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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state
A : liquid
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Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A : Because it is too tyred.
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Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has its own scales.
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Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
A : AGE.
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Q. What gets wet with drying?
A : A towel
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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
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Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.
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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW
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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain
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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.
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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?Â
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?
GROUND BEEF.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH TWO LEGS?
LEAN BEEF.
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WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP CLOP?
AN AMISH DRIVE-BY SHOOTING.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
SKEET.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A BAD GOLFER GOES: WHACK, DAMN. A BAD SKYDIVER GOES: DAMN, WHACK.
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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
THE LOCATION OF THE DIRT BAG.
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WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?]
SANKA.
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WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
BECAUSE IT SCARES THE HELL OUT OF THE DOG.
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WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM.
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WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A NERVOUS WRECK.
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WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
FROSTBITE.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A STICK.
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WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
POLAROID'S.
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WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
DAM!
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WHY DON'T CANNIBALS LIKE TO EAT CLOWNS?
THEY TASTE FUNNY.
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HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN POLITICIANS ARE LYING?
THEIR LIPS MOVE.
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What is the opposite of 'Dominos' ?
Think...
Tired?
"Domi doesn't know"
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Q: Where did you buy the dress?
A: In the dress shop..
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Q: What happens to a man if he doesn’t sleep eight days continuously?
A: Nothing will happen as he sleeps at night
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Q: How will you share 10 oranges equally among 6 boys?
A: I will make orange juice and serve them equally
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Q: What happens if you throw a green stone into the red water?
A: It will become wet
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Q: What exactly looks like a half apple?
A: The other half apple!
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Q: If 10 men took 50 days to construct a villa, how long will it take for 20 men to do the same work?
A: No time required, because the villa is already built.
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Q: What is the reason why you got low marks in history?
A: Exams
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Q: How do you change centimetres into meters?
A: Remove ‘Centi’
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Q: When was Jawaharlal Nehru Born?
A: Jawaharlal Nehru born on his birthday
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Q: River Yamuna flows in which state?
A: In liquid state
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Q: Name any one major reason that causes divorce.
A: Marriage
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Q: In which battle did the great warrior, Tipu Sultan diet?
A: He died in his last war
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Q: The boy ate his homework note. Why?
A: Because the teacher said, homework is like a piece of cake.
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Q: You have to stop at green and proceed with red. When?
A: When you eat watermelons.
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Q: The boy sprinkled some sugar on the pillows before he went to sleep. Why?
A: Because he can have sweet dreams.
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Q: An old man arrived on Friday to a village for a function. He stayed there for a couple of days and left the village on Friday. How is that possible?
A: Possible. His reached the village on his horse, its name is FRIDAY.
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