STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
Santa Plane Land Hote Hi Chillane Laga.
Banglore Aya Banglore Aya. Balle Balle
Air Hostess: Hello Sir. B Silent
Santa: Ok Anglore Aya Anglore Aya Alle Alle
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Santa: Ki Wife Mar Gai
Banta: Usko Chup Karane Ke Baad Tuje Kuch Chahiye
Santa: Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Banta: Kyon
Santa: Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna Hai
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Santa: Kal Meri Shadi Hai Aur Ladki Walo Ne Kam Log Bulaye Hai.
Banta: To Isme Problem Kya Hai?
Santa: Pata Nhi Papa Mujhe Le Jaynge Ya Nhi
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Santa Ko Raat Me Cigarette Peene Ka Man Kiya.
Sab Taraf Machis Dhoonda, Par Kahi Nhi Mila
Aakhir Mein Nirash Hoke Candle Bujha Ke So Gaya.
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Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon.
Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupiya Leti Hai.
Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Lucky Hai, Auron Se Toh Woh 5 Rupiya Leti Hai.
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Ek Admi Khade Khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha
Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau Kya
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Santa Ke Bete Ka Accident Ho Gaya
Dr. Apke Bete Ke Dono Leg Katne Padenge
Santa Ne Apna Sar Pakad Liya
Dr. Kya Hua?
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Nayi Chappal Dilayi Thi
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Mukesh Ambani: Agar Me Subha Apni Car Me Niklu Toh
Mein Raat Tak Apni Aadhi Property Bhi Ni Ghum Sakta..
Banta: Hamare Pass Bhi Thi Aisi Khatara Car..
Ab Bech Di.Hai
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Santa: Is Operation Se Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya To Isi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise Kyo Kah Rahe Ho
Santa: Doctor Se Badla Lene Ka Yehi 1 Rasta Hai
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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse.
After Much Thinking,
He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.
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Santa: Kaam Wali Shanti Ko Bulao.
Wife: Kyun,
Santa: Doctor Ne Kaha Hai,
Raat Mein Dawa Khane Ke Baad Shanti Ke Saath So Jaana.
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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife
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Girl: A.T.M Pe Santa Se.
Girl : Bhaiya Mujhe Apna Balance Check Krna Hai
Aap Meri Help Kar Do..
Santa: Ne Use Ek Zor Ki Laat Marta Hai Or Ladki Gir Jati H.
Pappu : Tera Balance To Bahot Kharab Hai
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Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.
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Santa Ek Bar Galati Se Ladies Toilet Chala Gaya
Sab Ladies Santa Ko Dekhkar Ek Sath Khadi Ho Gayi.
Santa: Baitho Baitho Bas DiL Mein Izzat Ho Utna Hi Kafi Hai
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Santa Ko Puri Raat Macharo Ne Bahut
Preshan kiya
Santa Ne Zehar Piya Or Bola.
Ab kaato Saalo Sab k Sab Mar Jaao Ge
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Santa : Mai To Duvidha Me Fanss Gaya Hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise,
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota,
Aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardasht Nhi Hoti.
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Santa Toilet Me Betha Tha,
Saamne Likha Tha Paani Ka Zyada Se Zyada Istmaal Kare
Dimag To Dekho Baithe Baithe 4 Dabbe Pani Pee Gaya.
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Banta: Tumhari Shaadi Judwa Behen Mein Kisi Ek Se Ho Gayi
To Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge,
Santa: Sharmayi To Saali Aur Chillayi To Gharwali
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Santa Ko Rota Dekhkar Banta Ne Pucha Kya Hhua,
Santa : Meine 2 Ton Ka AC Kharida,
Ghar Aakar Tola To Sir 35 Kilo Ka Hi Nikla.
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Santa : Yar Kal Mere Ek Dost Ne Mere Phone Se Meri Gf Ka Number Le Liya
Banta : Fir Kya Hua,
Santa: Fir Kya Kal Se Apni Hi Behen Ko Romantic Msg Bhej Raha Hai Nalayak
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Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Tamacha Mar Diya.
Aadmi: Mene Kya Galti Ki ?
Santa: Tum Saale Galti Karo Uske Liye Hum Intezaar Thodi Karenge.
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Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadhi: Mooch Nahi Aayi,
Banta: Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon.
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Santa : Train Me Raat Bhar Nind Nahi Aai Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi Garmi Bahut Thi.
Banta : To Exchange Kar Leta.
Santa : Kis'se Karta Niche Ki Seat Par Koi Aaya Hi Nahi.
Phir Kisse Seat Exchange Karta..
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Sardar: Meri Bewi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
Dost: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
Sardar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha
Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.
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Santa Singh Ggoes To A TV Shop And Asks,
Aap Ke Paas Color TV Hai Kya.
Haan' Replies Shopowner.
Santa Singh Says, Ek Hara Vala Dena,
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Santa:1 Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue Ja Raha Tha
Aurat: Dekhta Kya H Teri Maa Ki Umar Ki Hu
Santa :To Mai Bi Apne Baap K Liye Hi Dhund Rha Hu.
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Santa: Aaj TV Pe 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale H.
Banta: Acha
Par Mai Nhi Dekh Pawunga.
Santa: Kyu
Banta: Mera TV To 21 Inch Ka Hi Hai
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Santa: Jab Me Chota Tha To Ek Baar Kutub Minaar Se Gir Gaya Tha.
Banta: Acha. To Mar Gya Ya Bach Gya.
Santa: Saale.Mujhe Kya Pata, Me To Chota Tha.
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Santa: What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?
Classic Answer By Banta
Mother's Tears Effect Our Heart & GF s Tears Effect Our Pocket .
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Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai.
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya
Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
Kitne Number Se.
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Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Kar Raha Tha,
Santa Ne New Sim Khareed Kar Usko Sms Kiya:
Maine Wo Number Band Kar Diya Hai
Ab Tera Baap Bhi Mujhe Tang Nahi Kar Sakta
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Santa:Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke,Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si.
Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
Santa: Saale, Main Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha Haan.
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Santa: Yaar Tujhe Bus Me Thapad Kyo Pada,
Banta: Pata Ni Yaar Meri Photo Niche Gir Gayi Thi
Maine Kaha Bahenji Jara Saari Uppar Karna Photo Leni Hai.
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Santa: By Mistake Goes Into A Ladies Toilet
All Ladies Suddenly Stand Up .
Santa : Izzat Dil Me Ho Yehi Kaafi Hai, Baitho Baitho.
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Santa: Jab Mai Mar Jaun To
Samne Wali Family Ko Zaroor Bulana.
Banta: Kyun,
Santa: Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladies
Murde Se Lipat Lipat Kar Roti Hain.
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Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.
Banta: Chinta Mat Kar Yaar, Kuch Nahi Hota,
Saap Ka Zehar Khatam Ho Gaya Hai, Recharge Kawane Aaya Hhoga.
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Santa Te Lips Jale Hu The Banta : Kaise Jale
Santa : Wife Ko Raliway Station Droop Karne Gaya Tha.
Banta : Toh ?
Santa : Kushi Ka Mare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya
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Santa: Jab Bhi Wife Mera
Photo Apne Mobile Se Click Karti Hai
Mujhe Bahut Dar Lagta Hai.
Saala Kahi OLX Par na Laga De.
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एक दिन संता बंता को प्यार पर लेक्चर दे रहा था.. संता- दोस्तों, प्यार होने की दो सिचुएशन होती हैं। बंता- कौन सी संता- पहली, जब कोई खूबसूरत लड़की एक्टिवा पर आए तो प्यार हो जाता है। और दूसरी सिचुएशन, जब कोई बदसूरत लड़की ऑडी में हो तो प्यार करना पड़ता है।
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Santa: Teri Biwi Ko Chuddail Chipak Gayee Hai. Upaaye Karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye, Agar Do Behenein Gale Mil Rahi Hain To is Mein Harz Hi Kya Hai?
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Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?
Banta: Nhi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen Ke Kha Lena.
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Santa Ki Maa Ki Tabiyat Karab Ho gai Santa Unhe Doctor Ke Pass le Gaya
Doctor: Ne Kaha Inke Kuch Test Karvane Honge
Santa: Meri Maa Toh Anpard Hai Test Kaise degi
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Santa To Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Hai Tumahare Pass
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai
Santa: Fer Saale Lagata Kyun Ni Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janta Hoon
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Santa :Yaar Tumahara Kutta Adami Ki Tarah Lagta Hai
Kaya Kihilate Ho Isko
Banta : Ye Toh Mera Beta Hai Kutta Nai Ca Kar Reha Hai
Aur Exam Chal Rahe Hai Isliye Iski Shakal Kutte Jaisi Ho Gai hai
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Santa: Tumne Itne Chhote Chhote Baal Q Katwaye?
Banta: Naai Ke Paas 3 Rupye Khulle Nahin The,
To Main Bola 3 Rupay Ke Aur Kaat De
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Santa Public toilet gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.
Bahar baitha Jamadaar bola: 20 rupe.
Santa: Saale Toilet me baitha tha, Cyber Cafe me nhi.
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Santa: Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF: Kyon?
Santa: Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF: Kaun hai?
Santa: Meri bibi aur baache.
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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya.
Sadhu Gusse Me: Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu.
Santa: Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
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Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.
1 sal bad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya,
Magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu.
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