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जो छोरिया लम्बे-लम्बे नाख़ून रखती है......

उनको भी बिना लाइसेंस अवैध हथियार रखने केजुर्म में कठोर कारावास की सजा होनी चाहिये ।।

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Some Issues


Sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications and last seen status. we are working on resolving them.

Uploaded By: Chameli Jun,24 2016
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I Believe


I believe there should be a better way to start each da, instead of waking up every morning.

Uploaded By: Jessie Jun,24 2016
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Love My Job

I love my job only when I m on vacation.

Uploaded By: Santhosh Jun,17 2016
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Talk to Myself


I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.

Uploaded By: Jessie May,17 2016
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Argument

There are three sides to an argument.
My side, your side and the right side.

Uploaded By: Julia Dec,2 2015
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Type Of People

There are two type of people winner and Losser,
Winner always Working Hard,
Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

Uploaded By: Raj Nov,24 2015
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बॉलीवुड की अनकही न्यूज़ के लिए क्लिक करे
आप में है ये बात तो लड़कियाँ हो जाऐगी आप पर लट्टू
क्रिकेट की न्यूज़ जानने के लिए क्लिक करे
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Wash

I wish I could sit in the rain and let it wash all my worries away.

Uploaded By: Gujju Nov,20 2015
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See You

My dream is to hear rocks hitting the window and see you standing in the rain.

Uploaded By: Chameli Nov,16 2015
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Superhero

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Nov,9 2015
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True Love

If you want to see a rainbow, you must go through the rain.
If you want to see true love, you must go through the pain.

 

Uploaded By: Santhosh Nov,4 2015
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Ek Wish

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai. Sar pe Taaj.
Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj.

Uploaded By: Sunny Oct,28 2015
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Style

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality

Uploaded By: Chameli Oct,28 2015
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Recharge ki Dukan

Boy to pretty girl - Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu.

Uploaded By: Karan Oct,27 2015
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आप में है ये बात तो लड़कियाँ हो जाऐगी आप पर लट्टू
बॉलीवुड की अनकही न्यूज़ के लिए क्लिक करे
Santa In Cinema Hall

Santa Cinema Hall Mein
First Time Movie Dekhne Ke Liye Gya.
Santa : 1 Ticket Plz..
Counter Girl : Sorry Sir, Itz.. HouseFull..
Santa : Ohh!! Chalo Koyi baat Nhi
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Aap Aisa Karo Pendrive Mein Daal Do.

Uploaded By: Tina Oct,27 2015
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Parwana

Main to aapki yaadon ka deewana ho gaya hu,
Tumhare liye jaan de dunga, parwana ho gaya hu.

Uploaded By: Santhosh Sep,24 2015
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Time

Time dikhda Nhi par bahot kuj dikha janta h.

Uploaded By: Julie Sep,9 2015
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Success

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Aug,31 2015
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Come To Me

If you like bad things about me on my back, come to me. I will tell you more.

Uploaded By: Varun Aug,18 2015
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Create Yourself

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Uploaded By: Julie Aug,7 2015
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Peace In Rain

I find peace inn the rain.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Aug,1 2015
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बिग बॉस 10 में लोपा मुद्रा राउत ने किया पोल डांस
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क्रिकेट की न्यूज़ जानने के लिए क्लिक करे
WE CAN FEEL LOVE

LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN'T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT.

Uploaded By: Savita Jul,29 2015
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Get Wet

Some feels the Rain, Others just get Wet.

Uploaded By: Sneha Jul,27 2015
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Think At You

The mind is everything. What you think you become.

Uploaded By: Gujju Jul,27 2015
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Get Wet

Some feels the Rain, Others just get Wet.

Uploaded By: Sneha Jul,27 2015
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Funny Thing

The funny thing about short cut is that it might probably end up as wrong cut.

Uploaded By: Nikki Jul,21 2015
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Important Thing

The most important thing in my trust is you.

Uploaded By: Poonam Jul,21 2015
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A Rainbow

Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.

Uploaded By: Admin Jul,20 2015
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बिग बॉस 10 में लोपा मुद्रा राउत ने किया पोल डांस
क्रिकेट की न्यूज़ जानने के लिए क्लिक करे
आप में है ये बात तो लड़कियाँ हो जाऐगी आप पर लट्टू
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Start HATING

Never make anyone very special in your Life,
Because When they change,
You don't hate them,
Instead you start HATING yourself.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jul,17 2015
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Haseen Shaam ke Saath

Acha lagta hain tera naam mere naam ke saath,
Jaise koi subhaa juri ho kisi haseen shaam ke saath.!!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Jul,8 2015
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Behind Clouds

Dear Sun, I know your up there hiding behind the clouds. Hide and seek is over, let’s have some sun!

Uploaded By: Roopa Jul,3 2015
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If I Could Do

If I could do anything, it would be to kiss you in the middle of the street, on the rainiest day of the year.

Uploaded By: Admin Jul,3 2015
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Only 1 Thing

There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You

Uploaded By: Sophia Jul,2 2015
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Sugar Factorie


Sugar Factories are situated under GIRLS fb statuses

Uploaded By: Julie Jul,2 2015
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Monday to friday

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

Uploaded By: Savita Jun,23 2015
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बॉलीवुड की अनकही न्यूज़ के लिए क्लिक करे
BigBoss Unseen Videos
बिग बॉस 10 में लोपा मुद्रा राउत ने किया पोल डांस
क्रिकेट की न्यूज़ जानने के लिए क्लिक करे
Lazy People

Lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Jun,23 2015
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Difference

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Jun,23 2015
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Wanted

Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

Uploaded By: Farhan Jun,23 2015
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People

People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

Uploaded By: Mariya Jun,23 2015
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Great mind

Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

Uploaded By: Neeta Jun,23 2015
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Dream

Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Jun,23 2015
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Pronunce

I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj

Uploaded By: Aisha Jun,23 2015
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आप में है ये बात तो लड़कियाँ हो जाऐगी आप पर लट्टू
BigBoss Unseen Videos
बॉलीवुड की अनकही न्यूज़ के लिए क्लिक करे
बिग बॉस 10 में लोपा मुद्रा राउत ने किया पोल डांस
Darr

Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)

Uploaded By: Angel Jun,23 2015
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LOL

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Jun,23 2015
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Contributing

Contributing to entropy since 1994

Uploaded By: Varun Jun,23 2015
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Myself

CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself

Uploaded By: Varun Jun,23 2015
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Laziness

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p

Uploaded By: Aakash Jun,23 2015
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Bhikhari-CHUMMA


Bhikhari-Babu ji roti melegi ?
Ander se avaj ai Bibi ghar per nahi hai .
Bhikhari-CHUMMA nahi manga sale roti mangi hai

Uploaded By: Praveen Jun,8 2015
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Beautiful Girl


Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA

 

Uploaded By: Munni Jun,8 2015
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आप में है ये बात तो लड़कियाँ हो जाऐगी आप पर लट्टू
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IPL match

Me- papa aaj maine 5000 kamaye
Dad- great beta, but how?
Me- satta lagaya tha IPL match pe
Dad- harami kahan se seekha yeh sab
Me- IIN se

 

Uploaded By: Aisha Jun,8 2015
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