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Hi frndz,
main Ravi raj umrao ke naam se jana jata hu apne area me. Main suru se hi ek hi ladki se pyar krta tha jiska naam palak tha uske siwa kisi or ke baare me sochta bi ni tha. Palak ki maut ho chuki h or main uski yaad me pal marta tha reason tha ki uski maut pe maine uska majak bnaya tha palak fever ke karan hospital me admit thi or maine usko ek baar bi ni pucha ki thk ho ya nahi aur ek din doctor ki galti se uski maut ho gayi.
Main school se aaya or dekha ki ek dead body padi thi ambulance me. Or mera friend sandy, jiski palak achi frnd thi roe rha tha. Maine pucha bhai kya ho gya tb kehta ki maut ho gyi h.
Maine kha phr pagal ro kyu rha h achi baat h duniya se ek bhar km ho gya tbi sandy ne ek thapar mara khich ke or bola pta bi h wo palak h tunai pehle bi uska mjak bna ke rakha tha or ab bi. Bs phr kya tha main pagalo ki tarah sadme me chala gya.
Uske baad andar hi andar jalta rha main. Ek time esa aaya itne saalo baad ki palak ki jagah mahi ne le li. Hua yu ki mahi mere frnd gurpreet ki g.f thi ye phn pe milai the mahi ne gurpreet ko dekha ni tha or gurpreet mahi se phn pe baat krta tha.
Ek din gurpreet ne mujhse kha ki yr yeh ladki mujhse kafi time se baat kr rhi h but i love u ni kehti maine bht koshish ki tu nikalwa de i love u iske muh se. Maine kha stupid main kaise nikalwau aawaj ni pehchan legi. Kehta raat ko msg pe baat kariyo tu.
Maine kha thk h tu sham ko apna numbr mujhe de diyo. Kehta ni yr tu apne numbr se kriyo mujhe raat ko net chalana hota h. Main kha yr mere numbr se kaise hoga uske pas tera numbr h. Kehta ki wo tu mujhpe chod de keh dunga ki isme msg ni h dusre numbr se baat krta hu.
Maine kha thk h teri mrji. Us din raat ko maine mahi se baat ki or sirf do din me mahi ne janu, i love u bolna start kr diya. Phr gurpreet ko wapas de di uski amanat. Par jb main mahi se baat krta tha mujhe esa ehsaas hota tha jaise palak ho. Usi ki tarah care krna, baatein usi ki tarah krna,baat baat pe apni mum se ladhna uska.
Mujhe bas ye ek itefak lga. Kher uske baad gurpreet uske sath baat karne lga. Ek din gurpeet ke ghr pe main betha tha. Gurpreet kehta ki yr main mahi se mil aaya. Maine kha kaise lgi toe kehta ki yr itni bi khas ni h. Maine kha bhai mere kismat walo ko pyar naseeb hota hai. Shakal pe mat ja. Tu knsa hero h. Kehta thk h.
Ek din main apne ghr ke pas ke grnd me betha tha. Wha mere frnds kisi ka numbr share kr rahe the maine pucha kisko tung krne ki soch rhe ho toe kehte gurpreet ne kisi ladhki ka numbr diya h kehta fasao or masti maro.
Maine jb naam pucha ladhki ka toe kehte mahi. Main shocked hua maine sbke phone se uskanumber delete krwaya phr gurpreet ke pas gaya jaate hi usko bola kamine tu numbr kyu dusro ko de raha h or kya bhok rha h uske baare me. Phr kehta ki yr maine toe uske sath time pas krna tha so kr liya.
Ab mujhe kya. Maine kha pehle to tu bada bol rha tha. Kehta bhai tujhe usai kya maine kha chal koi ni. Mere hotai hue esa ni hoga. Maine raat ko mahi ko msg krke sb bta diya. Pehle toe mahi ne wishwas ni kiya phr usko baatein yaad krai jo maine usai khi thi.
Tb maan gyi. Maine mafi mangi or usne thank u kha… Iske baad humari love story start hoti h or dard bhare lamhai phr dhokha phr juda honai ki kahani agle part me…