टैक्सी में प्रेमी-प्रेमिका जा रहे थे।
प्रेमिका- रुको, नहीं तो मारूँगी! ड्रायवर ने टैक्सी रोक दी।
प्रेमी- तुम तो चलते रहो भाई। इन्होंने ये मुझसे कहा है!
प्रेमी- पता है? पहले मैं बहुत आवारागर्दी किया करता था। क्या तुम भी ऐसा ही करती थी?
प्रेमिका- अब बिना गुण मिले शादी थोड़े ही हो सकती है।
Wo ladka aaj b garmi me mar raha h,
Jisko ek ladki ne ek bar mjak me kaha tha
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Tum is sweater me Ranbir kapoor lagte ho.:-)
Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile
One Alien came at RAJNI’s home from some galaxy
and requested,
Mere ladke ki board exams hain, thoda dheere bajao na!
Rajnikant’s Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa…!!;-)
Breaking News….
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Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
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And Voldemort himself is the 8th horcrux of Ranjinikanth…
Dukh me khushi ki wajah banti h mohabat,
dard me yado ki wajah banti h mohabat,
Jab kuch b acha nai lagta duniya me,
Tab jine ki wajah banti h mohabat.
Dil unke liye he machalta hai
Thokar khata hai or sambhalta hai.
Kisi ne is kadar kar liya dil par kabja
Dil mera hai per unke liye dhadkta hai…
Phool khilte hai bahaaron ka samaa hota hai,
Aise mausam mein hi toh pyaar javaan hota hai,
Dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
Yeh fasaana toh nigaahon se bayaan hota hai.
Gulab ki mehak bhi fiki lagti hai,
Kaun si khushbu mujme basa gayi ho tum,
Zindgi hai kya teri chehat ke siva,
Yeh keisa khawb aankho ko dikha gayi ho tum…
Tere husn ke hum diwane ho gaye
Tujhe apna banate banate hum khud se begane ho gaye
Na chor na mujhe tu aaye zalim
Tere kareeb aakar hum duniya se dur hogaye hai….
Aankhon Mein Na Humko Dhoondo Sanam
Dil Mein Hum Bas Jaayenge!
Tamanna Hai Agar Milne Ki Toh..
Band Aankhon Mein Bhi Hum Nazar Aayenge!
Aye barish zara tham ke baras,
Jab mera yaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
Pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
Phir itna baras ki woh ja na sake…
Sirf Isharoon Mein Hoti Mohabbat Agar,
In Alfazoon Ko Khoobsurati Kaun Deta?
Bas Pathar Bann Ke Reh Jaata “Taj Mahal”,
Agar Ishq Isse Apni Pehchan Na Deta…
Taras gaye apke deedar ko,
phir bhi dil aap hi ko yaad karta hai,
humse khusnaseeb to apke ghar ka aaina hai,
jo har roz apke husn ka deedar karta
Pal pal uska saath nibhate hum,
Ek ishare par duniya chor jaate hum,
Samnder ke beech mein pahunch kar fareb kiya usne,
Wo kehta to kinare par hi doob jaate hum…
Palko ko humne jab bhi jhukaya hai,
Bas ek hi khayal aaya hai,
Jis khuda ne tumhe banaya hai,
Tumhe dharti pe bhejke bhala wo kaise jee paaya hai…
Pyaar wo ehsaas hai jo mitata nahi,
Pyaar wo parwat hai jo jhukta nahi,
Pyaar ki keemat kya hai humse pucho,
Pyaar wo anmol hira hai jo bikta nahi…
Pyaar Me Milna Jaruri Nahi,
Pyaar Mein Izhaar Bhi Zaruri Nahi,
Zaruri Sirf Ehsaas Hai Jo Zindagi SaNwarde,
Unhe PaAna Ya Na Pana Zaruri Nhi…
Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dhadkan Me Bas Jaaye,
Saans Bhi Lo To Khushbu Usi Ki Aaye,
Pyaar Ka Nasha Aankhon Pe Chaa Jaaye,
Baat Kuch Bhi Na Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aay
Yaadon Ki Keemat Wo Kya Jaane,
Jo Khud Yaadon Me Mita Diya Karte Hain,
Yaadon Ka Matlab to Unse Pucho,
Jo Yaadon Ke Sahare Jiye Karte Hain…
Tujhe Dil Se Juda Kabhi Hone Nahi Denge,
Tujhe Nind B Aaye To Sone Nahi Denge,
Tera Pyar Humein Itna Pyara Hai K
Hum Mar B Gaye To Tujhe Rone Nahi Denge…
Tum Bin Guzar To Jayegi Zindigi
Per Main Jee Na Paaoonga Tum Bin
Hazaroon Sitaron Ki Bheer Main Bhi Dekho
Yeh Chaand Kitna Tanha Hai Tum Bin…
Aapki Zindagi mein kabhi koi gam na ho
Aapki Aankhe kabhi nam na ho
Aapko mile Zindagi ki har khushi
Bhalehi uss khushi mein hum na ho…
Wo Mere Liye Kuch Khaas Hai Yaaro,
Jinke Laut Aane Ki Na Koi Aas Hai Yaaro,
Wo Najro Se Door Hai To Kya Hua,
Banke Dil Ki Dhadkan Mere Paas To Hai Yaaro….
aaja avi sardi ka mosam nahi gujra
Paharo per abhi bhi baraf jami hai
sab kuch to hai mere paas
sirf ek tere kami hai ||
Agar KHUDA ko dekhna chahte ho
To subah uthkar muskurate huye
Apni MAA ko dekho usme khuda ki
Jhalak hoti hai..
Qki khuda ka ek roop MAA me bhi hota hai..
Jo Roounga To Palko Pe Nami Reh Jayegi.
Zindgi Bas Naam Ki Zndgi Reh Jayegi..
Ye Nahi Ki Tum Bin Ji Na Paunga
Haan..
Magar Zindgi Me Ek Kami Reh Jayegi..!
Kisi ki chahat ko saza mat dena
Kisi ki mohabbat ko daga mat dena
Jise tumhare bina jeene ki adat na ho
Use lambi umr ki duamat dena
Barsi Ankhe Jiski Yaad Me Barsaat Ki Tarah.
Wo Bhi Badal Gaye Meri Halaat Ki Tarah.
Haal Jeete Ji Koi Puchta Nahi.
Sab Aa Jaate Hain Maut Pe Baarat Ki Tarah.!
Phool khilte hai bahaaron ka samaa hota hai,
Aise mausam mein hi toh pyaar javaan hota hai,
Dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
Yeh fasaana toh nigaahon se bayaan hota hai. .
Kaash woh samajthe is dil ki tadap ko
Tho yun humein ruswa na kiya hotha
Unki ye berukhi zulm bhi manzoor thi humein
Bas ek baar humein samaj-liya hota…
Unhe ye shikaayat hai hamse
ki hum har kisi ko dekh kar mushkurate hain
nasamajh hain wo kya jaane
hame to har chehre me wahi nazar aate hain
jab kisi ki yaad mein
shaam yeh dhal gayi,
na janay kyu, kab aur
kaise,
yeh zindagi maut mein
badal gayi.
jeete toh ab bhi hain
hum apki yaad mein,
par na janay kyu, kab
aur kaise,
par yeh zindagi ab
bejaan ban gayi.!
Kanto ke badle phool kya doge,
Aanshuo ke badle khushi kya doge,
Hum chahte hai aap se umar bhar ka sath,
Hamare iss sawal ka jawab kya doge……..
Teri aankhon se kaash koi ishara to hota
Kuchh hi sahi ik jeene ka sahara to hota
Tod dete duniya ki hadon ko ham
Ik baar toone mohabbat se pukara to hota…
Ye jo palkon py rimjhim sitaron ka mela sa ha,
Ye jo tere bina koi itna akela sa ha,
Zindg teri yadon sy mehka hua shehr ha.
SB MHBT KA IK PEHER HA
Dil ki dehlez par aks roshan tere naam k
Ratjagy aaeno mai jalay hen sary sham sy
Aik darya ha charo taraf darmayaan behar ha
SAB MHBT KA IK PEHAR HA
Paas aa zara Dil ki baat btaaon”
……..TUJH KO…….
Kesey dharakta hai Dil, awaz sunaon
……..TUJH KO…….
Aa k Tu dekh le Dil pe likha hai naam tera,
Agar kehti hai to Dil cheer k dikhaon”
……..TUJH KO…….
Jitna jalaya hai Tu ne Pyaar me mujh ko,
Dil to karta hai Main be jalaon
……..TUJH KO…….
Ajnabi hoti to aisa kar be lete shayad,
“Mgar tu to apni hai, kesy staaon
……..TUJH KO.
Chote Se Dil me Arma Koi Rakhna
Duniya Ki Bheed Me Pehchan Koi Rakhna
Achey Nahi Lagte Jab Rehte Ho Udas
In Honto Pe Sada Muskan Wahi Rakhna”sweet
Ek Gujarish Hai Tujhse Zara Tham Ke Barasna,
Aa Jaaye Jab Mera Mehboob To Phir Jamm Ke Barasna,
Yun Pehle na Barasna Ki Wo Aa na Sakey,
Aa Jaaye Mere Pass To Itna Barasna Ki Wo Ja Na Sakey…
Iltija Hai Bas Tujhe Paane Ki,
Aur Koi Hasrat Nahi Hai Tere Deewane Ki,
Shikva Mujhe Tujhse Nahi Khuda Se Hai,
Kya Zururat Thi Tujhe Itna Khubsoorat Banane Ki…
Soch raha tha k jawab kya bheju,
aap jaise dost ko toofa kya bheju,
guldasta bhejna to bewakufi hogi,
kyu k jo khud gulab hai use gulab kya bheju…?
Jab Jab Aata Hai Ye Barsaat Ka Mausam,
Teri Yaad Hoti Hai Sath Humdum,
Is Mausam Mein Nahi Karienge Yaad Tujhe Ye Socha Hai Humne…
Par Phir Socha Ki Baarish Ko Kaise Rok Paayeinge Hum….
Aapki Ada Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye
Aap Ne Palat Kar Dekha Tho Hum Behosh Ho Gaye
Yehi Ek Baat Kehni Thi Aapse
Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekthe Hi Hum Khamosh Ho Gaye…
Jagaaya unhone aisa ke aaj tak so na sakke
Rulaaya unhone aisa ke sabke saamne ro bhi na sakke
Jaane kya baat thi unn mein….
Jabse maana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sake…
Haal-e-dil ae dilbar hum tujhe kaise kahen,
Jo dard hai dil me use kaise sahen,
Rone se teri tasveer kahin mit na jaye par,
Jab dard hai dil me to ashk kaise na bahen.
Aap Haso Toh Khushi Mujhe Hoti Hai
Aap Rutho Toh Ankhe Meri Roti Hai
Aap Dur Jao Toh Becheni Hoti Hai
Mehsus Karke Dekho Pyar Me Zindgi Kaisi Hoti Hai
Ankhon main rehne wale ko yaad nahi karte,
dil main rehne wale se baat nahi karte,
hamari to ruh main bas gaye ho app
tabhi to milne ki fariyad nahi karte.
Usko DiL Ki Hr Baat Sunana Chahu
Chhod Pau Use Na Apna Banaa Paau
Mujhe Yaad He Kuch Wo Hasin Lamhe,
Bhul K B Jinko Na Me Bhulana Chahu.
HuM “DoNo “MiL” “BaiTheNGe
ToH “RaaT” “KHooB” “GuJaReGi…”
***YaaRo***
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TaN-HaYi Ka YeH “KeHNa
BoHaT “AcHHa” “LaGa” “MuJe…”