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Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."- You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
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