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What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?
Answer -A river.
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If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer -Second place.
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Before Mt. Everest was discovered, which was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer -Mt. Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet.
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A clerk at a butcher shop stands five-feet ten-inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer -Meat.
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Adam's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer -Adam.
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There are 6 mangoes in a basket and 6 kids eagerly waiting to get one. Each kid is given 1 mango, yet there is one mango in the basket, how?
Answer -The last kid gets the basket with the mango in it.
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There is a fishing trawler, with a ladder in it, leaning against a wall at the harbor. There are 5 oars and 2 fishing nets in the trawler. The distance between two consecutive steps on the ladder is 1 meter. If waves lashing against the wall rise half meter in every half hour, in how much time will 6 steps of the ladder get under the waves?
Answer -The trawler rises with the waves, so no steps will go under water.
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What was the President's name in 1975?
Answer -The same as it is today.
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How many time can you subtract 10 from 100?
Answer -Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
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When was it that Christmas and New Year were celebrated in the same year?
Answer -Every year.
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Heavy it is but reverse it's not?
Answer -TON
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What clothes did Delaware?
Answer -Don't know. Alaska! (I'll ask her).
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What is in the middle of CHINA?
Answer -The letter 'I'.
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Which month has 28 days?
Answer -All
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Why is it against the law for a person living in New York to be buried in California?
Answer -He is alive
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Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Answer -No. He is dead.
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How many seconds are there in a year?
Answer -Twelve. The Second of Jan, Feb, March...December.
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What did one eye say to the other?
Answer -Between us something smells.
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Which is heavier a ton of gold or a ton of silver?
Answer -Both are equal. 1 ton = 1 ton
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Where do fish keep their money?
Answer - The River Bank
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20 pigeons sat on the branches of a tree. A man shot 1 pigeon with his gun. How many were left on the tree?
Answer -None. The rest flew away.
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Divide 50 by half and add 20.
Answer - 120
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If it took twelve men eighteen hours to build a wall, how long would it take nine men to build it?
Answer- No time at all it is already built
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Why do Indian men eat more rice than Irish men do ?
Answer- There are more Indian men than Irish men.
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steffi works in a sweet shop has a measurement of 36-24-36 is 5'8" tall. She wear size '8' shoes.
What do you think she weighs ?
Answer- Sweets
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Why heat is consider faster than cold ?
Answer-Heat bcoz you catch cold but not heat
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Where do fish keep their money ?
Answer- On River Bank
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The Little ant seems to be always confused.
Do you know why ?
Answer because all his uncles are aunts
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What part of the Turkey has the most feathers ?
Answer The Outside
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When does an Indian Potato changes its nationality ?
Answer When it become french fires
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Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Answer: Because, people turn them on.
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Q: What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
A: Incorrectly.
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Q: Bruce owns a pet store. He puts one canary per cage, but has one bird too many. If he puts two canaries in each cage, he has one cage too many. How many cages and canaries does he have?
A: Bruce has 3 cages and 4 canaries.
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Q: You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the collar?
A: A nickel. The dog cost $ 1.05.
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Q: You're in a dark cave with only one match, a lump of coal, a stove, and a kerosene lamp. You have the option of lighting one. Which do you light first?
A: You light the match first, of course.
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Q: My scale is something that does not weigh in grams, ounces, or pounds. However, I may be heavy or light. What am I?
A: Music Scales
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Q: What number am I? I am a three digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
A: Number 194.
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Q: Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
A: Racecar
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Q: How many of each animal did Moses have on his ark?
A: None, Moses didn't have an ark
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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A. : Liquid
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QUESTION: If your clock strikes 13, what times it is?
ANSWER: Time to buy a new clock
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QUESTION: How many great men were born in india?
ANSWER: None, only babies were born.
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QUESTION: Name two things u can never eat before breakfast?
ANSWER: Dinner & Lunch
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QUESTION: Which is the most shocking city?
ANSWER: Electri-city
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QUESTION: What is more useful after it is broken?
ANSWER: An egg
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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Answer: Stop imagining.
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How many sides does a circle have?
Answer: Two. An inside and an outside.
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What question must always be answered, "Yes"?
Answer: "What does Y-E-S spell?"
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Can you spell eighty in two letters?
Answer: A-T.
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When do you stop at green and go at red?
Answer: When you're eating a watermelon
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