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Sabse pehle apne bare mein bata doon.I’m a AH of a newly formed company at Allahabad.I’m 6 ft long with smart look.My wife neelu is a good n sexy house-wife.She has a slim personality with 32 size chuchiya.Mast gand and a well furnished aur fursat me banayi gayi yummy Bur.
Hamari life thik-thak chal rahi thi.Kuch din pehle mujhe company ke kaam se tin dino ke liye bahar jana pada.Wo ghar par hi thi.Neelu ke frnd Rita ka phone aya usne immidiate use bulaya tha.kuch kaam kahke.Wo trant taiyyar hoke chali gayi.Waha pahunchi wahan rita ke jija bhi the.Wo pac me ek achchi post par hai.Kafi der baad jab sham ho gayi to ye chalne lagi tab jija ne isase kaha,’are,neelu kaha akele raat me jaogi,chalo main tumhe chor deta hoon.'”Nahi jija,aap pareshan mat hoyie mai khud chali jaungi’,neelu boli.”are hamare hote hue.damad ji nahi hai to kya hum hai na” jija masti se bola.’Thik hai tab jara jaldi kariye’,neelu boli.
Thori der baad jija ne use apni jeep me lekar chal diya.Raste me wo bola,’neelu,agar thora mauka do to yahi bagal me mere pac ka camp laga hai,mai tumhe ghuma laun.” thik hai,par jara jaldi’,neelu ne kaha.Tab usne bagal me gadi khari karke kahi mob par baat karne laga.Fir wo dono age thori door par jake gadi rok di.Wahan kuch naye ghar bane the,unme se ek me light jal rahi thi.Jija neelu se bola,’aao tumhe apne juniors se milwata hoon.’Raat ke 8:15 ho rahe the.Neelu ko darr lag raha tha.Par wo andar chali gayi.
Ander pahuchane par usne dekha ki do mote-mote lambe aadmi sath baithey kuch pee rahe the.Tabhi andar se ek aur kala nata sa aadmi nikla.Wo bola,’are sahab ji aaj to lagta hai ki raat achchi gujregi.Mast maal laye hai.’Tabhi un baithe me se ek bola,’are kaha se uda kar laye sahab,sali dikhne me to choti hai par hai kantili.’
‘Jija! ye kya badtameeji kar rahe hai sab,chaliye mujhe inse nahi milna.’Neelu chillae.Wo piche mudi hi thi ki tabhi jija ne piche se uski choti-choti chuchiyon ko jor se pakad kar bola besharmi se bola,’are rani kaha ja rahi ho?itne mehnat se to aaj haath ayi ho.Apna bur nahi dogi.’Ye kahke usne use utha kar andar le gaya aur king size bed par patak diya.’Chor do mujhe warna…nellu ki ye baat mooh me hi rah gayi.kyoki jija ne apne hoton ko uske rasbhare hoton se chipka liya aur choosne laga.Usne neelu ke munh me apna jeebh dall diya aur ghumane laga.Neelu chatpatati rahi par 10 min tuk usne use bahon me jakar kar uska rasaswadan liya.Ab tak baki teeno bhi andar aa chuke the.Wo ek sath bole’are sahab is randi ka thoda sa ras hume bhi pina hai.Hai,bari choti chuchi hai.Bur kaisi hogi.ammmm.’
Tab jija ne neelu ko chora.Chutate hi neelu boli,’dekhiye aap log mujhe jane dijiye warna bura hoga!jija mai to aapko ek achcha aadmi samajhti thi par aap bhi!”kya karen,sali teri jawani hai hi aisi ki dekhte hi lauda ras chor de’jija bole.’are yaar sali ka muh band karke nangi karo,jara iski jawani to dekhe.’Itne me sab jhapat pade aur uske muh me ek kapra thoons diya.Ab neelu ke gale se goo-goo ki awaz ane lagi.Ab charo me se ek ne uske haath ko pakar liya aur ek ek karke neelu ko ekdam nangi kar diye.Wo chatpatane lagi par unka kuch nahi hua.Jija bola,’suno rani! agar tum yuun hi tadfadaogi to tumhe hum itni buri tarah chodenge ki tu apne paron par khari bhi nahi ho paogi.aur agar support karogi to randion ke mafiq jawani ka maza lootogi aur subah ghar hogi.Maine teri boor chodne ke liye rita rani ko kaise pataya mai hi janta hoon.Sali ko char baar choda tab jaake razi hui.Sali teri badi taarif kar rahi thi.Sali aaj teri jab bur ki kutai hogi tab samajh me aayega.’
Ye sab sun kar neelu to kaapne lagi.Uski bur dar ke mare sikur gayi.Chuchia aur choti aur tight ho gayi,excite se nahi darr se.Ab usko meri baat yaad ane lagi.Jab main neelu ki chudai karta to yahi sab sochta tha.maine usase kaha tha ki agar kabhi aisa ho jaye ki koi tumhe rape karna chahta hai to tum pehle nakhre karna par baad me maja lena.Nahi to sab tumhe chodenge so alag par tumhari jaan bhi le sakte hai.Mujhe tumhari bur se jyada jaan pyari hai.Ye sab soch kar neelu ka mann badalne laga par wo nakhre karti rahi.Udhar ek ne neelu ki chote- chote santaro ko pakad liya aur misane laga.Ek ne bur me ungli daal di.Ek uska gand ke ched ko chatne laga.Aur jija thori door se ye nazara dekh raha.
Uff!itna jabardast foreplay to maine kabhi nahi kiya tha.Ab neelu pighalne lagi.Uska virodh shant ho gaya.Shayad jija janta tha.Ab wo karib aakar bola,’yaron ab is madarchod ko chor do.Ab ye randi khud hi mood me aa gayi hai.Ab iske narm hothon se apne dande saaf karwate hai jo kal se rita ki chudai ke baad se hi lislise hai.Haan meri jaan pichle do dino se rita bhi isi bistar par humse chudi aur aaz khud mast hoker gayi.Ab tere saath bhi hum wahi karenge .Chal humare laude saaf kar.Ab unhone uske muh se kapra nikal diya.Neelu boli,’dekhiye jija agar aap log mere se achche se pesh aayenge to mujhe chudwane me koi prob nahi hai.Lekin mujhe pleaze subah jaane diziyega.Mai apne ghar par phone karke bata deti hoon ki mai rita ke yahan ruk gayi hoon.App rita se bol dijiye.Akhir jab maza lena hi hai to free hoke liziye.’Jija ne ok kar diya.
Aage neelu ke apne language mein-
Ab kamre ka nazara badal gaya tha,Paancho nange the aur mai unsabke laude masti me choos rahi thi.Itne maza to kabhi husband ka lund choosne me nahi aaya tha.Meri boor me se paani choone laga.Choochiya aur nipple ye soch kar hi tight ho gaye the ki aaz meri boor aur gand yani dono taraf se maari jayegi.
Jija- neelu rani thoda jalwe to dikhao.
Me- are raza jalwa kya ab jab puri jawani hi saamne hai to loot lo na.
Jija-aye hai,salli tu to to randi hai re.Itni der me hi razi ho gayi.Mai to tuzhe jabardasti chodna chahta tha par tu to sali…pakro sali ko.
Ab wo sab mujhe nochne lage kutton ki tarah.Jija ne apna muh meri boor par rakha aur thoda chatne ke baad bola,-yaron ab ise chodne ka time aa gaya.’
Mai muskarate hue use dekh kar aanh maar di.Usne apna kala mota 7.5 inch lamba aur 2 inch mote laude ke supare ko bur par laga kar jo dhakka mara ki pucho mat,pahli chudai yaad aa gayi.Hai!jara dhire raja.Dard ho raha hai.’
‘Hai rani dard to hoga hi.Kasi chut hai tumhari to.Are tum log kya dekh rahe ho chodo salli ko ek sath pel ke isko PAC ke landon ka maza do.’
Ye sunka dusre ne meri gand me bhi land pel diya.Pehle to darad hua par baad me maza aane laga.Tabhi kale wale ne mere muh me apna kala lund jabri pel diya aur chauthe ne mere haath me apna lauda de diya aur mai uska muth marne lagi.
Hi meri to jawani khil gayi thi.Char mard mujhe raund rahe the.Ab bur char baar jhad chuki thi.
Sab ek sath hi jhade aur sabhi ne mere muh me jabri apna maal chora.Mujhe pehle to achcha nahi laga par baad me maze se pi.
Ab dusre tip me sabne jagah badal badal kar choda.Kutiya ki tarah,sofe par,khara kar ke aur sabse mast to bath tub me.Hai raat bhar meri jawani lootati rahi aur mai chudati rahi.
Subah tak mai 14 baar chud chuki thi.Sabka veerya boor se beh raha tha.Mera sharir thak gaya tha.Subah jija ne mujhe ek dawa di jisase dard gayab ho gaya.Unhone mujhe ghar chor diya.Aur mujhse dubara ane ko kaha.
Ab meri bur mein lund daale bina mujhe chain nahi ata.bar-bar un charo ki chudai aur baten yaad ati.Sali bur bhi gazab hai.
Ab meri prob hai ki meri biwi randiyon ke mafik rahti hai aur mere ek laude se santusht nahi hoti.Kisase kahu samaz me nahi ata.
Agar koi meri biwi ki bur secretely chodna chahta hai to just mail me at juicylund.singh@gmail.com. Shart hai ki uski biwi bhi chudne ko taiyyar ho.