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Wo Sex Ki Raatein

Ek aisi kahani hai jo har mard chahega ki uske saath ho but gurls sab ki kismat meri tarah nhi hoti!!!! Pehle mai apne bare mai bta deta hu i m badshah (mere fans ka diya hua naam hai) age 24 saal 5.9”tall brown eyes, 8.5” ka lund jo ek baar koiladki le toh zindagi bher use bhula na ske…..aur baar baar lene ko tadpe……!!! Baat us raat ki hai jab main kisi ki shadi se ghar ko laut raha tha, i was driving my scooter…m tabhi mere samne se ek car (honda-city) nikli aur usmein se ek lady ne window se bahar dekh kar muje kaha “hai dum to aaja” agar koi ladka kehta to shayad koi mard sun bhi le aise baat magar jaab husn mard ki mardaangi ko laalkaarta hai ragoon mein behne wala khoon apni nasoon ka sath chor deta hai” any way maine speed fast ki >>>40>60>80 aur jitni race open kar sakta tha ki ,,baat bewakuufi ki nahi dosto baat us chehrein ki thi jis ne muje kaha tha “dum hai to aaja” ab hua yun ki honda city to hohnda city hai aur chetak phir chetak at last maine scooter car ke aage theek us terah laga diya jaise bond movies mein james bond bike ko aage laga deta hai ;-) (sach keh raha hun frnds) jab maine utaar kar dekha to paaya ki ek ladies age kuch 25 ya 26 lag rahi thi, mujse kaha kya irda hai ? Maine kaha irada to bahut kuch hai magar aapka ka kya khayal hai ?? Thodi der chup hone ki baad kaha ki chaloge mere sath ? Maine kaha ki agar qatal karwane ka irada hai to to qatil khoobsurat jism ko qataal karna nahi usko pyaar karna jaanta hai, usne smile kar di yarrrooooon uski physical look to sun lo face aisa tha ki shayad hi duniya ka koi mard us husn ko dekhe bina reh sakta ho(aur yahi wo reason tha jiski wajeh se mera scooter abhi bhi heavily saansein le raha tha lol) t-shirt or jeans mein uske, boobs un mountains ki terah lag rahe the jinke upaar chadna har aashiq ki tamanna hoti hai very sexy, hard, round, in one word just below a heavy stuff jayada mote bhi nahi the wo, aab raat ke 11:50 ho rahe the to maine kaha bolo kaha chale usne kaha chalo mere peeche> i said okkk to yaaron wo car jab chali to phir ek five staar hotel ke aage ruki maine socha yaar kya main bewakuuf hun ya pagal ?? Chal chor choot ka pyaar aur ghar chal dekha nahi that ki kitne pyaar se shadi kar rahe the wo couples teri to abhi shadi bhi nahi hui, jooth nahi keh raha frnds meri jegah koi aur bhi hota to shayad pehlein darta hi aur jo nahi darta usko aap nightwatchman keh sakte hai wo mere paas aayi aur kaha ” so tell me sweet n naughty guy what u really want ? I said iam aaa tum jaanti ho ki what i want or what u want from me ? U know both answers but why u r asking this to me? Maine time waste nahi kiya aur uske sath chala us car mein jo dusri ladki thi wo use bye keh kar kahin aur chale gayi.
Room no 336 yes muje achi terah yaad hai wo room no, andar jaate hi usne aur maine ek doosrein ko pehli baar achi terah dekha …dekho frnds main uske shabaab ko describe nahi karsakta kyonki words kam pad jayenge white t-shirt n black jeans (blank n white )aur uska kesri badan jisko aap shade of red keh sakte hai usko duniya ki sabse sexy aurat bana raha tha ..she was really a rare beauty., first hum dono ne fresh hone ka plan banaya main to jitna achi terah fresh ho sakta tha ho gaya phir wo gayi bathroom mein fresh hone ke liye aur aap samajh nahi sakte frnds ki wo intezaar kitna bada tha jitna bada samundar nahi ho sakta muje wo chand min 1000 yrs lag rahe the, wo aayi pink nighty mein uske hairs uski gand ko choom rahe the.., ab usne kaha buddy u want to drink something maine bola? Love juice wo boli wo bhi milega pehle bolo beer loge ya whisky maine kaha jo pasand ho wo pila do usne usne joney walker ke 2 large peg bana diye, phir kya tha wo hi hua jo asaar sharab aur shabaab aur ek khoobsurat passionate environment ke sath hone par hota hai thodi der hum dono ne ek dusrein se baatein ki kya baatein ki ye main batana zarrori nahi samajhta.
Maine usko french kiss karna start kiya aur thodi der mein muje pata nahi chal saka ki kab hamare 4 lips ek dusrein mein mil kar ek hogaye saliva bhi exchange hua aur kiss itne passionate thi ki koi bhi aurat ya ladki us terah se kiss hone ke baad keh de “haan kisi ne mujhe us kadar bhi chooma tha ” mere strong hands uske boobs par apni grip kasne lage wo itne sakhat ho chale the ki unko touch kar ke wo meri jaan bhi nikal sakti thi lol humne ek dusrein ko totally mad aur bilcul besabar lovers ki terah naked karna shuru kiya…. Uska nanga jism meri aankho ko invitations de raha tha aur keh raha tha ki aa mujh mein sama jaa aur apni pyaas ko meri zarrorat bana de maine thodi si sharaab aur li aur uske forhead se usko pyaar karna shuru kiya, uske forhead, lips, cheeks aur neck mein kisi hungry lover (jisko pyaar ki bhookh lagi ho) ki terah usko pyaar karne laga aaaaaaaaah ooof aaaaaaooooouu ye kya karrahe ho mere jaan kya aise bhi kisi ko pyaar kiya jaata hai muje to pata hi nahi tha main nahi bata sakti ki muje kitna mazza aa raha hai aaaaah uuuunn she was burning with a sexual desire her body is was saying only one word ” love me” maine uski legs ko spread kiya aur apna hathiyaar uske love spot mein laga diya thode efforts ke baad mere pura lund uski choot mein chala gaya aur wo aaaaaaaah uuuuuuhhhnnnnn ooooma ke sath mujse lipat gayi maine there there strokes lagane shuru kiye uski saanseein teez ho chali thi , uske boobs chhoste chooste maine apni speed itni tez karni shuru kar di hi wo cheekh padi aaaaaaaaaauuuufff oooo yes oooommmmmm aawwwww aa ooooh yes aaah fuck me hard yes iam enjoying u r so strong aaaaaah.. Thoda aur plz muje aur chodo main tumhari hoon aur tum mere plz mujko chor ke maat jaana aaaaaah.
20 min ke baad muje mehsoos hone laga ki mere andaar ka lava bahaar aa raha hai maine sara ka sara maal usko gift mein de diya lol, wo boli yaar mazza aa gaya sach mazza aa gaya uske baad maine uske pure jism ko puri raat piya yes main keh sakta hun kii maine ek jawaan husn ko puri raat es kadaar pyaar kiya ki sex/passion/beauty/desire ye sab words mil kar bhi usko explain nahi kar sakte ki kis terah maine us rare n beauty ko choda ya aap keh sakte hai ki pyaar kiya.