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Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
Recording - "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Juststay on the line until we can trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell youwhich number to press.If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No onewill answer.
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