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Jija sali ki kahaniyan

Kal meri mummy ne bataya kee ‘Rekha (didi) ka phone aya tha ki Rajesh (Jijaji) ek haft eke liye office ke kam se yahan shukrawar (Friday) ko aa rahen hai. Rekha unake sath nahi aa payegee, usake yahan kuch kam hai.’ Unhone hidayat dete huye kaha ki ‘tere papa to daure par gaye hue hai ab tujhe hi unaka khyal rakhana hoga. Rekha ka uparwala kamara theek kar dena. Parason se mai bhi jaldi katha sun kar aa jaya karungee. Vase vah din mein to office mein hee rahega subah-sham mai dekh lunge.’Jiju parason aa rahe hai jankar man anjan khusi se bhar utha. Mera badan bar-bar bechain ho raha tha aur pahali bar unase kaise chudwaungi isaka khwab dekhane lagee. Didi se to main yah jan hi chuki thi ki ve bare chudakkar hain.Mai tumhe bata dun ki mere papa jo Engg. Hain unhone mera aur didi ka kamara upar banavaya aur ground-floor par mammy papa ka bara bed room, drawing-room, kichen store, gest room, veranda, lown, tatha peeche sa chhota bagicha hai. Upar aur kamare hai jo lagbhag khali hi rahate hain kyoki mere bare Bahiya Babhi America me rahate hai aur bahut kam hi dino ke liye hi yahan aa pate hain. Ve jab bhi ate hain apane sath bahut see chijen le ate hai isliye computer, TV, DVD pleyar, handicam etyadi sabhi chijen hain. Meri bhabhi bhi bare khule vicharno kee hai aur America jate samay apane almari ki chabhai dete hue boli “dekho! Almari mein kuchha adult CD, DVD & album rakhi hain par tum unhe dekhana nahi” unhone muskarate hue chabhi pakara dee thi.Jiju shukrawar ko subah 8 baje aa gaye. Jaldi-jaldi tayar hue nasta kiya our apane office chale gaye.
Dopahar dhayi baje ve office se laute, khana kha