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मैंने मंजिल ही बदल दी.

मुझे ढूँढने की कोशिश अब मत किया कर,
तूने रास्ते बदले तो मैंने मंजिल ही बदल दी..


Uploaded By: Tina Aug,4 2016
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Kisi Aur Se

Kahte Rahe Wo Pyar Hai Tumse,
Kisi Aur Se Dil Laga Baithe,
Kahte Rahe Wo Rahenge Tumhare,
Kisi Aur Se Vivah Racha Baithe.

Uploaded By: Aisha Jun,17 2016
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Jeet Sakte The


Rat Gayi Tare Chale Gaye
Gairo Se Kya Gila Jab Hamare Chale Gaye
Hum Jeet Sakte The Har Baazi
Bus Kuch Apno Ko Jitane Ke Liye
Hum Hare Chale Gaye.

Uploaded By: Rajaan May,17 2016
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Dil Bhul Nai

Dil Bhul Nai Sakta Tumhe,
Dhadkano Ki Jarurat Ho Tum.
Tum Hi Meri Duniya Ho.
Meri Pehli Mohabbat HoTum.

Uploaded By: Jessie Feb,2 2016
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Dard Ki Kitaab Hai

Teri Aarzoo Mera Khwab Hai,
Jiska Raasta Bahut Kharab Hai,
Mere Zakhm Ka Andaza Na Laga,
Dil Ka Haar Panna Dard Ki Kitaab Hai

 

Uploaded By: Tina Jan,28 2016
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Zindagani Bhi

Udasi Per Hi Kayem Hai Nizam E Zindagani Bhi
Bichar Jata Hai Sahil Se Galey Mil Mil Ke Paani Bhi.

Uploaded By: Karan Jan,9 2016
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Maar Gaye

Pyaar Karne Ka Hunnar Hame Nahi Aata;
Isliye Pyar Ki Baazi Ham Haar Gaye;
Hamari Zindagi Se Unhe Buhut Pyaar Tha;
Shayad Isiliye Woh Hame Zinda Hi Maar Gaye

Uploaded By: Mariya Jan,9 2016
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Hum Sirf Apki

Hum Sirf Apki hi Baat kiya karte he,
Har Dhadkan pe Apka Naam liya karte hai,
Aap ho Humein Jaan se Pyaare,
Tabhi to Waqt Bewaqt Yaad kiya karte hai..
Miss U Babby

Uploaded By: Shilpa Dec,11 2015
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Paya Hai Tujhe


Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
Badi duaon se paya hai tujhe,
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki lakeeron se churaya hai tujhe.

Uploaded By: Sunny Dec,2 2015
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Saath Nahi Nibhata

Do kadam to sab chal lete hain par,
Zindagi bhar saath koi nahi nibhata ,
Agar ro kar bhool jaati yaadein,
To has kar koi gum na chhupaata .

Uploaded By: Nikki Nov,24 2015
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1 Din Ayenge

Na jine ki Khushi, Na Marne ka Gam,
Unse milne ki dua v nhi krte ham,
Jite h isliye k sayad wo 1 din ayenge,
Marte isliye nhi ki wo akele reh jayenge.

Uploaded By: Julia Nov,20 2015
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Rasme Nibhate Rahe

Kasur na unka hai na mera,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasme nibhate rahe,
Wo dosti ka ehsas jatate rahe,
or hum
Mohbbt ko dil me chupate rahe.

Uploaded By: Aisha Nov,16 2015
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Sub Bichdte Gaye

Tinke tinke me bikhrte chale gaye,
Tanhai ki gehraiyo me utarte chale gaye,
Jannat thi har sham jin dosto kr sath,
1,1 ker ke sub bichdte chale gaye.

 

Uploaded By: Pankaj Nov,9 2015
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Toot Jaya Karenge

Tumhari Dunia say chalay janay kay baad,
Hum tumay her aik shishay mai nazar aya Karin gay,
Tum her pal koi dua mang lena,
Aur hum her baar toot jaya Karin gay.

Uploaded By: Tia Nov,4 2015
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Kahani Bankar

Woh mil jatey hain kahani bankar
Dil mein bas jatey hain nishani bankar
Jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aakhon main
Kyun nikal jatey hain woh pani bankar.

Uploaded By: Sunny Oct,28 2015
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Wo Zamana Nahi

Unse Milne Ko Jo Socho Ab Wo Zamana Nahi,
Ghar Bhi Kaise Jaun Ab To Koi Bahana Nahi,
Mujhe Yaad Rakhna Kahi Tum Bhula Na Dena,
Mana Ke Barson Se Teri Gali Me Aana Jana Nahi.

Uploaded By: Julie Oct,28 2015
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Unki Yaad

Kisi kee yaad dil mein aaj bhi hain,
Bhool gaye wo magar pyaar aaj bhi hain,
Hm khush rehne ka dawa to krte h magar,
Unki yaad mein behte aansu aaj bhi hain.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Sep,24 2015
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Jamane Se

Shekayat na karta jamane se koi,
Agar man jata manane se koi.
Phir kisi ko yaad karta na koi,
Agar bhool jata bhulane se koi.

Uploaded By: Munni Sep,9 2015
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Mohabbat Ke Aage

Kitna bebas hain insaan kismat ke aage,
Har sapna tut jata hain hakikat ke aage,
Jisne kbhi duniya me haarna nahi sikha,
Wo bhi haar jata hai mohabbat ke aage.

Uploaded By: Rehan Aug,31 2015
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Khamosh Baaten

Na wo aa sake, na hum kabhi ja sake,
Na dard dil ka kisi ko suna sake,
Bus khamosh baithe hain unki yaado me,
Na usne yaad kiya na hum use bhula sake.

Uploaded By: Tia Aug,18 2015
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Realize Love

When some one loves you,
You don’t realize it,
When you realize it, its too late,
You always love the one who leaves you,
And leave the one who loves you.

Uploaded By: Rehan Aug,7 2015
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SORRY For Hurting

Bahut aasan hai kisi ko hurt karna aur,
Kehna: SORRY.
But
Bahut muskil hota hai khud hurt hoke kehna,
I AM FINE.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Aug,1 2015
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Hum Bebus

Hum Bebas hain Be-Parwah Nahi
Hum Udaas Hain Khafa Nahi
Qadar Karte Hain Doston Ki Dil Se
Hum Zindagi me Majboor to ho Sakte hain Lekin Beeewafa Nahi

Uploaded By: Sunny Jul,20 2015
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Sirf Mujhe

Ankhe kyon hui meri num kabhi sochna,
kyon hua hum pe itna sitam kabhi sochna,
pyar to hum dono ne kiya tha,
lekin sirf mujhe he kyon mila itna gum kabhi sochna.

Uploaded By: Karan Jul,20 2015
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Coming Back Alone

Walking alone is not difficult,
But,
When we walked a mile with someone,
Then coming back alone is difficult.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Jul,20 2015
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Who Loves You

When some one loves you,
You don’t realize it,
When you realize it, its too late,
You always love the one who leaves you,
And leave the one who loves you.

Uploaded By: Chameli Jul,17 2015
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Baaki Hai

USKE didar ki tamanna baki hai,
USKE haath thamne ki haqiqat baki hai,
Mar to roz hi raha hu USKI yaad mein,
Bas ek saas tutna baaki hai..

Uploaded By: Santhosh Jul,16 2015
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Always Get Up

ONE thing i have learnt from LIFE is that
getting “UPSET” will not help,
Always Get “UP” & “SET” ur GOALS &
things will become easier…!!

Uploaded By: Angel Jul,16 2015
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Palkon Main Paani

Meri kalam se lafz kho gaye shayad,
Aaj wo bhi bewafa ho gaye shayad,
Jab neend khuli to palkon me paani tha,
Mere khwab mujh pe hi ro gaye shayad.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Jul,15 2015
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Dard Ka Ehsas

Toota jo dil to dukh hota hai.
kar ke usse pyar dil ab bhi rota hai.
Dard ka ehsas hota hai usi ko.
Jo mohbbat pane ke bad khota hai.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Jul,15 2015
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Sacchi Mohabat

Zaroori toh nahi jo khushi de usi se
pyar ho..
Kyunki.. Sacchi Mohabbat toh
aksar dil todne wale se hi hoti hai...!!

Uploaded By: Savita Jul,15 2015
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Bin Tere Kya Zeena

Ab bhi taaza hain zakhm seene mein,
Bin tere kya rakha hain jeene mein,
Hum to zinda hain tera sath paane ko,
Wrna der kitni lgti hai zaher peene me.

Uploaded By: Neeta Jul,8 2015
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dastane mohabbat

Bichadte hue yaad de jayenge,
khud sone se pehle tumhe khwab de jayenge,
tume gila hain ki hum baat nahi karte,
saason ke rukne se pehle har jawaab de jayenge….

Uploaded By: Admin Jul,7 2015
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payar main uski yaad

Wo Aaj Bhi Dil Me Basti Hai...
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Jis Ne Har Pal Nazar Andaaz Kiya Hai
Mujhko...!!

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jul,7 2015
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Dil Mein Samaya


Kaash Wo Nagme Hume Sunaye na Hote,
Aaj Unko Sunkar Yeh Ashq aaye na Hote,
Agar Aapko Hume iss Tarah Bhul Jaana Tha,
To Itni Gehraai se Dil Mein Samaya na Hote

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Jun,8 2015
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Jab apki yaad


Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain Jab apki yaad saath
hoti hai, Jab b busy rahe mera cell to Samajh lena
aapki hone wali Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain 

Uploaded By: Julie Jun,8 2015
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Sub Bichdte


Tinke tinke me bikhrte chale gaye
Tanhai ki gehraiyo me utarte chale gaye,
Jannat thi har sham jin dosto kr sath,
1-1 ker ke sub bichdte chale gaye

 

Uploaded By: Neeta Jun,8 2015
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Ek Baar

ek baar kisi ne god se puchha…
bhagwan ap sabko dukh kyu dete ho…
bhagwan bole main to sabko khusi deta hun,
ab kisi ki khusi tumhare dukh ka kaaran ban
jaye to main kya karun

 

Uploaded By: Santhosh Jun,8 2015
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Pane ki tamanna

kajal banke teri aankhon me samane ki tamanna thi,
dawa banke tere dard mitane ki tamanna thi,
yu to hasil thi mujhe har cheez zamane ki,
bus tujhe dulhan ke roop me pane ki tamanna thi..

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Apr,27 2015
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Misunderstand

When u feel bitterness towards someone,
Look into ur memory
to find at least 1 good moment u have spent with that person!
People aren’t bad always,
they r often misunderstand!

Uploaded By: Shilpa Apr,27 2015
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WHERE TO HIT EXACTLY

Don’t bring people close to your heart…
Because problem with the close people is that…

THEY KNOW WHERE TO HIT EXACTLY

Uploaded By: Sneha Apr,27 2015
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Save Energy

Whenever Someone Hurts You,
Don’t Cry
Remember It Takes 49 Muscles to Cry and 12 Muscles to Smile

But Only 6 Muscles to Give A Slap!!
Save Energy!!!

Uploaded By: Sophia Apr,27 2015
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Chup hoon

Zindagi hai nadan isi liye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isi liye chup hoon,
Keh du zamane se dastan apni,
Usme aayega uska naam isi liye chup hoon.

Uploaded By: Tia Apr,27 2015
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Msg nahi bhejte

Kash sab log ek jaise hote
Ek hum hai jo msg nahi apna dil bhejte hai,
aur
Ek aap ho jo dil rakhne ke liye bhi msg nahi bhejte!

Uploaded By: Varun Apr,27 2015
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Pyar aa jaata hai

Pyar aa jaata hai aankho mein,
Rone se pehle,
Har khwab toot jaata hai sone se pehle,
Ishq hey gunah ye to samajh gaya

Kash koi rok leta ye gunah hone se pehle!

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Apr,27 2015
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Always say SEE U

BYE is a little word,
that causes so much pain,
for the person who like u lot and miss u lot…
So never say BYE
Always say SEE U

Uploaded By: Santhosh Apr,27 2015
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Heart has a pain

Every heart has a pain.
Only the way of expression is different.
Some hide it in eyes while.
Some hide in their smile.
THAT’S life

Uploaded By: Sunny Apr,27 2015
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Express it in words

Pain of true Love is like a baby crying…
It know for what it cries…
But,
It doesn’t able to Express it in words…

Uploaded By: Rehan Apr,27 2015
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Chahat dil

Chahat dil ki unhe dikha na sake,
Pyar kitna hai dil me ye jatla na sake,
Rishte nibhane ki khatir chahat ki wo shama bhuja na sake,
Sab kuch kaha bas pyaar ke wo 3 alfaaz batla na sake

Uploaded By: Santhosh Apr,27 2015
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Katil badal gaya

Chahte ham jinhe unka dil badal gaya,
samandar to wahi gehra hai par sahil badal gaya,
katal aisa hua kishton mein mera,
kabhi badla khanjar to kabhi katil badal gaya

Uploaded By: Raj Apr,27 2015
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