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Wrong Number

Mere baare mein.meri umar tab 20 thi aur maine naya naya cell phone liya tha.ek wrong number meri jindagi u badal dega maine kabhi bhi nahi socha tha.mujhe aaj bhi yaad hain jab maine wrong number dial kiya aur female voice sunte hi call dissconnect kar diya.maine kaafi der tak socha aur phir se woh number 2.30 ghante baad dial kiya aur awaz sunte hi maine frndship ki request kar daali.kaash doston tum us awaz ko sun paate uss awaz mein ek gazab ki chubhan thi maano uski saansen mahek rahi ho aur mujh jaise kissi lover ki talash kar rahi ho.maine usse kahan ki uski awaz mein ek kashish hain aur mein usse dosti karna chahta hoon.usne mujse umar puchi maine 20 bataye aur usne apni umar 34 batayi, phir usne dosti se inkaar kar diya.par maine haar nahi maani aur usse ek saache dost hoone ka yaakin dilaya. Pata nahi par mujhe chudai se jyada maja use patane mein aaya.humne deceide kiya hum milenge ek coffee break par.usne apna description bataya, 5.9 inch tall fair short hairs,sharp lips-36 28 36ka slicing figure aur kaafi sexy in looks. Well such bolo to kum hum bhi nahi, 5.11 ki dashing personality, good physic ke saath usse to kya kissi ko bhi impress kiya ja sakta hain, bus lagan honi chahiye.jo mujhme uss bhabhi ko chodne ki tha.jab maine usse pehli baar ccd mein dekha to bus man kiya wahi uski chud mein gushed kar uske bur ka swaha kar doon. Uske lips itne rasele ki man kiya uske baal ko pakad kar uske hontho ka ras pilu. Uski toungue maano mujhse keh rahi thi ki mein unhe sehlau use chussu apne jibh se uski jibh ka milan karwa du. Sach bolo to kaafi control kiya pehle meeting mein.2nd date uske ghar par rakhi mein jaanta tha woh tanha aur akeli hain, kyonki maximum hubby apni sundar aur sexy wife ko businees ya job ke liye neglect kar dete hain.
Par tab hum jaise insaan inssaniyat ka rista nibhate hain.woh kitchen mein coffee bana rahi thi , brown nighty mein par uske breasts(choochi) ki position bata rahi thi usne maano unhe mere doordarshan ke liye khulaa chor rakha ho. Mein chupke kitchen mein gaya aur bola shruti coffe se jyada hot kuch ho to do.ji haan uska naam shruti khanna tha. Sexy punjabi bhabhi.usne muskurate hue pucha coffe se hot kya pakau aur maine natkhat andaz mein jwab diya tum ho to pakane ki kya jarurat hain. Woh shayad bura maan gayee aur usne mujhse apni hadh mein rehne ko kahan, mujhe bura laga aur maine maafi maang li. Phir mein soofe par baith gaya woh aayee, maine puche tumhe bura kya laga, tum sach mein kaafi hot ho.usne mujhe sak ki nazron se dekha phir kahan agar wo hot hoti to uske hubby wahan maujud hote, maine situation samajhli aur uske karib jaakar baith gaya phir main bole” can i kiss u , pls.woh sihar gaayee aur ajibsi nazron se mujhe dekha aur apne muh ghuma liya. Maine pyaar se uske naram lal gaal par haath rakha aur pucha kya tum bura maan gaaye, usne hole se muh ghuma kar na ka isara kar diya .phir kya tha maine sattaak se uski mundi ghumaayee aur ji bhar kar use chumna chaalo kar diya.kya current tha uske hothon mein kya mahen thi uski saason mein, kiss karte karte maine uski nighty niche se upar uthar kar uski jaango ko sehlaane laga. Aur uske hoth se 1 inch door ho kar pucha tumhe acha lag raha hain na uska jawab mere hoton ne uske hothon ke signature se mila.itna pyaar tha usme maano samundar ki gharaiyee ho aur mein usme doob raha tha. Itni masum si aankhen itne naazuk gaal . Kiss karte nahi thak rahatha , 30 min ka lamba kissing programme ke baad usne mere stuff ko jor se pakad liya. Woh boli aage nahi bhadige, phir kya tha maine uski nighty utari, aur josh josh mein bina bra khole uske dono bade bade naram garam lachile sexy boobs ko bahar nikal dabane laga.woh meri is takat se aur bhi induced ho gayyee aur mujhse chipak kar mujhe kisses karne lagi.dhire dhire uski nabhi tak pahucha phir uske bur mein anguli ki.well sach bolo to 4 saal ka ek beta tha uska isiliye wet pussy
Nahi thi magar lajawab jarur thi.khub chaatne ke baad jab main apne land ke prakop se paagal ho gaaya raha nahi gaya to bina indication ke uske bur mein apna lund ghusa diya.uski ek aah se mujhe meri takat ka matlab aaj bhi mehsus hota hain.ab woh mujhse dur nahi re paati. Use humse mera hi chahiye hota hain.aaj bhi wo apne paati ke saath soti jaroor hain par yakinan sapne humare hi dekhti hain.maine usse pucha mere size ke baare mein to usne sharmaate huye mujhe pakad kar smooch kar liya.