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Me aur mere saale ki biwi

Hello Dosto mera naam Rajaan he meri age 33 he. Me delhi me rahta hoon, me shadishuda hoon ,me aaj aapko apne saath huyee ek real ghatna batane ja raha hoon , ISS per meri ye Pahli story he. Meri biwi dharmik vicharon ki he isliye wo sex me intrest kam rakhti he jis wajh se me aksar sex ke liye bhookha rahta hoon aur kisi nai dost ki talash me rahta hoon. Ek baar me kisi kaam se apni sasural gaya, meri sasural me mere saas, sasur aur ek sala aur uski biwi he, iske ilawa koi nahi he, to dosto me jaise hi sasural pahooncha aur bell bajai to meri sahlaj ne darwaja khola, uski shakal dekh kar mujhe laga ki wo ro rahi thi isliye mene poochha kya baat he to usne jor dalne par bataya ki uska pati use satisfy nahi kar pata jiski wajah se wo pareshan rahti he, maine turant shocha ki beta ban gaya tumhara kaam me to khud hi dhoondh raha tha koi partner magar wo mere se kaafi chhoti he, wo kulmila kar 20 ki he, uska naam raakhi he, wo bahoot hi sundar he, shadi ko bhi ek saal hua he uska koi bachcha bhi nahi he fir bhi maine socha try karne me kya jata he. Ghar me aur koi tha bhi nahi , baki log kahin gaye the.
To dosto uske baad me use santwana dene ke bahane uski peeth par haat pherane laga aur usse poochhne laga ki wo tumhe kyon satust nahi kar pata to wo boli jija ji mujhe sharm aati he aapse is tarah ki baaten karte huye, maine kaha jija se kis baat ki sharm aur jab tak tum mujhe nahi bataogi tab tak me iska kya hal nikal sakta hoon. Fir wo sharmate huye kahne lagi ki amit ko kuchh karna hi nahi aata mene poochha kya nahi karna aata to wo sharmate huye boli dhat, to dosto mujhe bhi ab ras aane laga tha maine kaha sharmao mat khul kar batao tab wo boli ki unko sex karna nahi aata , raat ko pahle se khada rakhte he aur kapde utar ker sidha ek dam andar daal dete he,mane kaha kya to wo boli aap sab samjh rahe he, mujhse ese mat bulwao mujhe badi hi sharm aa rahi he , maine kaha ok … Magar wo thik hi to kar raha he raat ko yahi sab to hota he. Tab wo mujhe ghoorte huye boli sex ese thodi hota he, to maine poochha to fir kaise hota he tab wo boli jaise aap didi ke saath karte he, me uski ye baat sun kar hakka bakka rah gaya, me samjh gaya ki meri biwi aur meri sahlaj sex ke baare me khul kar baate karte he aur ek doosre ko apni sab baate share karte he.
Tab maine kaha ki me usko is tarah ki traning kaise de sakta hoon tab wo boli unko nahi to mujhe to de sakte ho me unko sikha doongi. Uski ye baat sun kar meri to baanchhe khil gayee dosto me bayan nahi kar sakta us samay me ander hi ander kitna khush tha but maine apni khushi ko jahir na karte huye usse kaha ye kaise ho sakta he raakhi to wo kahne lagi plz jija ji sirf ek baar mujhe wo sab kar ke batao jaise aap didi ke saath karte he plz meri jindgi bhi maje se kat jayegi me bahoot tadaf rahi hoon , maine kaha ok jaise aapki marji aur maine uske maathe par chuma aur usko kaha pahle ek cup tea to pila do , aur jakar muh do kar fresh hokar aa jao, wo khush hokar fresh hone chali gayee. To dosto maine usko kis tarah choda