Another Day,Another Way,Another Pray,Another Hope,Another Tear,Another Fear,Another Year,Another Smile,Another Mile,Another Few,But Never Ever Another U....
Hearts change,i know they do... but this heart will always belong to u...hearts hurt, i know they do... but this heart hurts more without you.....
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................
So Sweet. now continue ur work..
How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!
The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
Itne Haseen Chehre Ko Dekh Kar Chand Bhi Sarma Gya,
Aaya Mere Paas Or Chupke Se Farma Gya,
Ke Jaa Rha Hu Main Chhupane Ko Apni Ye Khoobsoorti,
Kyu Ki Mujh Se Bhi Haseen Koi Aaya Or Iss Jahaan Per Chha Gya…
Tu hi dil hai aur tu hi jaan hai meri,
Tujhse hi jahaan me pehchan hai meri,
Tujhe apna banalu tujhe tujhse churalu,
Bas jiyun sang tere tammana hai meri,
Tere liye tode maine sare rishte,
Gham bhi hai jhela maine haste haste,
Duniya bhulayi maine tere waaste,
Sang tu chale jo bhi ho raaste,
Tere bina duniya viraan hai meri…
Lipat Jaao Ek Baar Fir Gale Hamare,
Koi Deevar Na Rahe Beech Hamaare Tumhare,
Lipat Jaati Jaroor Agar Jamane Ka Dar Na Hota,
Bassa Leti Main Tumko Agar Seene Mein Ghar Hota,
Mohalle Mein Nayi Maasuk Aaayi Hai,
Lekar Nakhre Purane,
Lajawab Husn Hai Log Mar Kar Hi Rahenge,
Moti Hai, Kaali Hai, Thigani Hai, To Hone De,
Use Lekar Konsa Tu Ghumne Ja Raha Hai Europ,
Khuda Ne Pyar Ki Koi Keemat Mukkarar Nahi Ki,
Tumne Pyar Ko Vayapar Kyun Bana Diya,
Lifft Maangne Ki Chhod Aadat Har Kisi Se,
Koi Lift Dekar Lift Kar Dega Lift Hone Tak,
Tere Hoton Pe Rakhta Hu Hot Toh Lagta Hai Aisa,
Jaise Baarud Ked Her Par Chingari Laga Di Ho,
Seena Taan Chalne Mein Koi Mardaangi Nahin,
Mard Woh Hai Jise Mahboob Mard Kah De…
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya
Wah Wah
Aur
Uss intezar me na jane Kitno se pyar kiya
DiL Ke Armaan Aansuo Me BAh Gaye
Hum Gali Me The Gali Me Reh Gaye
Light Chali Gayi Jo Baat Unse Kehni Thi
Unki Mummy Se Keh Gaye
1 Din Woh Bewafa Aayi Thi Meri Qabar Par
Aur Diya Bhuja Kar Chali Gayi
Baki Bacha Tha TeL wo
Bhi Baalo Me Lagakar ChaLi Gayi.
Hum bhool jane wale Dost ko bahut buri saza dete h
Hm bhul jane wale Dosto ko bohat buri saza dete h
JUTe nai Marte bs
unhe MOje sungha dete hai
Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar kro uski saheli k samne itna ki
Uski saheli b aa k kahe JANU muje b pata lo
Kisi ka Hath Tham k chorna Nhi,
Vada Kisi se Kr K Todna Nhi,
Koi Agar Tod De Dil Apka To
Bina Hath Pair Tode Chhodna Nai.
Rajesh Khanna PJ..
BEER Pine Se Pehle Sab Bolte Hai, Cheers
Wah Wah
BEER Pine Se Pehle Sab Bolte Hai, Cheers
Arre O Pushpa, I Hate Tears
Arz Kiya Hai..
Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Patthar Marti, Na Mai KANA Hota
Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick,
Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick..
SO WHAT
Chutki mein chipkaye FEVIKWIK.
Jo 1 galti kry wo
ANJAN.
Jo 2 glti kry wo
NADAN.
Jo 3 galti kry wo
SHETAN.
Jo galtion pe galtion
kry wo
SARDAR...
Kya tm 1 ped sy dusry ped tk chlang lga skty ho?
.
Kya tm 1 mint me 25 kelay kha skty ho?
.
Nhi na Beta sirf shakal BANDER jesi hone sy kam nai chlta.
Arz kiya hai..
"taqdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
hands up..
koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..." .
phir cashier se kaha..
kuch khawab meri aankho se nikal do,
jo kuch bhi hai jaldi se is bag me dal do..
Close up se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka,
Colgate se fresh karne ka,
Ager phir bhi white nahi huey to
"Harpic use karne ka"..
Ek Sher Arz Hai..
Osa Hai Gosa Hai, Barish Ka Bosa Hai
Wah Wah
Osa Hai Gosa Hai, Barish Ka Bosa Hai
Manga Tha SAMOSA Laya Tu Dosa hai.
Yaad apki har waqt aati he,
Dil ko bahut tadpati he.
Socha k call karu
lekin kambakt,
Ye customer care ki ladki
bar-bar balance low batati he
Gadhay ko Gadhi se pyaar ho gaya.
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Gadhay ko Gadhi se pyaar ho gaya.
Itna Romantic SMS padh kar ek aur Gadha Taiyar ho gaya.
Can U Make A Sentence Using Green, Pink & Yellow?
Sardar:
O Yah Yah Ji Y Not.
My Phone Rings... GREEN GREEN, I PINK It Up And Say YELLOW.;-);-)
Teacher : Who Is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar : Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me A Nice Love Letter
Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya
Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye
Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao
Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya
ANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
:-D
A Valentine’s Day
Warning To All Men:
“If She Says: She Doesn’t
Want A Special Gift,
She’s LYING !!!
She’s Just Testing Your
Mind-Reading Capabilities … =P =D
Valentine’s Day Is World Safest Day..
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Even Terrorists Are Busy With Their Girlfriends..!! icon razz Valentines day is world safest day
Valentines Day Is So Fake.
If You Love A Girl,
You’ll Treat Her Special Every Day.
Not Once Out Of 365 Days.
Dive in My heart
U Can See ocean of love in it.
A boat of faith is waiting 4u for a nonstop journey
into the core of my heart.
I Love You
Happy Valentines Day
Aansu, Smile se special q hote
h? Why?
B'COZ Smile to sab k liye hoti hai,
Par aansu unke liye hote hai
jinhe hum khona nahi
chahte...
Pyar Ka Behta Dariya Hoon
Sagar Se Milan Bahut Door Raha
Jaane Kaisi Kismat Hai Meri
Milkar Bhi Milne Se Majboor Raha
Chaahat Ki Ujli Raahon Per Bhi
Dil Chaahton Se Bahut Door Raha
Teri Judai Mein Ae Humsafar Mere
Mera Saya Hi Mujhse Door Raha
Mere Dil Ka Dard Bahut Gehra Tha
Tere Pyar Se Bada Mehroom Raha
Dekha Hai Jabse Tumko, Mera Dil Nahi Hai Bas Mein
Jee Chaahe Aaj Tod Doon Duniya Ki Saari Rasmein
Tera Haath Chaahta Hoon, Tera Saath Chaahta Hoon
Baahon Mein Teri Rehna Main Din Raat Chaahta Hoon.
Kon kahta hai mohbat ki jubaan hoti hai
Honto k bina khule hi hakikat baya hoti h
Ishq woh khudayi hain mere dost……
Jo lafjo se nahi aankho se baya hoti hai
Koi teer jesa, jigar ke paar hua hain
Jane kyu dil itna, beqaraar hua hain
Kabhi dekha nahi maine tujhe, Fir bhi
Kyu E Ajnabi es kadar tumse pyar hua h
Life me do hi samay bahot dukh hota hai
Ek tab jab baahar wale baat nhi karte
Aur ek tab jab
Apne hi unke jaise ho jaate.
Yehi hai jeevan ka saar.
LUV Has Nothing
2 Do Wid
Wat u R Expecting
2 Get ,
It Is Wat UR Expected
To Give
Which Is
Evrything
Mohabbat Ki Na Baat Karo
Yeh Purani Baatein Hain...!!
Hum Se Aaaj Ki Baat Karo____
Ab Tum Kis Ke Ho...!!
Pyar Ka Behta Dariya Hoon
Sagar Se Milan Bahut Door Raha
Jaane Kaisi Kismat Hai Meri
Milkar Bhi Milne Se Majboor Raha
Chaahat Ki Ujli Raahon Per Bhi
Dil Chaahton Se Bahut Door Raha
Teri Judai Mein Ae Humsafar Mere
Mera Saya Hi Mujhse Door Raha
Mere Dil Ka Dard Bahut Gehra Tha
Tere Pyar Se Bada Mehroom Raha
Dekha Hai Jabse Tumko, Mera Dil Nahi Hai Bas Mein
Jee Chaahe Aaj Tod Doon Duniya Ki Saari Rasmein
Tera Haath Chaahta Hoon, Tera Saath Chaahta Hoon
Baahon Mein Teri Rehna Main Din Raat Chaahta Hoon.
Waqt Fisalta hai rait ki tarah,
Hum bas use sambhalna bhul
jate hai,
Kuchh log bahut KHAS hote hai
zindgi mein,
Hum bas unhe bataana bhul jate hai
Qadam Qadam par baharo ne sath chod diya!!!
Pada jb waqt to apno ne sath chod diya!!
Qasam khaii thi in sitaroon ne sath dene ki!!!!
Subah Hote h
Kisi ko toot kar chahne se koi mohabbat nahi hoti…
Use pane ki khwahish rakhne se mohabbat nahi hoti
Mohabbat toh es duniya ki wo azeem cheez hain….
Jo kisi se ek baar ho jaaye toh phir kisi se nahi hoti
Kon kahta hai mohbat ki jubaan hoti hai
Honto k bina khule hi hakikat baya hoti h
Ishq woh khudayi hain mere dost……
Jo lafjo se nahi aankho se baya hoti hai