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The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

586:The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art:Any computer you can't afford.Obsolete:Any computer you own.Microsecond:The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.G3:Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, it's three times faster than thecomputer I bought for the same price a microsecond ago."Syntax Error:Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer andmoney is no object."Hard Drive:The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a SyntaxError.GUI (pronounced "gooey"):What your computer becomes after spilling your coke on it.Keyboard:The standard way to generate computer errors.Mouse:An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.Floppy:The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.Portable Computer:A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and onbusiness trips.Disk Crash:A typical computer response to any critical deadline.System Update:A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.