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I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend

Subject: -What software version are you running?I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been havingsome problems lately.I've been running the same version of Drinking Buddies 1.0 forever as myprimary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have alwaysconflicted with it.I hear that Drinking Buddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in backgroundmode and the sound is turned off.But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off.I just run them separately, and it works okay.Girlfriend also seems to have a problem co-existing with my Golf program,often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility.I probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might seebetter performance from GirlFriend 2.0.After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has hadexperience with GirlFriend 2.0.He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run GirlFriend 2.0, andeventually it would require a Token Ring to run properly.He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, it uninstalled itself.Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta.All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gaveme a virus anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for awhile.I very cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0.This time I used a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protectionprogram.It worked okay for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 wasstill in my system.I tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, butGirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically senses thepresence of any other version of GirlFriend and communicates with it in someway, which results in the immediate removal of both versions.The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some problems.Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is written in some obscure language Ican't understand, much less reprogram.Frankly I think there is too much attention paid to the look and feel ratherthan the desired functionality. Also, to get the best connections with yourhardware, you usually have to use gold plated contacts.And I've never liked how GirlFriend is totally "object oriented."A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of GirlFriend to GirlfriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend.He discovered that Girlfriend Plus 1.0 expires within a year if you don'tupgrade to Fiancee 1.0.So he did, but soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which hedescribes as a huge resource hog.It has taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else.One of the primary reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it camebundled with FreeSexPlus.Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 somet