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At a recent COMDEX
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry withthe auto industry and stated that:"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we wouldall be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."General Motors has issued a press release stating:1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy anew car.3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and youwould just accept this, restart and drive on.4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause yourcar to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have toreinstall the engine.5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or"Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, fivetimes as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of theroads.7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replacedby a single "general car default" warning light.8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out andrefuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turnedthe key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of RandMcNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need themnor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause thecar's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become atarget for investigation by the justice dept.12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn todrive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the samemanner as the old car.13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.
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