STORY
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: Banana
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A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
1
A successful man is one
who makes more money
than
his wife can spend.
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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p
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Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"
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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.
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Punch Of The Day
Once A Man Asked God
Why all girls are so cute & sweet
And all wifes are always angry?
God answered :
Girls are made by me…
And you make them wife’s!!
1
In Other Countries Dogs Are Known As Dogs
In INDIA
Dogs Are Known As
"Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai".
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Bhikari- Kuch Khane ko de do
Ladki- TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- Roti de do
Ladki - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- Achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
Ladki ki maa- Are Tum jao baba Ye totli hai keh rahi hai KAMA KAR KHAO.
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Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai,
tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na..
Ladka: Nahi to..
Ladki: Me sab janti hu..
Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai..
Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo..
Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai.
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
1
New Generation sleeping schedule depends on
The percentage of battery remaining in the phone.
1
He: I am in love with you totally
She: Totla hoga tu Tela baap totla.
1
Nice Lines by a Father to His Child
Always Listen to My Advice
Not because
I am Always Right
but because
I have More Experience
of Being Wrong
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Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge Whatsapp par hai
Ya log pura din Whatsapp par lage huye hain.
esliye bazaar me mandi hai.
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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
1
Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Aadmi- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!
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There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Good Morning
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Ladki waale: Ladka kya karta hai aap ka.
Maa: Bahut hi mehanti hai,
Subha-Sham laga rahta hai..
Candy Crush me 268 level par hai
aur whatsapp me 12 groups ka admin hai.
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Killer joke..
A lady walking on road,
Chatting on whatsapp,
with her left b**b open..
Policeman- ye kya hai..??
Lady- O shitt, munna to bus me hi reh gaya..!!
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Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI
Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai
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Suna hai ki yeh group bahut dimag wala hai.
To in 5 cheezon ke naam HINDI mein batao….
1. Ambulance
2. Mobile
3. Tube light
4. Sim
5. Xerox
Sab ke liye Khulla Challenge !!!!!
All the best guys.
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50 Londe lekar to koi bhi group bana sakta hai..
Members ko khush karne ke liye
3-4 ladkiya bhi add kar do..
tabhi members active rahege..
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Problems due to whatsapp short typing.
She asked me: Main kaunsi university main admission lu?
I said: MU mein le le
(Mumbai University)
She is not talking to me anymore.
1
Jaan-pehchaan hote hi
ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne
ki itni jaldi hoti hai.. mano..
hone wali BIWI ka Rashan Card par naam chadhwana ho!!
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Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Wah wah…
Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
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Its not important to have long list of friends on FB & Whatsapp. . . . But, . . . its important to have some friends, who can read your face as book and ask whats up!
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''Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai"
"Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!"
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Girl: Kon ho tum?
Boy: hasrat tumhari
Girl: chahtey kya ho
Boy: mohhabat tumhari
Girl: pachtaoge tum
Boy: kismat humari
Girl: married hu main
Boy: to pahle hi bhonk deti
MANHOOS NAARI
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
Hi friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon..?
Boy: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka mobile leke diya hai
to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga..
uss mein dekh le,
humse kya poochhti hai ‘Bhootni’ kahi ki…
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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:
Waah, Kya Maal Hai..
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:
Maal To Jhakkass hai..
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine..
2
Today Is Sharam-o-Haya Day..
Send This MSg 2 ALL ur
Beesharam Frensz..
So That They Get
Sharam As Soon As
Possible ..
I Done My Job
1
Sala girlfriend banane k baad pata Chala ki 30 rupay se jyada ki bhi chocolate aati hai.
1
Kitna bhi haath uppar kr k EDM pe naach lo
Asli maza naagin dance karne me he aata hai
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Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…
Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..
Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!
“First come first serve only!”
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Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain…
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…
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Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI
Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai ..!!
1
Problems due to whatsapp short typing.
She asked me: Main kaunsi university main admission lu?
I said: MU mein le le
(Mumbai University)
She is not talking to me anymore.
1
Do u know..?
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai ?
Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..!!
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My Girlfriend Said
That She Wants
To Be Alone For Sometime,
So I told her to Deactive Whatsapp account and Make An Account On
Orkut.
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I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
“ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!”
My wife insisted I make the call..
I Called up.
It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”…
My eyes were filled with tears of joy
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Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhi
Salman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho..
Ant mein
Inki shaadi…
Jethalal se hi honi hai
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