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Me and Rajan

Mom had agreed to marry both me and Rajan, we were just waiting for the right time to do it. Dad had told me about one of his business trips to China, he had to go for almost 2 weeks, so i had this window of opportunity in my mind. I thought of telling this to mom, one day when she was cooking in the kitchen, wearing her black saree. I went to her and hugged her from behind, kissed her on her back, smelling her smooth back. She asked.
Mom: What happened aakash, control yourselves.Me: Come on mom, even dad is not here now.Mom: Still beta, anybody might walk in, you should be careful.Me: I am careful mom, all the doors are locked, its only you me and Rajan,who is taking bath right now.Mom: Ok, let me cook now,otherwise you won’t get lunch.Me: I know how to get my lunch mom.
Saying this I made mom move towards me, I removed her pallu, she was only in her blouse, her boobs were popping out of her blouse, I made her sit on the kitchen’s slab and i touched her boobs.
Mom: Aakash, all the spices will burn, let me cook.Me: Mom, your little baby needs food, it is there in your milk tanks.
Saying this i opened the hooks of her blouse, then her bra and started playing with the milky boobs, i sucked them, milk was not there but still me and mom were having a great time, i looked at mom, she closed her eyes and was enjoying. I kissed her on her lips.
Me: Mom, what about our plan of getting married?Mom: I am ready to become your wife any day aakash, but its not really required we are having the best of times.Me: No mom, i will fuck your pussy only the day i make you my wife.Mom: Okay beta, you just tell me i am ready to do everything what you say.Me: Dad is going abroad for a fortnight.
Mom: Oh yes, I know that.Me: We can get married that time, there will be enough time for it.Mom: Yes, that would do.Me: Then start preparing for your wedding now mom.Mom: Can’t wait beta.
I bent down, spread moms leg, went inside her saree and started licking her pussy, she started moaning again, grabbing my hairs. Few minutes later,i looked up to see a
hand grabbing mom’s boos, it was Rajan, he came back from bathroom, he was kissing mom deeply. I told Rajan.
Me: Hey guess what, our wedding is next week get prepared.Rajan: I am ready for the wedding night.
Saying that he pulled his cock out, and gave it to mom, mom shook it well. Soon she gave both of us blowjob. Later,then she cooked for us and served her masters.
Days passed and the time of dad leaving us came finally, everybody was happy instead of him, he asked me to take care of mom. I promised do so, mom was smiling secretly all this time.
Finally dad went in the morning. I closed the door and came back to shut the garage, i saw mom and Rajan kissing there, his hands were inside her nighty, i came and told them.
Me: What are you guys doing, now the whole house is ours, do whatever you want to do,come inside.
But they didn’t listen to me, so i closed the shutter from inside and joined them, Rajan made mom sit on the bike, they were kissing madly, Rajan was grabbing her boobs. I must say,doing it in the garage just added to the fun. Rajan opened mom’s nighty and she was sitting on the bike completely nude. The scene turned me on and i went and sat behind her, holding her from behind i was kissing her back.
I raised her arms and sniffed her armpits, they were erotic as ever. Rajan pulled his cock out. He thrusted it into mom’s pussy with full force, even mom was enjoying this rough session,he gave some forceful strokes, mom was loving it, she was biting my lips hard at that time, very soon Rajan cummed. Both of them were sweating a lot. They felt relaxed. Both of them came to their senses after that hard session. I gave them their clothes, mom put on her nighty and we went inside. After we went inside mom made tea for all of us. I started talking about the marriage.
Me: So mom, tell me how will the marriage unfold.Mom: We can have our engagement,sangeet,haldi and then marriage. Since you have given me the engagement ring so that is out of the table.Me: So we can have our haldi ceremony,that can be fun.Mom: Yes, but we cannot invite people.Me: We three are enough, we can have the best of haldi ceremonies.Mom: Stop being kinky for a while aakash, i will be your wife after that you can have me with all authorities.Me: come on mom, We will have fun don’t worry. So we can start from tomorrow. Marriage can be day after. And that very night would be our wedding night.
Mom just blushed like a to-be-married girl. I came forward and kissed her on the lips. She kissed and then moved me away to go to the toilet. Of course i followed her in the toilet, watching her poop. She scolded me and asked me to go out but i remained there all the time, we brushed together with the same toothbrush, had bath together in the shower. We had a nap that day. Later in the day, mom asked me to take her to the market to get some stuff for the marriage. I took out the car and took her to the market. She went to the tailor shop, she took out her old wedding saree.
She told me that last time she wore was on her marriage, now she had even more special moment in her life, so she is going to wear it on our wedding day again. We went inside the tailor shop, she showed him the dress and asked him to make it fitting for her. He took her measurements and promised to get it ready by tomorrow. We went to the market, she bought her stuffs from there. Later we went to the beauty parlour as she had to get her eyebrows and waxing done. I strictly told mom not to get and pubic hairs and armpits shaved. She agreed on that. Finally after 4 hours, we came back home. The day ended quietly as all of us waited for the next day for the things to unfold.
Next day, Rajan woke me up. I came to the living room and asked where mom is, he said she is in her bedroom and asked us to get ready. I went to the bathroom, mom had already kept kurta and pyjama ready for me. I took bath quickly and came,so did Rajan. We came back ready and called mom, soon she came to us. We were surprised to see her, she was wearing a yellow saree and yellow blouse, she had also removed her sindoor. She was looking like a young girl getting married. She took some haldi and applied on me, and said that as your mom, i am going to apply haldi on my son first. I pulled her forward, and held her waist. She told
Mom: Not now aakash, there are lot of rituals left.Me: I know only one ritual mom.
Saying this i took some haldi and applied on mom’s face, Rajan too joined me and we started opening mom’s saree, soon she was only in her petticot running away from us, all of us removed our clothe and our haldi ceremony became a haldi massage ceremony, we were applying haldi on each other, we went to the bathroom, mom the made both of us sit down and applied haldi on our body, she was massaging us well. I applied some haldi on her breasts and asked her to massage me with them, she then bent forward and rubbed her boobs against my chest and gave me a massage. Rajan got up and applied haldi all over her body, she was filled with it all over, she gave us a body to body massage. We became a sandwich with mom between us and had a wonderful session, out cock got hard and mom shook it there. She gave out cocks a nice titty-fuck with her boobs.
Rajan and i both cummed there, Rajan then took both our cums in his hands, he took some haldi and mixed it with our cum, now he applied he paste on moms face and boobs. Saying
“Now the haldi ceremony is complete madam, since you have applied the holy material with the sperm of your husbands. Mom was too kinky to feel awful that time, she was enjoying it that time and we massaged her breasts with the paste. Soon we were completely filled with he haldi, mom opened the shower and started cleaning us, she made us sit on the stool and started cleaning our back, our chest. She applied soap all over us.
Frequently we caught mom and kissed her lips and boobs, she applied soap on her body and rubbed her body against her, after more than an hour, this ended, we closed the shower and came back to the room where mom took the towel and dried our body, we put on new clothes and had our lunch. Mom didn’t let us fuck that day as we wanted to keep it on hold till our marriage.
In the evening mom told me to take her to the market again. We went there,she picked her wedding dress. Then she went to the beauty parlour again, i asked
Me: You went there yesterday too mo, again today?Mom: Our Marriage will be incomplete without me getting mehendi on my hands beta. I want to do it with all the purity.Me: Ok mom, but make it fast.
For the time being, i went to a medicine shop, brought full packets of condoms, I then went to a flower shop asking them to decorate the wedding bed with flowers. Mom liked rose and jasmine, so i ordered full decoration of bed with rose and jasmine. I took the garlands and other stuff required for the marriage. I also went to wine shop and got few bottles of wine and whiskey for our fun. I returned to mom, she was already waiting outside, she came and sat inside the car. She showed her hands, In one hand my name was written and in the other hand Rajan’s name was there, Mom was happy doing that, we kissed for a moment. I told mom about the works i finished, we went back home. Mom went to sleep early.
Me and Rajan had other plans though, it was our last day as bachelor, so we had to make the fullest use of it. We went to a local bar, we had our drinks and food. We went to the red light area of the city. We found a good whore of around 20 years of age, She took 3000 bucks from us. She took us inside, we told her that we were going to be married tomorrow, so she promised us to give us a great memorable night. She gave both of us nice blowjob, she was a professional and took our cock deep inside her mouth, she sucked our balls also, since it had been a while since I fucked a pussy, i was hungry for it, i instantly took out my cock and thrusted it into her pussy.
Rajan inserted his cock in her mouth, i started giving her forceful strokes as she screamed loud. Soon i came inside her. Rajan then came over and fucked her hard, i took my cock into her mouth she sucked it dry. We got out of there and returned back, at night again we had drinks at home,I made rajan sit with the drinks, i went to the laundry bag and brought the panty and bra mom wore today,Rajan was surprised to see it. I told ” Remember? It all started from here, both of us smelling mom’s worn out panties and bra, and masturbating together, lets end it today with doing it all over again” .Rajan took it and smelled the panties, he got instant hard on, we masturbated again that night and put our huge loads into mom’s panties.After that Rajan and I talked for a while.
Rajan: So, Finally our dream came true, we got the lady of our dreams.Me: All because of you, I owe you big time Rajan.Rajan: Its not like you gave me your mother to fuck, what else could i have asked for.Me: Thankyou Rajan, or should i say papa, you are going to marry my mom tomorrow.Rajan: Hahaha we are”Sautans”(husband of same woman) too.Me: Yes it feels so kinky, i love this life of ours.Rajan: Yes lets go to sleep now, Save some energy now, you have to get married tomorrow.Me: yup…goodnight man.
We went to sleep that day, waiting for the following days, which were the most awesome of our lives. Do read the next part of the story where me and Rajan will get married to my beloved mother and our awesome wedding night.