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Aaj mai apko ek aisi kahani sunane jaa raha hu jise padh ke apko pata chal jayega ki bholi bhali surat ke pichhe vastaw me kaisa chehra chhupa hota hai. Aaj mai apko apne chhoti bahan ki uske premi ke saath kiye gaye sex ki kahani sunane jaa raha hu. Iske pahale ki mai apni kahani suru karu sabase pahle mai undono ka parichay apse karadu. Meri bahan jiska name didi tripathi hai, ek gori sundar aur masum chehre wali ladki hai jiski umar pachish saal ki hai.uski hieght panch fit panch inch ki hai. Wo mumbai me mere saath rahti hai. Didi abhi medical ke liye taiyari karti hai jaha use ek ladke se pyar ho gaya jiska name Vikrant hai, wo ek halka sawla, healthy lekin sundar panch fit saat inch ka hieght ka ladka hai. Ab mai apko us din ki kahani ke or le chalu. Us din mujhe apne kam se city me pure din ke liye apne ek dost ke saath jana tha. Maine iske bare me somya se raat me hi bata diya tha. Subah taiyar hoke mai apne kaam se jane lag a to didi ne puchha ki mai kab tak aunga to maine use bata diya ki mai raat ke ath baje se pahle nahi aunga. Didi boli ki aaj use coaching me thoda let ho jayegi so didi bhi let ayegi. Mai apne kam se nikal gaya. Magar jis ladke ke saath mujhe jana tha mai jab uske room pe gaya to wo apne room par nahi tha. Iske chalte mujhe wapas apne room par aana pada. Room par pahucha to waha dekha ki room ka gate bahar se band tha. Mai jaise hi utar ke wapas jane laga to andar se kuchh awaj suni. Mujhe kuchh sak hua. Maine socha ki saayad koi hai. Mai dhire dhire apne room ke sidhi par chadha aur rosandan ke paas pahuch gaya jaha se mai aram se sab kuchh dekh sakata tha. Maine jab andar jhak ke dekha to paya ki Didi room me bed par baithi huyi thi. Ek minut ke baad Vikrant dusre room se nikal ke aya.
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Somya ki gaand uske lund ke liye abhi chhoti thi. So Vikrant ne didi ke gand par tel lagaya tab apne lund par bhi tel lagaya. Ab wo didi ke pichhe let gaya aur apne lund ko jaise hi didi ke gand me sataya maine dekha ki didi ne apane gaand ko failate huye use apne andar karne ke liye bola. Ab Vikarant ne apne lund ko didi ke gand me ek jor ke jhatke ke saath andar kar diya. Didi ne jor se siski liya to mai samajh gaya ki ab uske gand me Vikrant ka lund chala gaya hai. Ab Vikrant uske gand me apne lund ko andar karne ke liye apne kamar ko hilana suru kar diya. Ab didi uske har jhatke ka jabab apne maurning ke saath dene lagi. Jisse Vikrant ka hausala aur bhi badh raha tha. Kuchh der ke baad maine dekha ki didi apne kamar ko age ke taraf khichne lagi to Vikrant ne uske kamar ko pakad liya aur jor jor se apne kamar ko hilane laga. Didi boli aahhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaahhhhhhh nikaaalla do aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaahhhhh ooaaaa ah aahhohaaaaaaa abaaaahhhhhhh baaaaasssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhh ab Vikrant ne didi ko patk ke didi ke upar chadh gaya aur jor jor se pelne laga. Somya ab jor jor se noaaaaaaaaaaaa nooooooooooooo aaannnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhaaaaaaaa aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh ke sath siski lene lagi. Is tarah se dono ka ye daur pandrah minut tak chala aur tab jake dono sant ho gaye.
Kuchh der tak Vikrant waise hi didi ke upar leta raha. Ab usne uth ke apne lund ko didi ke gand se nikal ke uske upar se hat gaya aur bathroom me chala gaya. Didi chupchap waise hi bed par padi rahi. Jab Vikrant bathroom se wapas aya to didi uth ke apne kapade ko thik karte huye baithi. Ab Didi uth ke bathroom me gayi. Jab tak ki didi bathroom se ati tab tak Vikrant ne apne lund ko sotta raha. Jab didi bathroom se wapas ayi to Vikrant ne didi se apne lund ko uske hanth me pakdate huye usse chusne ke liye bola. Didi ne muskurate huye apne muh me uske lund ko le liya aur chusne lagi. Ab Vikrant ne didi ke top ke h uk ko ek ek kar ke khol diya. Aur tab uske bra ke huk ko khol ke dono ko utar diya. Didi ne uske lund ko muh me chuste huye apne kapdo ko utarne me uska madad kiya. Jab Vikrant ne uske pure kapade utar diye tab tak wo puri tarah se hit to gaya tha. Ab usne didi ko bed par letne ke liye bola. Didi bed par let gayi. Vikrant ne uske larchha ko utar ke alag rakh diya. Maine jab uske chud ko dekha to socha ki aaj chudai ki asli maza ane wala hai. Kyoki didi ki chud uske lund ke liye to bilkul hi chhoti thi. Ab Vikrant didi ke jangh par baith gaya aur apne dono hantho se uske chud ko failate huye kuchh der tak dekhta raha. Somya ne uske puchha ki kya uska itna mota aur lamba lund uske chud me chala jayega to Vikrant ne bola ki ha chalajayega. Ab Vikrant ne didi se uske dono pairo ko fold karte huye usse uske dono jangho ko failate huye apne muh ko didi ke chud ke pass le gaya aur didi ke chud ko chatne laga.
Ab didi ne apne ankhe band kar liya aur dhimi dhimi saase khichte huye ahe bha rne lagi. Kuchh der ke baad Vikrant uth ke baith gaya aur didi ke chud par apne lund ko satate huye didi ko chud failane ke liye bola. Didi ne apne chud ko faila diya to vikrant ne apne lund ke top ko uske chud ke andar dal diya aur ek jor ke jhatke ke saath apne lund ko andar le jane ke liye apne kamar ko jhatka mara to didi ne jor se siski mari aur apne dono pairo ko kaste huye naaaaaaaahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ki awaj ke saath puri tarah se kaap uthi. Ab Vikrant ne apne kamar ko hilana suru kar diya aur didi ke dono chuchio ko apne hatheliyo me leke dhire dhire dabana suru kar diya. Iske saath hi apne kamar ko hilana jari rakha aur idhar Didi aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaahhhhh ooaaaaah aahhohaaaaaaa abaaaahhhhhhh baaaaasssss ahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaahhhhh ooaaaaah aahhohaaaaaaa abaahhh baaaaasssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhh ki awaj nikalne lagi. Kuchh der ke baad jab Vikrant ne apne kamar ke speed ko kam kiya to mai samajh gaya ki ab uska lund didi ke kuwarapan ke darwaje par dastak de chuka tha. Ab Vikrant ne apne dono hantho ko Didi ke chuchio ke upar se hata ke uske kamar ko pakad ke jor se jhatke ke saath mara to didi ki to jaise puri injan hi hil gayi.
Wo puri jor se chila uthi naaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaahhhh ooaaaaah aahaaa abaaaahhhhhhh baaaaapaaareeeeeeeeee aaaaahhhhhhhh aaaaaaass ahhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaahhhhh ooaaaaah aahhohaaaaa abaaaahhhhhhh baaaaasssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaahh ooaaaaah aahhohaaaaaaa abaaaahhhhhhh baaaaasssssss ahhhhhhhhh. Maine dekha ki uske chud ke pass blud ke kuchh bund dikhai diye to mai ab samajh gaya tha ki meri bahan ab ek aurat ban chuki hai. Ab didi aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaahhhhh ooaaaaah aahhohaaaaaaa abaahhhhh baaaaasssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahhhhh ooaaaaah aahhohaa abaaaahhhhhhh baaaaassss ahhhhhhhhh aaaaaa aaaaaaaahhhhh ooaaaaah aahhohaaaaaaa abhhhhhhh baaaaassssss ahhhhhhhhh ki awaj ke saath mourning kar rahi thi. Aur idhar jab Vikarnt ne dekha ki uski siski kam nahi ho rahi hai to wo uske upar let gaya aur uske hoto ko chusne laga aur uske dono chuchio ko masalne laga. Ab didi kuchh der ke baad saant hone lagi.
Kuchh der ke baad didi ne Vikrant se puchha ki kitna bahar hai to usne bataya ki aur thoda saa bahar hai aur use andar karne ke liye usne jor se ek jhatka ke sath apne kamar ko hilaya to didi ohhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaahhhhh ooaaaaah aahhohaaaaaaa abaahhhh baaaaasssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhh ki sisiki lene lagi. Is tarah Vikrant ne didi ki chudai adhe ghante tak kiya. Ab didi bhi uska sath khul ke dene lagi thi. Ab wo dono khul ke ek dusre ko maza dene aur lene lage. Ab didi apne kamar ko hila rahi thi. Vikrant didi ke hotho ko buri tarah se chus raha tha aur ab didi bhi uska sath de rahi thi. Kuchh der ke baad dono sant pad gaye to ye pata chal gaya ki somya ke chud me Vikrant ka spurm gir gaya tha. Ab dono sant pade rahe. Ab Vikrant uth ke baithte huye apn e lund ko Didi ke chud se nikalte huye uske upar se hat gaya. Jab maine didi ke chud ko dekha to paya ki uski chud pahle se kafi suj gaya tha.ab Vikrant uth ke baathroom me gaya. Waha se aane ke baad wo taiyar hua.ab mai apne jagah se hat gaya aur utar ke ghumne chala gaya. Kuchh der ke baad maine Vikrant ko apne room se jate huye dekha. Mai adhe ghante ke baad room par aya to dekha ki Didi apne pure kapade ko pahan ke chup chap so rahi thi. Maine use ye janne dene ki kosis nahi kiya ki maine sab dekha hai. Ab ap bataye ki meri ye kahani apko kaisi lagi.