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Mere Haseeen Din

This is Aakash again from Delhi.Mere bare me to aap jaante hi he , but fhir bhi ek baar bata deta hun , i belongs to Delhi , married guy , average body , fair complexion , brown eyes , 5.11 inch height , 7 inch long and 3 inch thick dick .
So guys agar aapko meri story pasand aaye to reply jaroor karna vishu_13in@hotmail.com or haan is story ko tassalli se panda . now i narrate my story in hindi , ye baat abhi kuch hi mahino pehle ki he , me apni dauter ko morning me school drop karne jaata tha apne two wheler se subah 8 O’Clock . Mujhe har roz ek ladki dikhti thi jo rickshaw me jaati thi saree pehen ke , or hum dono ko roz nazar milti thi ek dusre se , kyunki uska office time bhi same hi tha or wo metro se jaati thi , starting me hum dono ne dhyaan nahi diya bus ek dusre ko dekhte or nazar hata lete or ek dusre ko cross karke chale jaate .
Ek din me morning me apni dauter ko school drop karne apne two wheeler se jaa raha tha ki mere two wheeler ka ptrol khatam hoo gaya . wo school ke liye late bhi hoo rahi thi , to mujhe ek rickshaw wala dikha mene use bulaya or use poocha ki bhia chaloge , itne me wo ladki bhi waha aa gayi or aake rickshaw me beth gayi , usne meri taraf dhayan hi nahi diya magar jaise hi rickshaw me bethi usne dekha ki me apni dauter ke saath khada hua tha . or jub wo beth gayi to me dusre rickshaw wale ko dhundne laga , itne me meri dauther ne uske saamne kaha ki papa me late hoo rahi hun , usne ye baat sun li or usne mujhse kaha ki aap is rickshaw ko le li jiye me dusra kar lungi , mene its ok kaha , magar usne kaha ki nahi apki dauter school ke liye late hoo rahi he , me agar office thoda late bhi pahunch jayungii to kuch nahi hoga .
Or me us rickshaw ko lekar chala gaya . apni dauter ko school chod ke apne two wheeler me petrol dalaya or waha se seedha ghar . uske baad next day jub me apni dauter ko drop[ karne jaa raha tha tub hum dono ka fhir se aamna saamna hua or mene sirf apne hooth hila ke use thaks kaha , usne bhi ek pyaari si smile di or welcome kaha . Fhir hum dono ka roz aamana saamna hota or hum ek dusre ko smile karte or chale jaate .
Ek din me apni dauter ko school chod ke return hoo raha tha mujhe wo aage richaw me jaate hua nazar aayi mene apna two wheeler uske peeche hi laga liya or bina kuch kahe uske peeche chalta raha , use nahi pata tha ki me uske peeche hun , us din pehli baar mene use itne paas se dekha , dosto wo bahut hi gori the or uska blouse back less tha , uski figure kya mast thi uski chuchiyaan jyaada badi nahi to choti bhi nahi thi bilkul perfect thi ,
Jub rickshaw chal raha tha to uski skin , back hil rahi thi usi se mene andazaa lagaya ki kitni mast gaan hogi uski , me ye sab dekh ke madhosh hoo raha tha ki itne me saamne ek gali ki crossing thi waha se ek gaadi wala speed me aaya or rickshaw or gaadi ki takkar hoo gayi , or rickshaw wale ka aage ka wheel mud gaya , us gaadi me teen ladke bethe hue the ,unme se ek utara or wo rickshaw wale ko usi ke saamne gandi galiyaan dene laga , or jaise hi usne rickshaw wale ko marne ke liye haath uthaya mene uska haath pakad liya , waha mujhe bahut log jaante the isi liye beech bachaav ke liye aa gaye or ladke waha se chale gaye , mene rickshaw wale ko kuch paise diye or kaha ki aap apna wheel theek karwaa lo . ab wo ladki office ke liye late hoo rahi thi wo dusra rickshaw dundne lagi me uske paas gaya or use poocha ki agar aap ko koi problem naa hoo to me drop kar dun , to thodi der to wo sochti rahi
Fhir wo bina kuch kahe mere two wheler pe beth gayi or mene bina koi handbreak use kiye use metro station pe drop kar diya . Or wo jub metro station pe uteri to usne mujhe thanks kaha tub mene kaha ki thanks kis cheez ka ek baar aapne help ki or ek baar mene hisaab barabar ,to wo hus padi or chali gayi , fhir kuch din yu hi chalta raha or hum dono ek dusare ko dekh ke sirf muskurate or chale jaate , ek din mujhe apne office jaldi jaana tha isi liye 8.10 am me bhi metro station chala gaya or metro ke bahar pahuncha hi tha ki wo bhi richaw se waha pahunch gayi or metro ki stairs chadne lagi , hum dono ne ek dusre ko smile di or stairs chadne lage , hum dono ne ek dusre se koi baat nahi ki . but jub entry ki baari aayi to mene uske mooh se ooohhh ssshhhiiiittttt suna mene poocha kya hua to usne kaha ki wo apna metro card ghar bhul aayi he , or metro ka token lene ke liye uske paas paise bhi bahi he , to mene use poocha ki kahan jaana he token me le leta hun , usne mana kar diya mene kaha its ok kabhi baad me return kar dena , to wo maan gayi or mene use mandi house ka token leke de diya or me bhi metro me chad gaya ,
Wo bhi mere saath usi boogie me aa gayi jisme me gaya tha or hum dono paas paas khade hoo gaye , hum dono ka face ek dusre ke aamne saamne tha , but next station se itni bheed hoo gayi ki hum dono ek dusre se bilkul chipak gaye , ab uski chuhiyaan mere seene se chipak rahi thi or usne thodi der me apna face turn kar liya or ab uski back mere saamne thi or mera lund uski gaand pe touch hoo raha tha magar mene bahut koshish kari use doori banana ki or thoda sa gap bana bhi liya , uske face ke saamne ek ladka khada thaw o us bheed ka fayada uthane laga or apni kohni se uski chuchiyaan dabane laga , wo samajh gayi or peeche hone lagi magar uske bach me me khada tha to wo mujhe hi aa ke saat gayi , ab usne apna mooh dubara meri taraf kar liya or mene bhi dhyaan nahi diya , thodi der baad wo mujhse poochne lag gayi ki aap kya karte he to mene bata diya or hum dono ne ek dusre ka naam bhi poocha , usne apna naam shelly bataya ,
Usne mujhse apne job ke bare me or family ke bare me sab kuch bataya wo bhi married thi magar lagti nahi thi kyunki won a to sindoor lagati or na hi mangalsutra pehanti , to usne bataya ki uske husband ne use chor diya he magar uska beta he jo usi ke saath rehta he . mene bhi apne bare me bataya or fhir hamara station aa gaya or hum log bahar aa gaye , bahar aa ke wo galiyaan dene lagi mene poocha kis ko galiyaan de rahi hoo , to usne kaha ki aadmi saare kutte hote he , mene poocha kyu to usne kaha ki unhe sirf mouka milna chahiye , kahin nahi chodte , to mene kaha kit um ise aaram se face kar sakte the magar tumne kiya nahi , wo kehne lagi kit um jaante the ki wo aadmi kya kar raha he , mene kaha ki haan me dekh raha tha ,
To usne kaha ki fhir tumne meri help kyu nahi ki , mene kaha ki aaj me tumhari help kar deta magar kal kon karta or kab tak ??? , tumhe khud apni help karni padegi kyunki tumhe roz metro me safar karna he or me to sirf aaj hi metro me tumhare saath aaya hun warna mera time to 10.30 am ka he . mene use kuch techniques batayi or kaha ki aage se aisa hoo to yahi techniques use karke dekhna or fhir batana ki its work or not ??? , to usne kaha ki kahan batayungi , mere paas to tumhara koi contact no. Bhi nahi he , to mene use apna contact no. Diya or kaha ki sirf working hours me hi karna , usne ok kaha or hum log chale gaye . Fhir aise hi chalta raha or Saturday ko uska call aaya
Shelly : helloMe : whos thatShelly : me shellyMe : ooohhhhh hhhiiii how r uShelly : i m fine what about u ??ME : i m good , batayo kaise yaad aayi
Shelly : nothing aaj holiday tha to socha ki tumhare paise wapas kar dunMe : common yaar kabhi ek cup coffe pila denaShelly : kyu pila dun ??Me : tumhari marzi magar me paise nahi wapas lungaaShelly : ok theek he , or waise tumhare ideas ke liye thaks , sach me kaam aayeME : ookkkkk kaise kya hua tha ??
Fhir usne mujhe apni stories sunayi or hum log khub hase , or us din lag bhag hamari 2 ghante baat hui . Fhir mene phone rakh diya or uska no. Save kar liya . or fhir kyat ha hum log lagbhag roz hi baat karne lage starting me to family ki hi baatein hoti thi like meri wife uska husband , meri dauter uska beta n all all , fhir hum log kuch aage bade or dirty jokes chalu hue , fhir thoda or ganndi baatein chalu hui , or last hum log phone sex karne lage . bus dosto hum log lagbhag roz hi phone sex kar lete the , ek din usne kaha ki kyat um mere saath real me nahi karna chahoge , to mene kaha ki jub tak aap nahi chahoge tab tak nahi .
To usne kaha ki me to chahti hun ab tum batayo , to mene kaha ki coming Saturday free rehna challenge , usne mujhse poocha ki kahan to mene surprise keh ke taal diya , usne ok kaha or mene request kari ki plz saree hi pehen ke aana , usne ok kaha . or hum dono besabri se Saturday ka wait karne lage or dosto Saturday aa bhi gaya , mene use Saturday ko subah 8.30 am pick kiya or gurgaoin high way pe nikal gaya , mene car drive karte hue uska haath gear pe rakh liya or apna haath uske ooper , wo hasne lagi or jub bhi koi red light aati to me uske saath smooth karne lagta , usne kaha ki kyu itne utawale hoo rahe hoo wait kar loo jee bhar ke kar lena , aaj poora din tumhare saath hun .
Uske baad hum log hotel me room leke chale gaye or waha room me jaise hi enter hue mene door lock kiya or use peeche se pakad liya wo bhi madhosh hone lagi or aarrryyyaaaannnnn aaarrrryyyaaaannnnn kehne lagi or apna haath peeche karke mera lund pakad liya or maslane lagi mene use diwaal se chipka diya or jub uski sarre neeche se uthayi to usne penty hi nahi pehen rakhi thi or dosto itni gori gaand thi uski ki kya batayu , me use dekh ke pagal hoo gaya tha mene uski gaand chumni chaalu ki or fhir uski back pe kiss kiye , mene use seedha kiya or hum dono smooch karne lage , smooch karte karte usne mera lund masla or mene uski chuhiya blouse ke ooper se hi ,
Fhir usne mujhe roka or kaha ki mujhe fresh hona he abhi thodi der me aati hun , mene ok kaha or kaha ki me apne kapde utaar ke tumhara wait kar raha hun jaldi aana , usne kaha ki sirf apna underwear mat utarna me utarungii , or mene ok kaha or wo fresh hone chali gayi , mene bhi apne kapde utaar diye or underwear pehne rakha , thodi der baad wo aayi to usne towel lapeti hui thi , or itni gori skin mene pehle kabhi nahi dekhi
Shelly yaar bahut mast lag rahi hoo wait nahi hoo raha , shelly ne kaha wait me hi maza he , or wo mere paas aagayi , hum dubara smooch karne lage or me uski thigh pe haath firane laga , hum dono ek dusre ki jeebh ko chusne lage , bahut mazaa aa raha tha , me uske kaan ko chusne laga , wo madhosh hone lagi , aaarrryyyyaaaaannnnn aaj meri pyaas bhuja doo mee 4 saal se pyaasi hun , kisi ne meri pyaas ko nahi samjha me chah kar bhi kisi ke saath nahi kar saki , tum meri ichaa poori kar dooo me hamesha tumhari daasi banke rahungiii , aaaarrrrrryyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn
Or mene uski towel nikal di or ab wo mere saamne bilkul naagi khadi thi me uske badan ko dekta hi reh gaya , iasa jism ki haath lagayo to gandi hoo jaye or me uspe toot pada mane uske nipple chusne chaalu kiye , uske nipple pink se red hone lage , me pagalon ki tarah use nipple chusne laga or unpe jeebh fhirane laga , wo chillane lagii aaarrrryyyaaaaaaannnnnnnnn chhhhossssooooo bahut mazaa aa raha he , kisi ne chaar saal se inhe nahi chusa , chus chus ke laal kar dooo aryaan ,
Or fhir mene or tezi se uske nipple chusne chalu kiye or wo or tez tez apni saanse bharne lagi , mene use bed pe bitha diya or me uski god me let ke nipple chusne laga , wo kehne lagi ki Aakash isa lag raha he ki jaise koi bachaa chus raha he or mere baalo ko khenchne lagi , or mujhe kiss karne lagi , usne mera lund pakad liya or masalne lagi mene apna under wear utarna chaha to usne rok diya uski chut pe ek bhi baal nahi tha bilkul chikni chut thi uski , mene uski naval me jeebh daal ke use bhi chusa wo bilkul murder movie ki mallika serawat ki tarah uski tommy kapne lagi or mujhe mazaa aane laga , me uski toommyy ko chusta raha or fhir mene uski chut pe haath rakh diya
Or fhir uske mooh se ek lambi aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nikli , mene uski chut ke daane ko apni ungliyoon se chedna chalu kar diya wo jor jor se aaahein bharne lagi aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ,,mmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr gayi , aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn, u r sssoooo ggggggoooooddddddddddd , ccccccmmmmmmmmmooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn, uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr mmmmmyyyyyyyy dddddddaaaarrrrrrrrllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg , chus lo meri chut kkkooo , bus usne yahi kehna tha ki mene apna mooh uski chut pe rakh diya or wo uchalne lagi or gaandi gaandi galiyaan dene lagi ,,,,aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn , me teri kutia hun ot tu mera kkkuuuuttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaa , mujh pe bilkul rehem mat khana , mujhe apni randi bana ke rakhna , me uski chut chusta raha kya tasty chut thi uski , or kareeb 15 minute ke baad uski chut ne dheer saara paani chod diya jo me saara pee gaya , or uski chut ko chat chat ke saaf kar diya ,
Wo bed pe behal ho ke pad gayi , thodi der baad usne mera lund pakada or underwear ke ooper se hi masalne lagi , mera lund to kab se khada tha , mene kaha ab to underwear utar dun to usne kaha ki nahi me khud utaarungi or usne mere nipple chuse , yaaro aisa lag rag raha tha ki lund chuswane se jyada nipple chuswane me mazaa aata he or usne mere bhi nipple chus chus ke laal kar diye me uski chuhiyaan dabata raha or phi two neeche gayi or usne mera lund under wear se bahar nikala or nikalte hi mooh me le liya , ab me uchal gaya tha or itne mast tareeke se lund chus rahi thi sunny leon bhi uske saamne fail thi kya lund choosa , me shelly ko galiyaan de raha tha , sssaaaallllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii , kkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiii, rrrrrrraaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiii, tujhe aaj itna chodunga ki teri chut ka bhurta bana dunga , bahut pyaaasi he naa tuuu , teri saari pyaas bhuja dungaaa ssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii , kkkkkkkuuuuuuuttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaa,Or fhir kareeb 20 minute lund chusne ke baad mera paani nikal gaya or wo saara paani pi gayi ,
Fhir hum dono ek dusre se lipat gaye or late gaye , thodi der baad hum dono fhir se kiss karne lage or mene uski chut me ungli daal di or aage ppeche karne laga , to wo boli ki ungli hi se kaam chalayoge to ye lund ka kya karoge or mene aaw dekha na taav or use neeche litaya or uski taange faila ke apna lund uski chut ke mooh pe rakha or josh me itni jor se dhakka maara ki ek baar me poora lund chala gaya or uski bahut joor se cheek nikal gayi or wo chillane lagi ki kkkuuuuttttteeeeeee , chaar saal ke baad chud rahi hun chut me ungli tak nahi daali harami or tune poora khaambaaa daal diyaa , mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr ddddddddalllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa , or wo rone lagi me ruk gaya magar lund nahi nikala or mene use sorry kaha ,
Wo chup rahi or kareeb 5 minute ke baad mene dhake maarne chalu kiye or wo bhi madhosh hone lagi or me uski chudayi karne laga , thodi der ke baad mene apni speed bada di , to shelly boli ki tumhara lund bahut mast he bilkul under tak takkar mar raha he , me pagal hoo rahi hun or wo uchal bhi rahi thi or keh rahi thi ki or chod mujhe or jor se meri saaari pyaas bhuja de aaajjjj , me bahut pyaaasiiii hun mere raja , itna mota or itna lamba lund mene kabhi nahi dekha , or kareeb 35 minute ki chudayi ke baad me jhar gaya , or hum dono dher hoo gaye or ek dusare ke ooper let gaye , thodi der ke baad uthe or wash room me jaake mene apna lund dhoya or uski chut ko bhi mene hi saaf kiya ,
Fhir hum logo ko bhook lagne lagi hum logo ne khana order kiya or thodi der me khana aa gaya or fhir kahana kha kar hum log dubara nange hoo gaye or ek dusre se lipat gaye , hum logo ne fhir se kissing or smooching start kar di or thodi der ke baad mene use bed se uthaya or diwal se chipka diya or legs ko apne haatho me uthaya or usne mera lund pakad ke apni chut me ghusa liya or mene use niche se dhakke marne chalu kar diye kareeb 20 minute dhakke marne ke baad me use wapis bed pe le gaya or use ghodi bana diya or peeche se apna lund mene uski chut me daal diya or tez tez dhake maarne laga , in dhakko me uski chuhiyaan bahut tez tez hil rahi thi isi liye mene uski dono chuhi pakad li or khub dhakke mare or thodi der baad mene dhakke marte hue uski chut ke daane ko bhi chedna shuru kar diya or uski chut ke daane ko chedte hi wo jhad gayi or fhir mene apne dhakke or tez kar diye wo pagalon ki tarah chillane lagi or galiyaan dene lagi , or kareeb 45 minute ke baad hum dono ka paani fhir se ek baar nikal gaya . or hum dono nidhaal ho gaye .