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1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2. Both of you three get out of the class!
3. Why are you so late.. say yes or no?
4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6. All of you stand in a straight circle.
7. Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8. Everybody stand lengthwise.
9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
10. You talking bad habit.
11. Give me a red pen of any colour.
12. Can i have some snow in my cold drink?
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Indian Banks Description
IDBI: Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI: Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC: Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC: Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda: Bank Of Bhangis
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In India, everyone is expert about mobile problems..
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However, the most common solution would be
“Switch off kar ke ON kar THEEK ho jayega”
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Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct…!!!)
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Chhote: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…
Bade: Kal main busy hoon
Chhote: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?
Bade: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain..
Chhote: P.M. ke sath?
Bade: Haan
Chhote: Subah subah?
Bade: Haan kyun?
Chhote: Subah mil hi nahi sakye who.
Bade: Kyun?
Chhote: Abe woh P.M. hain shaam ko miley ge… A.M. hota to subah milta na..
Bade: Bakwas Band kar..
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Chhote: – Kya bolta hai…
Bade: – kya bolun…tu dosron ko bolne kahan deta hai…
Chhote: – Aree… bolna…kya yaar…
Bade: – Nahi bolna hai…
Chhote: – Acha main bolun…
Bade: – bolo…
Chhote: – Beach pe do cockroach baithe the…ek ne gana gaya…aashiq banaya…dusra mar gaya..kaise…??
Bade: – Gana gane se koi kaise mar sakta hai…pata nahi.. tu bata…
Chhote: – bcoz Gana super ‘hit’ tha…
Bade: – Bakwas Band kar.
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A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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Google was shocked on this,
when it saw rajini’s email id is
gmail@rajnikanth.com!!
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Q. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!
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Q. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!
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Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha uska naam kya tha?
Ans:- adidas?
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Q. What will you call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho……………
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’…
Which movie did he really want to see..?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai…!
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How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
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Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
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Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
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She's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
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I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for
you.
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for
you.
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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
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I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'
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Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to my police report.
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Girl:"Meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
use kyo nahi karti..??
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Aurat ke Body mein woh kaunsi cheez hai jise woh dabane nahi deti aur Admi Subah Shaam woh dabana Chahta hai. . USKA GALA..? Achcha socho kamino… Sirf profile picture pe tiranga lagane se kuch nahi hoga…
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A girl chatting with Santa on whatsapp…
Girl: awww…hwz yeww.? Supzzzz…? Uah dp is soo kewll. Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time.
Santa: yar tum gutkha thook ke aao pehle.. fir baat karte hain..
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Then: Gharwali, Baharwali
Now: Facebookwali, Whatsappwali!
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What is Whatsapp?
Ek Raasta Hai, Dil Ki Baat Bataane Ka;
Ek Zariya Hai, Apni Yaad Dilaane Ka;
Ek Saathi Hai, Apne Saare Gum Bhulane Ka;
Aur Ek Tarika Hai, Bina Miley Rishta Nibhane Ka!
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Girl: Please don't upload your DP picture on Whatsapp.
Boy: But why?
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!
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Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye;
Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye;
Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath;
Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye;
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Thanks to Whatsapp...
Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
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Ladies have taken out a big Morcha at Ghatkopar Metro Reliance Office in Mumbai...
protesting the start of Metro as their husbands now reach home 2 hours early and they do not get time for Whatsapp!
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I just wanted all of you know that I'm leaving Whatsapp.
This ride has been a blast and I've made a tonne of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humour and wit is amazing. I'll miss all of you, but I've decided I need to spend more time with my family.
So see you .
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after lunch!
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I've been hearing since my childhood: We are social animals.
But ever since I joined Social Media, I keep hearing - You're anti-social!
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