Se Me Pal Pal Mar Raha Hu...
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Mohabbat Ke Andaz Juda Juda Se Hote Hai...!!!
Kisi Ne Toot Kar Chaha,., Or Koi Chah Kar Toot Gaya...!!!
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"Teri Zindagi Ke Sabhi Dukh,
Ye Keh Kar Maang Liye Humne,
Ae Khuda!
Wo Bohat Masoom Hai Uski Hifazat Karna.
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Koyi aankhoun se bat kar leta hai
Koyi aankhoun mein mulaqat kar leta hai
Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena
Jab koyi khamosh reh kar sawal kar leta hai
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Zubaan hi sirf ek zariya nahin
Jo aap shabdon ko samajh paayein gain
Kabhi aankhon main jhaank kar dekhiey
Hazaroon alfaaz khud ba khud bekhar jayein gain
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Dil ko manana agar hota aasan, na karte kisi ko ye yun pareshan.
Tanha na rahte bahri mahfil mein, na hoti who halat jo na ho bayan…
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Apna humsafar bana le mujhe ,
tera hi saaya hun apna le mujhe..
Ye raat ka safar aur bhi haseen ho jaayega,
tu aa ja mere sapnon me ya bula le mujhe …!
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एक खूबसूरत लडकी बस स्टैंड पर खडी थी | एक नौजवान बोला- चांद तो रात में निकलता हैं , आज दिन में कैसे निकल आया ?
लडकी बोली - अरे उल्लू तो रात को बोलता था , आज दिन में कैसे बोल रहा हैं |
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प्रेमी ने अपनी प्रेमिका से पूछा - डियर ! मैं तुम्हारे पिताजी से शादी की बात किस समय करूं ?
प्रेमिका ने कहा - जब कभी मेरे पिताजी के पैर में जूते न हों |
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चुंबकीय शक्ति !
प्रेमी प्रेमिका से- मुझे समझ में नहीं आता कि भगवान ने तुम्हें इतना सुंदर बनाने के बाद इतना मूर्ख क्यों बनाया?
प्रेमिका प्रेमी से- हम दोनों को मिलाने के लिए।
प्रेमी- वह कैसे?
प्रेमिका- मैं सुंदर थी इसलिए तुम मेरी तरफ आकर्षित हुए और मैं मूर्ख थी इसलिए तुम्हारी तरफ आकर्षित हुई।
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लाजवाब संगीत!
प्रेमी प्रेमिका से, संगीत में इतनी शक्ति है कि पानी गरम हो सकता है।
प्रेमिका- तुम्हारा गाना सुन कर मेरा खून खौल सकता है, तो पानी क्यों नहीं?
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इंतजार की घड़ियाँ!
प्रेमी प्रेमिका से- इंतजार की घड़ी बहुत लंबी होती है।
प्रेमिका- तो किसी और कंपनी की घड़ी खरीद लो।
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बेवकूफी की हद!
एक युवक गाँव में स्थित अपने ससुराल गया। उसने अपने साले को उपहार स्वरूप इत्र की शीशी दी। साले ने इत्र को अपनी हथेली पर उडेला और चाट डाला। उस युवक को बहुत बुरा लगा। उसने यह बात शिकायत के तौर पर अपने ससुर जी से कही।
ससुर जी ने कहा, ''बड़ा बेवकूफ है। यूँ ही क्यों चाट गया? घर में रोटी थी। उसमें चुपड़ कर खाता।
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हिन्दीशास्त्र
सुहागरात के समय दूल्हे ने अपनी पत्नी को बाँहों में लेते हुए कहा, ''आज से तुम मेरी प्रेरणा, मेरी साधना और मेरी आशा हो।''
यह सुनकर दुल्हन पल-भर चौंकी और फिर बोली, ''आज से तुम मेरे राहुल, राकेश और अमन हो।''
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रमन- यदि आपकी प्रेमिका खूबसूरत, समझदार, ध्यान रखने वाली, कभी न जलने
वाली और अच्छे व्यंजन बनाने वाली हो तो उसे आप क्या नाम देंगे?
राजू- अफवाह!
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