जो छोरिया लम्बे-लम्बे नाख़ून रखती है......
उनको भी बिना लाइसेंस अवैध हथियार रखने केजुर्म में कठोर कारावास की सजा होनी चाहिये ।।
Sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications and last seen status. we are working on resolving them.
I believe there should be a better way to start each da, instead of waking up every morning.
I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
There are three sides to an argument.
My side, your side and the right side.
There are two type of people winner and Losser,
Winner always Working Hard,
Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
I wish I could sit in the rain and let it wash all my worries away.
My dream is to hear rocks hitting the window and see you standing in the rain.
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.
If you want to see a rainbow, you must go through the rain.
If you want to see true love, you must go through the pain.
Apni to bass ek hi wish hai. Sar pe Taaj.
Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj.
Boy to pretty girl - Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu.
Santa Cinema Hall Mein
First Time Movie Dekhne Ke Liye Gya.
Santa : 1 Ticket Plz..
Counter Girl : Sorry Sir, Itz.. HouseFull..
Santa : Ohh!! Chalo Koyi baat Nhi
.
.
.
Aap Aisa Karo Pendrive Mein Daal Do.
Main to aapki yaadon ka deewana ho gaya hu,
Tumhare liye jaan de dunga, parwana ho gaya hu.
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
If you like bad things about me on my back, come to me. I will tell you more.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN'T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT.
The funny thing about short cut is that it might probably end up as wrong cut.
Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.
Never make anyone very special in your Life,
Because When they change,
You don't hate them,
Instead you start HATING yourself.
Acha lagta hain tera naam mere naam ke saath,
Jaise koi subhaa juri ho kisi haseen shaam ke saath.!!
Dear Sun, I know your up there hiding behind the clouds. Hide and seek is over, let’s have some sun!
If I could do anything, it would be to kiss you in the middle of the street, on the rainiest day of the year.
There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You
Sugar Factories are situated under GIRLS fb statuses
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
Lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj
Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p
Bhikhari-Babu ji roti melegi ?
Ander se avaj ai Bibi ghar per nahi hai .
Bhikhari-CHUMMA nahi manga sale roti mangi hai
Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA
Me- papa aaj maine 5000 kamaye
Dad- great beta, but how?
Me- satta lagaya tha IPL match pe
Dad- harami kahan se seekha yeh sab
Me- IIN se