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You have 5 apples in one hand and 5 apples in other hand.
Now what do you have?
Answer: A BIG HAND.
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What you can never eat during the lunch or supper?
Answer: BREAKFAST.
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If a single teacher can not teach us all the subjects.
Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?
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Life me kisi ko apne se chota na samjho.
Example:
Ek choti C chiti apke pero ko kat sakti hai par
App uske pero ko nai kat sakte.
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Q: What can fly but has no wings?
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Ans: Time.
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Q Where was the first potato found?
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Ans: In the ground.
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Q: What is the quickest way to double your money?
Ans: Fold it in half.
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Teacher Santa Ko Class Mein Khada Karti Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
Teacher: Santa, Can U Translate The Following Sentence In A Single English Word? Moti Larki Intezaar Kar Rahi Hai?
Santa: Oh It Is So Easy Motivating.
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Q: What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.
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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
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How Newton Died ?
He died After seen South Indian Movies..
Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made...
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Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q padhte he?
Answar: Qki din me to dhoop padhti hai
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Q. What is the quickest way to double your money ?
Ans: Fold it in half.
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Jab Mohabbat Or Jang Main Sab Kuch Jaayez Hai...To Mohabbat Main Honay Wala MUNNA Najaayez Kiun..? :-)
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(Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
(A) Because they have big fingers
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!!!
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What did one volcano say to the other?
Do you lava me like I lava you?
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Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week?
They only work on wick-ends!Why did the chicken cross the road?
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If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?
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If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what will it become?
Answer - Wet
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What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
Stone
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What becomes white when it is dirty?
A blackboard
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What is it that you cannot hold even for ten minutes, even though it is lighter than a feather?
Answer - Your breath
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Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?
Answer - It is possible if they are grandmother, mother, and daughter.
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Answer - Short
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What is broken every time it's spoken?
Answer - Silence. We often use the phrase 'to break a silence' when me mean there is noise or sound. Thus, every time someone speaks, we figuratively break the silence.
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If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
Answer - One, as that is the only one you took away and that is all that you have. The rest still remain where there were.
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How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer - 8. We meant the word 'alphabet' and not the series of alphabets. So, the right answer is 8.
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What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
Answer - Damn! The poor fish banged into the wall.
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What question can you never honestly answer yes to?
Answer - 'Are you asleep?' How can you answer this with yes or with honesty, if you are actually asleep?
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Who has hands but cannot clap?
Answer - Clock!
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How do you double your money in the easiest and fastest way?
Answer -Place it in front of the mirror! The reflection will make it look like there is twice as much as actual money.
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I go through towns and hills but I never move. Who am I?
Answer - Road. A road goes through most of the places, but never itself moves.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing at all?
Answer - An elephant's shadow!
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Forward I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not. What am I?
Answer - Ton. If you spell 'ton' backwards, it would spell 'not'.
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How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
Answer - His horse is named Friday!
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Answer -The egg, since dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
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Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Answer - Fire
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What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
Answer -A stamp!
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You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Answer -An ear of corn.
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What goes up but never comes down?
Answer -Your age.
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What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?
Answer -Charcoal.
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If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
Answer -There is no smoke, it's an electric train!
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The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?
Answer -The peahen lays eggs.
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It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the longer it's in the stronger it gets. What is it?
Answer -Tea-bag
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Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
Answer -Because Eskimos live at the north pole, and penguins live in the south pole.
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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Answer -Stop imagining.
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