While You're Falling Head Over Heels Or Doing The Deed?
Here Are 20 Fascinating Facts About Love And Sex That May Surprise You
In 2007, an American man named Corey Taylor tried to fake his own death in,
Order to get out of his cell phone contract without paying a fee. It didn’t work.
The oldest condoms ever found date back to the 1640s,
They were found in a cesspit at Dudley Castle,
And were made from animal and fish intestines.
The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days.
If the sun were the size of a white blood cell then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of the United States.
If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.
Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.
Female kangaroos have three vaginas.
he top of the Eiffel Tower leans away from the sun, as the metal facing the sun heats up and expands.
It can move as much as 7 inches.
A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.
Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.
Bachpan mein mere dosto ke paas watch nahi thi
mgar sabhi ke pass bahut time tha
Aaj sabhi ke pass branded watches hai,
Par time kisi ke pas nahi hai
Doctor to Female:
Kya aap delivery ke time.
bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi?Female: Nahi unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.
Boy: Mummy uska naam Jasmine kyoo hai?
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: Gotiya faltu ki bakwas bandd kar
Choo le aasmaan zameen ki talaash na kar,
Jee le zindagi khushi ki talaash na kar,
Takdeer badal jaayegi khud hi mere dost,
Muskurana seekh le wajah ki talaash na kar.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
Happy is used three times more often in English than sad.
There was no word for the color orange in English until about 450 years ago.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
It was five in the evening, the bank is almost closed. All of a sudden, the BM received a phone call from a lady.
In a sweet voice she said: Sir, I urgently need Rs.50,000.
Her voice was so captivating that the BM could not say no. He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready and with reluctance he obeyed his boss.
After a while, a dark complexioned lady with ugliest of face came to the bank and presented the cheque. The BM was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady. He immediately told the lady that they had already closed the cash for the day and she should come next day.
The cashier was so furious and he asked the BM if his intention was to not to pay why he was made to sit late.
BM: It's the Universal rule of the bankings that........If words and figure differ, payment will be declined.
Usually a student is blamed if she/he fails to secure pass marks. But we, students, sometimes think that it is not the fault of a student if one fails because a year has only 365 days. Sunday - 52 Sundays in a year (they are meant for rest and watching TV) the remaining days are 313. Summer Holidays - 60 days (weather is so hot and it`s difficult to study). Eight hours of daily sleep, which means 122 days in a year what is left is 131 days. An hour, daily for conversation (man is a social being) which means 15 days. The rest are 116. Two hours every day for food and other delicacies, which means 30 days, leaving only 86. One hour for playing and other work everyday that means 15 days. The balance ? Well 71. Examination days, per year, at least 21 days . The leftover are 50. Winter vacation, festivals, parties, picnics and other holidays - 40 days What remains are 10 days. For sickness, at least 6 days. The rest 4 days - movies at least three days. The remainder is one day. Only one day left for annual days. So will our teachers kindly tell us when to study so as to fare well in exams?
Scotch is a brilliant Invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
Who is a Psychiatrist?Is a qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, to which your spouse also gives it to you for free & daily too!
1: Notice at Church Do not leave your mobile, purses, wallets, hand-bags, girlfriends unattended; others may think it is an answer to their prayers.
Lexophile: (Lovers of Words) is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."
A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
... The batteries were given out free of charge.
... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
... A will is a dead giveaway.
... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
... When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.
... Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
... Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
... A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
... Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job (in case their pants split).