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I am a 35 year old Gujju guy from Bharuch helping my dad in his business. I am a great sex lover and have a high libido and sex drive and I believe in enjoying my sex life thoroughly. I also watch lots of XXX movies and from which I have learnt lots of positions for having sex. But more than watching XXX movies I love to have sex with girls, especially with married women. As I am a good-looking guy I had girls getting attracted towards me and as a result I had sex with girls in my past. Recently my real life sex story was published in Kamsutra saying that how I had sex with a 25 year old woman and her friend. Let me tell you that internet is of great help in finding sex partners and as a result it has enhanced my sex life. As my story was published I received many mails saying that the way I had sex was totally awesome. One day when I again opened my e mail box to check my mails I saw that there was a mail from a lady named Usha in which the subject was,’ Please Help Me’. I got excited and immediately opened the mail to read that what Usha had written. I immediately got an erection in my cock when I started reading that Usha had written that she had read my sex story in Kamsutra and she liked the way I had sex with a 25 year old woman and her friend. Usha had written that she was a 29 year old married lady from Mumbai with two kids (A 7 year old daughter and a 4 year old son) and was happily married. Usha wrote that she was married at the age of 21 years and had her first kid at the age of 22 years. She had written that she was interested to have sex with me and wanted my 12 cms long fat cock in her vagina, because it was long time that husband did not have sex with her, as her husband was a rich businessman and had no time for sex, as he was a busy man travelling from one place to another and Usha mentioned that she was a kind of person who would love to have sex every day. So, she was desperate to have sex with me. Along with her mail she also gave her telephone number and asked me to maintain complete secrecy about the extramarital sex life. She was going to have with me. Now my sex encounter starts from here. As I got Usha`s phone number in her mail, I did not waste any moment and I immediately rang her up and fortunately Usha had picked up the phone and I introduced myself and she was happy to hear me on the phone. Then I and Usha decided to meet each other in a park in South Mumbai the next day as she lived in a pent house in South Mumbai, as she was a rich lady. Usha told me that she would be wearing a blue sari. The next day I quickly went to that park to meet her and I reached the park on time and saw that Usha was also waiting for me wearing a blue sari. I saw that Usha was a sexy lady with a fair complexion and a figure of 36-26-34 and was a very good looking lady with round boobs and sexy ass which was waiting to be pressed and slapped. In short she was a sex bomb.
She was happy to see me and we sat besides each other like lovers and started talking about sex and when I touched her hands I felt that her skin was like butter. Usha told me that she had all the comforts of life excepting sexual satisfaction . After chatting for about 2 hours, then Usha gave me her address and asked me to come to her house the three days later, as her hubby was going out of India. The next two days we spoke to each other on the phone and finally the D day had arrived for having sex with Usha.I rang up Usha and asked her could I come to her house, she told me to come immediately as there was no one in her house. Now my 12 cms long cock was filled with sex very badly, as there was an erotic tickling sensation was happening inside my penis, because I was getting the sexy feel that I was going to have sex with a married woman. Now when I reached Usha`s house, I saw that she had a nice pent house with an imported car parked outside .I could very well make out that Usha is indeed a rich lady. Now I rang the door bell and Usha welcomed me.I saw that Usha was wearing a yellow coloured salwar kameez in which she was looking damn sexy. I and Usha enjoyed a cup of tea and then I asked her about her kids, Usha replied that she had sent her kids to their friend`s place for the whole day. I wondered that it was indeed a smart planning by Usha to keep her kids away from home while enjoying her extramarital sex life. Then Usha placed her hot erotic hands on my bulge and said, ‘Darling come on lets go to the bedroom’. Usha accompanied me to her bedroom and I saw that her bed was a sexy bed with satin bed sheet on it, as I had seen in XXX movies meant for couples to have sex on it. Usha then closed the bedroom door and then she put her arms around my neck and placed her soft red lips on my lips and started kissing my lips like a desperate girl and I too held her tightly in my arms and was enjoying the kiss. Then I undressed her salwar kameez and Usha was in her bra and was wearing a printed cotton panty. Now I placed Usha on the bed and took off my red t-shirt and jeans and I was also in my underwear. Then I slept over Usha to make love with her and I started kissing her lips and we kissed in French style with our tongue and then I kissed her forehead, earlobes, lips and then I softly touched my lips on her lips and then started kissing Usha`s neck and we were breathing heavily and both of our body had become very hot. Usha started moaning,’ Aahhhhhhhhhhhh Darling mujhe bahut mazza aa raha hai,Zarra mere boobs ko bhi dabao na’. So, I unhooked her bra and kissed her boobs and then started licking and sucking her pointed nipples and she moaned loudly Aaahhhhhh……I started pressing and massaging Usha`s sexy boobs and she was enjoying it and was moaning and telling me,’Darling tum mujhe suhaag raat ka mazza de rahe ho,zorr se dabaoo aur pura sex mere boobs se nikal do’ .I kissed her navel and her tummy. Now I started giving Usha erotic massage with my fingers on her abdomen and her pussy over her panty, she was giggling and moaning and said, ‘Ouch kya kar raha hai? Mujhe bahut gudgudee ho rahi hai. ‘Now I wanted to remove her panty,she smiled at me and she stood up and pulled her panty down and I saw that her pussy was clean shaven and then I kissed her pussy and there was an erotic odour coming from her pussy. Now I started fingering her pussy and mean while I was kissing her lips.Usha now told me,’Janeman tum apna underwear nikalo na,mujhe tumhare sexy lund ko kiss karna hai’. So, I pulled my underwear down and my red hot 12 cms long fat cock was rock hard and she started touching it.
We were now in 69 position as she laid above me and I was enjoying licking her pussy as it tasted like nector and her love juices flowed in my mouth and I drank it. Now it was time for the real sex action as I now slept on my back and Usha then sat on my penis by inserting it in her pussy and she moaned loudly,Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh and I caught Usha`s soft ass in my hands tightly and Usha` started riding over me and I was caressing her ass erotically and she was riding up and down in a very sexy way and was moaning,Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,Ummmmm,Oh Yeaaaaaaahhhh and we both were pumping. Usha said while pumping,’Darling let me tell you one thing,though I am married and I have two kids,but I feel that you and me are made for eachother.’Mean while we changed our position and now I laid above Usha and she kept her legs wrapped around my waist and I was now pumping in full force and so her moan were louder,Oo h Fuckkkkk and I was kissing her lips,forehead and pressing her boobs tightly and she was scratching my back vigoursly..I wanted to give pleasure to Usha,so I made sure that I don`t ejaculate very early. Now I felt that my sperm was boiling inside my penis very badly and I increased my speed and Usha was making sexy screams and I felt that I was unable to hold my sperms inside my cock and I took my penis out and I spurted out tons of sperms on Usha`s tummy and on her abdomen and she massaged my sperms on her sexy body. We now fell into eachothers arms and slept for a while. After sometime we woke up and started making love and as a result we both were aroused and so it was time for my penis to go inside her pussy and I sat on the bed and made Usha sit on my lap facing me with her legs kept over my thighs,so that I could embrace her in my arms,kiss her lips and caress her boobs. Now with my penis inserted in her pussy and I was holding her hips tightly in my hands and started pumping slowly and kissed and pressed her boobs and now Usha started shaking her hips slowly and was moaning Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh,Uuuummmmmmmmm,Aaaaaaaahhhhh hhhhh and we were caressing eachothers body like anything and I asked her,’Usha darling,r u enjoying?’, she was so sexually excieted that she kissed my lips continuously for 10 minutes and was shaking her hips like crazy in a very sexy way. The way she was shaking her hips sitting on my lap,I could very well make out that she was a great fucker and her hubby was missing the real thing about her by having no time for sex. Now my sperm was boiling again and this time I spurted inside her pussy.Now we again started making love and we were talking dirty things. Now I brushed my lips softly on Usha`s lips and told her that I will do something to her pussy that will give her real pleasure.So with my erotic finger I started tickling her pussy and clitrois and was moaning with pleasure,’Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh,Uuuuuuummmmmmm,bahut mazza aa raha hai darling aur gudgudee bhi ho rahi hai’ and now to my pleasure Usha told me,’Darling mere choot mein kuch kuch ho raha hai’.Usha told me that she was getting a pissing sensation due to my stimulating her pussy,so I took her to the toilet and she sat down to piss and she pissed urine and while she was pissing I touched her urine and saw that her urine was hot.
We were now again back in bed and this time I slept on my back and Usha started kissing my penis and now she lifted up my legs and with her long finger nails she started tickling and stimulating the area below my penis and my testicles,Aaaahhhh I loved it and as a result I was hard again. Now I sat on Usha`s tummy and placed my hot penis in between her sweet round boobs and started fucking her boobs vigorously and after that I started kissing her hips and then slept in eachothers arms for few hours. When we woke up after sometime she got a bottle of cheese spread and spilled the cheese spread on her pussy and asked me to lick it and I started sucking and eating her pussy and she was moaning loudly,’Chhhato aur zorrrrse chato mere choot ko’ and I was sucking and eating her pussy for an hour and she cummed 4 times.After that Usha was happy to be in my arms and now she started jacking my penis in her hand and then rubbed my penis on her boobs and was moaning in pleasure and now she told me that,’Darling tum bahut sexy ho,jab hi mera ghar khali hoga hum dono isi tarah se mazze karenge.’Usha told me that it would be better for me to leave,because it was now the time for her kids to return. So,I made love to her and I asked her,’Usha darling r u satisfied?’ She said,’Yes’ and then I went home.After that day Usha called me to her house a couple of times in the absence of her hubby and kids to have sex and as a result I had sex with Usha in many various positions.In this manner Usha is enjoying her sexlife quietly with me.