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A married couple went to he hospital

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon theirarrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer aportion of the mother's labour pain to the father.He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much infavour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters,explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had everexperienced before.But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to goahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% paintransfer. The husband was still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well hewas doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping outhis wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL thepain to him.The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.She and her husband were ecstatic.When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.