Suhagaraat ko PATI Apni PATNI se
SEX Karte Hue Puchhata Hai..
Kya Mahsoos Kar Rahi ho, Jaaneman?
PATNI: Kya Bataaun Dear!!!
Yahi ki Aaj Tak Main TOP-UP me hi
Apna Kaam Chala Rahi Thi,
Aaj se Life-Time Karva Liya Hai.
Girl to boy: Shaadi k Liye konsi Date Rakhien?
Boy: 22 December.
Girl: Koi khaas Wajah?
Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse Lambi raat isi Date Ko Hoti Hai.
Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy.
Boy Friend: That's Good,
Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar sakenge.
Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.
Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.
Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.
P. Nehru was f**king Victoria.
On climax, Nehru droped semen on bed.
Victoria: Andar kyun nahi nikala?
Nehru: Gandhiji ne desi maal videsh bhejne ko mana kiya hai
Santa ek din ek nurse ke saath sex kar raha tha.
Nurse chillai ki dard ho raha hai.
Santa: "Sali, khud wahan injection lagati hai jahan soorakh hi nahi hai, aur tujhe soorakh mein dard ho raha hai"
Recent sex survey report : 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% Say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say "quick, my husband may come home anytime!
Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha...
Patni: “Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak
Kyyu Nahi Karte ?”
Pati: “Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni
Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.“
Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husband Raat ko phone pe:-
Khane me kya hai” ??
Wife:- Zeher.
Husband:- Main der se aaunga,
tum kha kar so jana..!
The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them.