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I am George from Chennai, Age 26… A normal Chennai guy… working in IT, A admire of mature women. This is my email ID georgedavid_1986@yahoo.com only aunties can contact me, girls please stay away. I always fond of mature aunties, because they are the one who look beautiful as well as sexy and also more hornier…Well this is my real life story which happened last year. It will be little longer so please kindly excuse. We are the family of four newly shifted to this house. The day when we are shifting the house I saw a lady in our street crossing my house her age must be around 38 to 40, little curves on hip with great and big assets, she looks damn hot… her huge ass swings as she walks and she got a massive boobs which stand stiff, ever her saree pallu is not moving from it. Her size is 38-36-40. But to all I got flatten by her sexy eyes… All the men were eying her until she cross the street.
She was having bag in her hand which we use to buy vegetables, so it was sure she is from the same street where I got shifted, our house is a duplex one. My room is in the first floor. One day when I was standing in the balcony I again saw this lady, I got happy and to my surprise she is just staying three houses away from my house, so I use to stare at her whenever she cross my house, but there will be no responds from her. Later she became close to my mom, she use to talk with my mom whenever she goes out for shopping and I use to admire her assets and jerk off as soon as she leaves. I had many sleepless nights because of her, still no respond from her but she knows that I am staring at her.
One day my bike got repair, so I was waiting for bus to go back to my home, but there is no bus, luckily a share auto came, I entered the share auto to my surprise that lady was there in the auto, I felt so happy, as usual I was just sighting at her, suddenly she turned towards me and smiled… Ah… that’s the moment I forgot what is happening, within a second my cock stood up it was that kind of sexy smile. May be it’s a casual smile for her but not for me, we both got down I reached home, the time when I was closing the gate she again turned back and smile, I felt a current was flowing all over my body. From that day onwards we use to smile at each other.
So now I decided to make one step forward, with some courage I wrote my mobile number in a piece of paper and gave it to her, but I didn’t get any call from her, after 2days I received a missed call from a unknown number, to my surprise it was her. Then I came to know her name is Ammu (name changed) mother of two one is studying 10th and another one is 8th. Since she is aware of my mind to her, it was easy to talk about my desire I said her how and all I use to imagine about her. Suddenly she cut the call and when I called back the mobile was switched off and there is no call from her for a week, even if I call there is no responds.
Then after a week she came to talk to my mom and informed her that she has started a beauty parlor and while going she turned and winked at me, but I was very angry on her. Then I made a call to her and asked what happen and why she cut the call on that day, she said she will explain about it later and invited me to her newly opened parlor, she asked me to come in the morning. The very next day morning I went to her parlor, since it is a newly opened and its morning time there is no customers, she was cleaning the parlor.
Now the thing happened which I didn’t expect. As soon as she saw me she came and hugged me tightly, I was dumbstruck don’t know what was happening, I didn’t expect this move from her it was a shocking surprise.
Then she puts her hand over my should took me inside and asked me to sit, went and close the shutter and came, then she explained me everything, that she cant able to control herself while I was explaining about my desire, so she got wet, in that feelings her mobile slipped from her hand and got repair. Later I came to know she too had a crush on me from the day one I saw her, she is not happy with her drunken husband, she was waiting for this time for a longtime it seems, while talking suddenly she pull down her pallu and said “ this what u were staring at it right, now take it , now it’s for u” I really can’t believe my eyes, I just grabbed those massive boobs over and kissed all over her face neck and to her cleavage which is struggling to come out of her tight blouse. Now I made her to turn around I stood behind her, was grabbing her boobs by both the hands from below her arms kissed and licking all over her neck, shoulder earlobe…she just lied on my shoulder we were sucking each other’s lips and rolling our tongue inside for more than 10mins while I was massaging her boobs her hand was pulling my hair behind to get closer.
Since she knows about me, she know that I love to be her slave and play naughty, she turns towards me and said “u r my slave today”, she order me to remove my dress and be only with my underwear, then she asked me to get down on my knees and kiss her foot while she was standing, I obeyed her, I kissed and licked her foot, while that time she removed her saree and blouse and sat on the chair which she use to put make up for the customers with her bra and petticoat. I licked her till her thies.
Then she asked me to sit down and spread my legs, I sat like that, she kept her foot on my cock over the underwear and gave a nice press, my cock was already got harden like a iron rod and with this press it tries to come out of the underwear, then later with her foot finger she removed my underwear, as soon as she removed her mouth got wide opened by seeing the size of my cock, she started playing on my dick and balls.
Then she got down from the chair turned her back towards me…here comes my favorite part, she asked me to kneel down straight, now she removed her petticoat in front of me by showing her huge ass, she knows that I love to eat ass, she just bent down and kept her hand on the chair for balance, now that massive ass is before my face, I just grabbed those buts and massaged nicely, I kissed all over her ass cheeks and licked, now I opened her ass cheeks and gave a kiss on her ass hole, now I kept my face in between her ass my nose was on her ass hole, I smelled and inhaled the aroma which comes from her ass and now started to lick her ass hole, I put my tongue deep inside her ass hole and tasting it, at the same time I left my hand in between her thies and started to rub her juicy pussy, she was moaning a hell aaaaahhh….haahahh…ordered me to eat her ass…while she was playing on my penis with one foot.
Then she asked me to lay on the floor, she came and sat on my stomach it was a nice feeling, then she removed her bra in front of me and put it inside my mouth, then I started pressing those huge melons continuously and tasting her bra in my mouth, at the same time she was stroking my cock with her hand behind, now she bends down and took away her bra and kept her right side nipples inside my mouth, and closed her eyes as soon as i started to lick and then started sucking it, it was really great then she replaced with the other one, after sucking for 15mins she came forward and sat on my chest opened her legs and brought her juicy wet pussy near to my face, as soon as I saw her pussy I felt like eating it, nicely trimmed hair, first I kissed her pussy, then I started to lick it and put my tongue deep inside her pussy , she enjoyed this nicely, I tongue fucked her for more than 20mins, drank all the juice from her pussy.
Now she got up turned around spread her ass and sat on my face, it was my all time dream, we went to 69 position, I licked and tasted her ass hole, she bend down and took my long thick cock inside her mouth and started sucking it, we were enjoying this for more time, then she went down and sat by leaving my cock inside her pussy and started to ride on me, her back was facing me, I was holding her hips and enjoying, since it was my first time, so while she starts to jump I felt little pain bcos of her weight, with few strokes I started to enjoy it. It was a wonderful fuck which I never forget in my life, after sometime she turned just like that by having my cock inside her pussy and started to jump on my cock, it was a nice scene that her huge melons were bouncing for each and every jump, then we both had orgasm on the same time.
Then she got up and stood near the chair bend down and asked me to fuck in doggy style, I kept my on her pussy and started rubbing it to tease her and with a single stroke it went half way inside she shouted in pleasure…I hold both the side of her hip and started to pump, I fucked her nicely in the doggy style, I bend forward and grabbed her huge boobs and continued fucking. Then we both felt tired, we kissed each other she sat on the chair and raised her hand to wipe her face that time I started to lick and taste her armpit, she enjoyed my act. Then I came down opened her legs apart and started sucking and chewing her pussy, we both again got aroused and continued with our next session. I can’t forget that day in my life.