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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence… Your answer should always be, Please don’t hit me again officer…
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside,
if it’s wide use three fingers,
make sure it’s wet and rub up and down.
Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
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If life is unfair with everyone, doesn’t that make life fair…
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We all have that one friendthat walks into your home like its their home..
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Worse things are yet to happen..!!
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I have unfriend’d u, unfollow’d u and wat not…! But i cant juz ‘unlove’ u..!!
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You should have 2 facebook accounts…!! One for your each face…!!!
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Pull me closer and whisper, ‘I love you,’
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Always wear cute pyjamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
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Current emotion: i need Money…!!!!!
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i wont take a bullet for no one because if i have time to jump in front of a bullet, you had time to move…!!!
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It’s hard to leave behind those people who were once important in your life, but sometimes it’s necessary.
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Girls who say, “i’m wanted by many” should keep in mind that ‘Low prices always attracts many customers’….!!!!!!! :P
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A tiny flicker of hope..!! Though a way much tiny, i’m still happy…!!!
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I cant delete your number coz i really enjoy watching a disaster i.e. your life..!!!
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I can’t see myself without you.
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Sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications and ‘last seen’ status. we are working on resolving them.
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status?
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I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
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Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.
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The best feeling in the world is to know that you actually mean something to someone.
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I do believe in positive energy.
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I do believe we're all connected.
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People become really naughty on whatsapp...even married women have put their status as
"Available"
Just saw a girl's status ''Home alone''
Sala status hai ya invitation h :D :D
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When destiny forgets to tie some people in blood relations, it corrects it's mistake by making them true friends!
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
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Hey there whatsapp is using me.
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Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
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My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
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I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
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Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status ?
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
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When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side
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Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
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Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
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I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
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Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
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His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
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