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You wake up at 3 a.m

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail onthe way back to bed.You name your children eudora, aol and dotcom.You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you justpulled the plug on a loved one.You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your childin the overhead compartment.You laugh at people with 28.8 baud modems.You start using smileys in your snail mail.You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a wordprocessor.comYou refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are because they haveneutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape.You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.htmlYou start tilting your head sideways to smile :)