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Save water drink beer.
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I drink to make other people interesting.
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When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
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I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
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Person you love is 72.8% water.
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Nothing is over until you stop trying.
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many
times you got fucked to get there.
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
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Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
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I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
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I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
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I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
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If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
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When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
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If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
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