You have 5 apples in one hand and 5 apples in other hand.
Now what do you have?
Answer: A BIG HAND.
What you can never eat during the lunch or supper?
Answer: BREAKFAST.
If a single teacher can not teach us all the subjects.
Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?
Life me kisi ko apne se chota na samjho.
Example:
Ek choti C chiti apke pero ko kat sakti hai par
App uske pero ko nai kat sakte.
Q: What can fly but has no wings?
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Ans: Time.
Q Where was the first potato found?
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Ans: In the ground.
Q: What is the quickest way to double your money?
Ans: Fold it in half.
Teacher Santa Ko Class Mein Khada Karti Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
Teacher: Santa, Can U Translate The Following Sentence In A Single English Word? Moti Larki Intezaar Kar Rahi Hai?
Santa: Oh It Is So Easy Motivating.
Q: What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
How Newton Died ?
He died After seen South Indian Movies..
Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made...
Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q padhte he?
Answar: Qki din me to dhoop padhti hai
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money ?
Ans: Fold it in half.
Jab Mohabbat Or Jang Main Sab Kuch Jaayez Hai...To Mohabbat Main Honay Wala MUNNA Najaayez Kiun..? :-)
(Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
(A) Because they have big fingers
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!!!
What did one volcano say to the other?
Do you lava me like I lava you?
Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week?
They only work on wick-ends!Why did the chicken cross the road?
If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?
What is it that you cannot hold even for ten minutes, even though it is lighter than a feather?
Answer - Your breath
Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?
Answer - It is possible if they are grandmother, mother, and daughter.
What is broken every time it's spoken?
Answer - Silence. We often use the phrase 'to break a silence' when me mean there is noise or sound. Thus, every time someone speaks, we figuratively break the silence.
If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
Answer - One, as that is the only one you took away and that is all that you have. The rest still remain where there were.
How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer - 8. We meant the word 'alphabet' and not the series of alphabets. So, the right answer is 8.
What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
Answer - Damn! The poor fish banged into the wall.
What question can you never honestly answer yes to?
Answer - 'Are you asleep?' How can you answer this with yes or with honesty, if you are actually asleep?
How do you double your money in the easiest and fastest way?
Answer -Place it in front of the mirror! The reflection will make it look like there is twice as much as actual money.
I go through towns and hills but I never move. Who am I?
Answer - Road. A road goes through most of the places, but never itself moves.
Forward I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not. What am I?
Answer - Ton. If you spell 'ton' backwards, it would spell 'not'.
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
Answer - His horse is named Friday!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Answer -The egg, since dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Answer -An ear of corn.
What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?
Answer -Charcoal.
If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
Answer -There is no smoke, it's an electric train!
The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?
Answer -The peahen lays eggs.
It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the longer it's in the stronger it gets. What is it?
Answer -Tea-bag
Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
Answer -Because Eskimos live at the north pole, and penguins live in the south pole.
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Answer -Stop imagining.