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Gori Mem, Desi Lund

Ek bar hum apne ek dost ke sath Rishikesh gaye. Wahan bahut se foreign ke log bhi ate hain. Kafi tadad me yog aur bhog ka asali anand lene. Gori chamdi ka apna hi alag akarshan hai aur jo maza gori Mem ki Chudai me hai wo aur kahan. Zara sa soch kar hi Lund Nag ki tarah phunkarne lagta hai. Kab gori Mem ki Gulabi Chut ke bil me sarrrrrr se Lund ghus kar apna thikana banaye aur upar hathon se mote-mote gore-gore Boobs (Chuchiyan) dabayen, unpar ubhre light brown colour ke Nipples alag hi sukh dete hain. Unki Gori Gand bhi Lund ke supare ko ek vishesh nimantaran deti hai. Gand ke upar zaban pherne se aur unki saf Gulabi Chut ka rus chatne se hi hum desi Lund walon ko jannat ke darshan hote hain.
Yahan kala, 6 inch lumba, teen ungal mota circumcised Lund, upar khila hua gulabi gol supada jo bhagwan ki kripa se bas kala hone se bacha rehta hai hum Hindustaniyon ka , Desi kali Chut ke darshan pate hi Chodne ko matwala ho jata hai par jab baat Gori Mem ki Chut ka bhog lagane ki ho to unki naram, mulayam, silk si chikani, honey se mithi, aur pav ki tarah se phuli hui Bur ko chodne ke liye Desi Lund ka phadphada ke machal uthna wajib hai. Hum bhi ek Angrez gori Mem ki Bur ki gehrai napne ke liye utawle they. Apne Laude ke foot se us Choot ki gehrai, lambai aur uske pure area me apna Lauda ek sher sa ghumane ke liye hum utawle they. Kai blue films me dekha tha ki kaise wahan ke gore un Gori Memo ki Chut ki phanke phaila kar unki Chut ke andar apni zaban se lap lap kar Chut ke singhare ko apne honto me kaid kar chus kar usko apni honto me daba kar kheenchte hain aur unki Chut ki khujli ko shant karte hain. Is kriya me sath sath wo apni do ungliyan neeche Bur ke gulabi ched me bhi ghused kar andar bahar bhi karte hain.
Kutch log to vibrators, dilidos or yahan tak kela (banana), brinjal (Baigan) bhi Bur me dal kar chodte hain taki bad me Lund ja kar un Memo ko pura aram de sake. Gori Mem bhi bahut maza deti hain apne partner ko jab wo apna muh kol kar unka lumba Lauda apne muh me lekar andar-bahar kar apni thook gira kar use Chodne layak bana kar chikna kar Chut me dalvane layak banati hain to sach, maza dugna ho jata hai. Kaise unka Lund apne muh me age-peeche sar-sar leti hain. Jab tak Lund pura akad kar ghamand se tan nahin jata Lund ka muh me ana-jana chalu rehta hai, Lund ka supada apni zaban se chat kar aur bhi mast kar deti hain. Maine bhi ek Gori mem ko apne desi Lund ke rocket par sair karvane ki sochi. Maine socha kyon na mai bhi ek bar kisi Gori mem ki Gand marun? Kyon na uski Chut ka darshan kiya jaye aur dekha jaye tulna karke ki Gori mem ki Chut, Gand, aur bade-bade Boobs (Chuchiyan) kya wakai desi goriyon se zada meethe hote hain? Aur sex ki unki knowledge aur maza dene ki takat kya desi Indian masala aunties, housewives aur aise hi sex karwanewali sabhi desi murgiyon se zada hoti hai?
Yahi sochkar, Rishikesh ke market me ghumte hue meri nazar ek mast, alhad, jawan khubsurat Angrezi mem par padi. Wo upar T-shirt pehne thi jo lal rang ki thi jisme kaid uski badi-badi Chuchiyan hil hil kar mujhe apne pas ane ka nimantaran de rahi thi. Sath hi un chuchiyon ki uthav aur sexy dhal peeche pahado se bahut mil raha tha man karta tha ki iski Chuchi jaise pahad par hi mountaineering kar do. Uske Chutar bhi jeans ke andar kafi tight aur phule hue they. Gand mast masal thi aur janghe dono uff kya kehna doston.
Maine uske pas jakar kaha-Namaste. Wo bahut hi khush hui aur boli- Namaste. Uska jawab pakar man prasan hua ki chalo response to mila matlab adha kam ho gaya aur line ka pehle signal clear hua. Usse bat karte karte maine puch-where r u from? Ap kahan se aaye hain? Usne kaha-Sweden. Wow, maine thodi der English me bat karke use Himalaya ki khubsurati dikhane ke liye razi kiya. Haqeekat me to main uski sudaul jawani ki khubsurati ka nazara lena chahta tha. What is your name? She said-Anna.
Maine Anna ko apne sath liya aur samne ek pahad ki taraf upar chadhne laga. Wo mere sath baten karti chalne lagi. Maine usko thoda upar jungle me jakar kaha- Honey, kya aap Indian sex ka maza lena chahengi. Ek desi Lund ko kya ap apni Chut ki sair karvayengi? Yeh bat maine usse angrezi me puchi. Mujhe pata tha ki bahar ki Gori Mem bhi hum Hindustaniyon ke kale bhujang Lund ko kafi mast ho kar niharti hain aur badi aturta se us kale desi Lund ko apni Bur me ghuswane ke liye betab rehti hain. Desi Lauda agar pura tana, khila ho to uske gulabi ping-pong ke ball sa supada aur aas-paas ugi hui kali ghungrali lambi jhante jo nazara paida karti hain wo angrez gori mem ki chikani, jhanto rahit sapat Chut ke khule darwaze jaisa hi anand lati hain itna ki Lund khada hokar chip-chip pani chod deta hai. Phir Chut ko chodne ki kala bhi hum desi Hindustaniyon ko bahut achi tarah ati hai ki kaise pehle Mem (Aurat) ko uski Chuchiyon ka mardan kar garam karna hai, iske bad uske Nipples ko muh me baccho sa lekar khub der tak peena hai aur sath hi doosre Nipples ko chutki me masalna hai dheere dheere taki wo garam ho sake. Sath hi hum desi Lund wale ek hath ko free rakh neeche Chut ke darwaze par apne pyar ka ehsas bhi karvate jate hain. Zara sochiye, aap lete hain aur apke sath bagal me nangi Gori mem leti ho jo badan se khili hui ekdam gori ho, safed malai si ki maza a jaye. Aaap bhi apne nange jism par Gori Mem ka sparsh pakar apne Lund me ek tanav mehsoos karne lage aur aap aram se uske dono Boobs ko bari bari mardan kar rahe hon. Ek hath uske sir ke neeche se dalkar uski right Chuchi dabai aur uska sath pakar uski left Nipples ko muh me dabaya. Apne free left hand ko maine uski Choot par upar se neeche ragad kar chikna karna shuru kiya. Meri dono ungliyan uski Chut ke singharon ko phaila kar ragad rahe they.
Gori Mem ki Chut chikni ho rahi thi aur mai uske Nipples aur Boobs chod hi nahi raha tha. 20 minute bad mujhe uski Chut ko chatne ka khayal aya. Neeche let kar maine aram se uski gori Malaidar Chut par apne thook ka lep lagaya aur maze se uski Choot ko lap lap kar chatne laga. Uski Bur ki bheeni-bheeni khushboo bahut nasha chadha rahi thi. Aurat ke Chut se ati peshab ki bheeni mehak Mard ko dewana kar deti hai aur madhoshi itni chadh jati hai ki Mard us Chut ki bheeni khushboo ko pane ki khatir Shadi jaise jhantu bandhan me bandh jata hai ki har rat Chut ki khushboo uske jeevan ko mehka sake aur uske Lund ko har raat khila kar bada kar sake. Maine bhi us Mem ki Gori Chut ko kas kar chata aur phir us Mem ko apne kale Lund ko chatne ke liye amantrit kiya. Anna ne mere kale Laude ko bahut aram se pakda puri mazbuti se aur phir apni zaban nikal kar lambi sans lete huey samuche Lund ko apne muh me nigal liya.
Wo mere Lund ko apne muh me leti jati aur maine uski Chuchiyon ko dabana aur malna jari rakha jaise koi baccha apne khilone se khelta hai. Lund kafi kadak ho chukka tha. Uski jeebh Lund ke supade ko jaise hi chuti to ek current sa badan me daud jata. Khada Lund mujhe bhi bahut acha lag raha tha. Maine uski dono Chuchiyon ko pakda aur phir apne Lund se uski dono badi-badi gori Chuchiyon ke beech fuck karna shuru kiya. Anna mere Lund ke age-peeche uske Chuchi me ane-jane se kafi utsahit thi. Wo apni zaban nikal kar mere Lund ke supade ko apne muh ke karib ane se zaban nikal kar chat leti. Dono Chuchiyon ke beech Lund ka uske muh tak ka suhana sexy safar jari raha agle teen char minute tak.
Iske bad maine Anna ko upar apni god me uthaya aur Lund ke muhane par uske chutar ka dabav dala jisse uski Chut ke dono gulabi phank pal me phail gaye aur mera tana Lauda uski naram, garam makhmali Chut me andar sama gaya. Maine apne hathon se usko upar utha rakha tha taki Lund dalne me asani rahe. Uske hava me upar rehne se Lund neeche se garam Chut ki sair ache se karne laga. Ghap-chap gap-gap Lund puri masti me Chut ko dana-dan chod raha tha aur Anna ko bhi desi Lund ke jhatke aur gehre dhakke bahut bha rahe they. Jaldi maine usko neeche lita kar uski dono jangho ko phaila diya aur khud Chut ke samne khada hokar dono jangho ko neeche se hath me bharkar door kar seedha Lund ki entry bhaka-bhak ki. Pure bhar se Lund ko puri takat aur josh ke sath Chut ke bhog karvaye taki Lund ki tamanna puri ho sake ki ek angrez Mem ki Chudai ka sukh mil sake.
Chodne ke sath maine bara bar Anna ko ankho par, gal, neck aur Chuchiyon par kisses kiye taki mere Lund ke har dhake ke pura maza usko mil sake, Meri Chodne ki speed badh gaye thi aur mai apni manzil ke karib a gaya tha. Maine Anna ko bataya ki station ane wala hai. Anna ne jhat se mere Lund ko apni Chut se nikal kar apne Muh se zaban nikal kar uske upar ragadna shuru kiya taki mera nikalne wala garam makhan apni zaban par le sake. Waisa hi hua Anna ne sara makkhan apni muh me bhar liya aur pe gaye jaise usko asli Indian amrit mil gaya ho.