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Bachpan mein pataya

Pehle main apne baare mein batata hoon. Main varanasi ka hoon, mera naam Angel aur hai lekin mere dost mujhe harry bulate hain. Mera land ka size 8 inch hai aur meri hight 5’8 inch hai. Ab main kahani shuru karta hoon ye un dino ki baat hai jab 10th statnderd mein parhta tha mere saath kayi ladkiyan parhti thi unmein se ek thi gulshan jo mere ghar ke saamne rahti thi.wo dekhno mein thoi sanwli thi lekin masum sa chehra tha mere ek dost se uska affair tha jo mujhse umra mein thoda bada tha. Main aur mera dost aksar school ki chat per baith kar apna lund dekha karte the uska lund mere lund se bara tha.aur kuch safed safed sa nikalta bhi tha usne mujhe bataya ki apne haath se isko ragandne se ismein bahut maza aata hai fir main aisa hi karta tha. Ek din usne mujhse kaha ki chalo b/f dekhte hain to maine kaha chalo fir humne b/f dekhi shilpi hall mein jaker movie dekhkar mujhe rat bhar nind nahin aayi aur maine bister per lete lete hi 2 baar muth maar diya. Khair agle din bahut afsos hua ki kitna maal gir gaya lekin maza bhi bahut aaya. Agle main aur mera shool mein baatein kar rahe the gulshan aage wali seat per baithi thi kya kayamat lag rahi thi black skirt per white shirt jismein se uski chhote 2 nimboo jhaak rahe the main to bus dekhta hi rah gaya.
Itne mein mere dost ne mujhe gulshan ko ghurte huye dekh liya usne mujhe pucha kya dekh raha tha maine kaha kuchh nahin , usne kaha ki gulshan ko mat dekh wo teri bhabhi hai, to maine kaha kya hua bhabhi to maal saman hoti hai hai. S din ke baad mera dost naraz ho gaya au mujhse baatein bhi nahin karta tha to maine usko kaha ki tune ladki ke liye dost ko chhod diya ek din yahi ladki tujhe chhod degi aur tu mere paas ayega aur maafi mangega, us din ke baad se main gulshan ko chodne ke baare mein sochne laga pehle main parhai mein bahut kamzor tha kyonki laundiyayi mein master tha lekin maine khoob mehnat se parhayi ki aur class mein first aaya uske baad sab ladke ladkiyan mere aage peechhe chalne lage gulshan ka bhi ghamand kuchh kam ho chuka tha aur usne bhi mujhse baat karne ki koshish ki lekin maine koyi bhav nahin diya.aise hi chalta raha main uski saheliyon se khoob hansi mazak karta tha lekin jab vo baat karne ki koshish karti to main uth kar chala jata. Ek din hmare school mein function hone wala tha uski rehersal chal rahi thi main ne bhi ek dance mein part liya tha. Gulshan bhi mere sath dance karne wali thi to maine dance karne se mana kar diya.
Isper gulshan ko bahut gussa aaya aur usne mujhe shool ki chhat per bulaya main thodi der baad uper gaya to vo mujhe dekhte hi rone lagi maine kaha rone ke ke liye bulaya tha kya usne kaha yum mujhe itna kyon avoid karte ho main jab jab baat karna chahti hoon tum munh kyon fer lete ho kahte -2 vo aur zor se rone lagi ab mere sabra ka baandh toot gaya to maine kaha main tumse bahut pyar karta hoon to usne kaha ki itni der kyon laga di kahne mein kahte- 2 vo mere gale lag gayi pahle to main bahut imotional ho gaya lekin turant mujhe apne dost ko kahi baat yaad aa gayi aur main usko chodne ke liye sochne laga. Uske baalon ko sahlate 2 maie usko baahon mein bhar liya aur uske gardan ko chumne laga usne mana nahin kiya fir main dhire-2 uski kamar mein haath daal diya fir maine usko chhod diya uar kaha mujhe maaf karna main ye kya kar raha hoon lekin vo gaam ho chuki thi vo mujhse lipat gayi aur kahne lagi kar lo jo tum karna chahte ho. Hari jhandi milte hi main use side mein le gaya jahan koyi aata jata nahin hain maine uske hothon ko chumna chuu kiya usne vo mere mere hothon ko chusne lagi maine dhire dhire uski shirt ke batan khole to usne apne seene ko apne haathon se dhak liya maine use aur zor se chumte hue dhire se uske haath hataye aur shirt utar di usne andar sirf sameez pahan rakhi thi fir.
Maine uski sameez utari u-ff kya huchiyan thi main to bu pagal hi ho raha tha mere babulal (lund) bilkl mat hoker mere underwear ke bahar aane ko betab thi main pagalon ki tarah uski chuchi ko husta raha aur vo aaaahh iihhhhh umhhhh ki awazen nikal rahin thi fir maine uska skirt utara to dekha usne ander kuchh nahin pehna ohhh kya pink chut thi aur thodi gili bhi ho chuki thi maine apni ek ungli uske chut mein daal di jisse use dard hone laga fir main thodi der ruk kar apni ungli ko aage peeche karne laga ab use bhi maza aa araha tha usne mere badan ko sahlate huye mere lund ko pant ke uper se hi pakar liya mera lund full form mein tha maine apni pant utai aur underwear bhi mere lund cobra ki tarah lahrata hua bahar aa gaya jise dekh kar vo dar gayi. Maine apna lund uske haath mein de diya jise vo bade pyaar se sahlane lagi main bilkul pagal hone laga fir usne mere lund ko apne munh mein daal diya aur chune lagi fir hum 69 position mein ho gaye main uska chut chat raha tha aur vo mera lund choos rahi thi thodi der mein usna apna pahla pani mere munh par choda jise main chat gaya aur mere land se bhi bauchar chut padi jise usne poora chaat liya fir hum seedhe ho gaye maine apna lund uske haath.
Mein diya jise vo chusne lagi aur main apni ungli uske chut mein daal kar hila raha tha thodi der baad hum donon fir se garam ho gaye uski chut bhi geeli ho chuki thi maine apne lund uske chut par rakh kar ragadne laga usne kaha ab daal do mat tadpao aur jaise hi maine apne lund ka topa uske chut mein dala uski aankh mein aansu aagaya maine apne lund lo vaise hi rakha aur uski chuchi husne laga jab uska darad kuchh kam hua to main ne ek jor ka khatka jor se maara aur mera lund uski kunwari chut ko fadta hua andar pahunch gaya aur vo chillane lagi mar gayi bachao bachao mar gayi maine apne haath se uska munh band kiya ki koyi sun lega to bahut bura hoga thodi der tak hum aise hi lete rahe jab uska dard kuchh kam hua to maine apne lund ko aage peeche karna shuru kiya ab use bhi maza aa raha tha vo apni gaand hila hila ke chudai ka maza le rahi thi isi tarah kareeb 20 minute tak chudai chali aur vo jhad gayi ab main bhi jhadne wala tha maine apna lund uske munh mein rakh diya aur vo use chusne lagi aur mera sara virya uske munh mein gir gaya. Is tarah hum aksar chudai karte the aur usne mere dost se baat karna bhi band kar diya.