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Mera Myajal- 1

Mama ke aane ke bad me aur mami apne kapde sahi krte hue tash khelne lage.hum logo me koi bat nhi ho rhi thi.mama kheto se taza aam(mengo) lekar aaye the.mami ne aamo ko pani me dal diya aur mama se hat pair dhokar khana khane ko bola.mama ne mami se kha ki vo khana der se khayege.Me aur mama chat par chale gaye aur gappe marne lage.batchit karte karte rat ke 9 baz gaye tabhi gaon ka transfarmar tez aag ke karn fuk gaya.Lignt bhi chali gayi aur light ke subhah tak aane ka koi chance nhi tha.Sabhi log apni apni chato par aagye.mami sabhi ke liye khana upar chat par hi laga layi.hum pancho(bare mama,bari mami,chote mama,choti mami and me) khana khane lage .khana khane ke bad chat par hi gadde bicha liye aur baate karte karte let gaye.dono mama kheto par kam karne ke karan bahut thake hue the so that khana khate hi so gaye .me apne chote mama ke bagal me leta tha aur meri dusari taraf choti mami rekha leti thi aur rekha mami ke bagal me komal mami leti hui thi.Kafi der tak baate karne ke bad sabhi ko nid aane lagi aur hum tino bhi so gaye.Rat ko karib 1 baze meri aakh khuli to dekha ki rekha mami muzse bilkul chipak kar so rhi hai.unka masum husn chandni ki dudhiya rosani me kayamat dha rha hai.unki sanse mere galo par takra rhi thi.unka pallu unke bare bare chuchiyo par tha.unki sadi unke ghutno tak upar chad gayi thi thats why unki doodh jesi komal masal tange muze dikh rhi thi.Mere man me mami ke husn ko chukar mahsus karne ka khayal jane kha se aa gaya aur mera hat apne aap hi unke komal pet par pahuch gaya.me apne hat se unke pet ko sahalane laga aur hat ko kamar aur tundi(nevel) par firane laga.
Karib 5 minut tak unka pet sahalane ke bad mera josh aur himmat bad gayi aur mene apna hat unke pallu ke andar ghusate hue unki chuchiyo ke upar rakh diye.Kya mast soft chuchi thi rekha mami ki.unki chuchiyo par hat rakhte hi unhone karvat li aur apni pith meri tarf kar di. Unke karvat lene ke karan meri to gand hi fat gayi aur dar ke mare apna hat piche khich liya.thodi der tak me aakh band karke ye note karne laga ki mami so rhi hai ki jag rhi hai.lekin 10 minut tak koi harkat nhi hone par muze unke soi hui ho ne ka yakin ho gaya.Unke chutar ab meri taraf the aur chuchiya dusri taraf thi. Mene apne hat ko fir dubara se unke ubhre hue chutro ko sahalane ke maksad se unki kamar ke upar rakh diya.aur dhire dhire apna hat hilane laga.thodi der ke bad mene apna hat unke chutro ke upar firana chalu kar diya.unke chutro ko me dhire dhire hat upar niche karte hue sahalarha tha.Unke chutro ko sahalate sahalate mera kaliya nag josh me aagya.Ab me apne hat se to unke chutar sahala rha tha aur apne pero se dhire dhire unki sadi upar karna suru kar diya.Meri in sabhi harkato ke vavzud mami maze ki nid le ke so rhi thi.Dhire dhire unki sadi upar karte karte unke ghutno tak aagayi tab me dusare hat ko niche karke unki sadi ke andar ghusa diya aur apne dusare hat se unki jango ko sahalane laga.Unki janghe ek dum mast thi. Ek dum chikani aur bhari hui.Ab mene apne pahale hat ko unke chutro ke upar se hata kar unki chuchiyo ki taraf le gaya and sadi ke andar wale hat ko upar sarkate hue unke chutro par rakh diya.hat ko upar karne ki vajah se unki sadi bhi upar ho gayi.unho ne bhi painty nhi pahani thi.so that unke chutar nange ho gaye.mera to ye sab karte hue bura hal ho gaya tha aur pura sarir bahut garam ho gaya tha,jese bhukhar ho gaya ho.Ab mene apni ungli ko unki chutro ki darar me upar niche karna chalu kar diya aur dusare hat se unki chuchiyo ko ragarne laga.Mami ne fir se karvat li aur sidhi chit hokar let gayi.unka karvat lena
Itna jaldi hua ki mera hat unke chutro ke niche hi daba rah gaya.Meri gand fat gayi aur man me socha ki beta robin tu to gaya aaj.Lekin uparwala sayad mere sath tha mera hat unke chutro ke niche ho ke vabzud unki nid nhi khuli.mene apni harkte 10 minat ke liya band kar di.aur jesa tha vesi hi halat me leta rha.Thodi der ke bad mene apne niche vale hat ko dhire dhire hilana suru kiya aur bhahar ki taraf khich ne laga.Karib 2 minut ke bad mera hat bahar aa gaya..ab meri himmt bahut bad chuki thi.mene apne hat se unki sadi ko upar karna suru kiya aur thodi der ke bad meri choti mami rekha ki chut mere bagal me bilkul nangi hai.mami ki chut sunhare rang ke balo se bhari ek gulabi rang ki fuli hui kachori ke jesi thi.Mene mami ki sadi unke pet par kar di aur peti kot ka nada khol diya.ye sab karne me mere hat disco dance karne lage.mere ko ab samaz me nhi aa rha tha ki ab me kya karu.mene apni ungli ko unki gulabi chut se touch kiya.muze laga ki jese sulagti hui bhatti par hat rakh diya hai.ugli ko me dhire dhire chut ki darar ke aas pas firane laga.ungli ko unki chut ki darar me firane ke bad malum hua ki unki chut bhut tight hai aur mami bahut mast mal hai.thodi der ungli firane ke bad me ungli ko unki chut me andar bhahar karne laga aur dusare hat se apne lund ko sahalane laga.mami ki chut me thodi der ungli andar bhahar karne ke bad me muze laga ki unke per akad rahe hai vo apne pero se apni chut ke ched ko dabane ki kosis karne lagi aur unka pura badan pasine me bhig gaya.meri ungli unke chut ke ras se bhig gayi.mene fir apne lund ko teji se mutth marna chalu kiya aur apna pani nikal kar mami ke kapde sahi karke so gaya.