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Aaj main aap logo jo story batane ja raha hu wo bilkul real story hai ye aap logo ko story pad kar hi sanjh aajayega.Mere ek dost hai Bunty wo bahut hi bindas banda hai aur bahut daring baaz bhi hai aur chhoti moti netagiri bhi karta hai.Hum dono ek dusre ko karib 15 saalo jante hai.ek din wo mere pass aaya u to hum roj hi milte hai par us din wo bolo ki 24 Dec ko Mumbai chalna hai pahle maine maana kar diya fir usne bahut jidd ki main maana gaya ghar se juth bol kar hum 24 dec ko train se Mumbai ke liye nilke main pahli baar Mumbai ja raha tha mere maan me bahut sare sawal the Bunty pahle bhi kai baar jachuka tha.Maine puch kaha kaha ghumege aur kitne din rahege wo bola chalo fir dekhte hai.Bunty ki ek aadat bahut buri thi wo daru pine ki wo train me hi puri bottel lekar aaya tha.ek badi pepsi ki bottel lekar mix karke raste bhar pita raha.hamari samne wali brth par par ek khoobsurat si ledy baithi thi Bunty us par hi dore dalne laga usne bahut kosis ki par uski dal nahi gali wo use baar2 kisi tarah chune ki kosis kar par meri gaand fat rahi thi kahi ye mar khilane ka intzaam kar rah hai main use maana karta raha par wo bola ki main aabhi ise patata hu par kuch station baad wo ledy uthar gai.maine use samjahaya tu is tarah kaam karega to hum Mumbai to kya uske aas pass bhi nahi pahuch sakte wo bola tu chinta bilkul mat kar Ngapur panhuchte uski puri daru khatam ho gai wo fir bahar jakar fir daru lekar aayaa kisi tarah aab hum subh2 hum log VT station pahuche taxi lekar colaba pahuche Bunty ne bataya wo pahle isi Hotal me ruka tha Bunty ne waha room book karwara main waha ka nazara dekh kar hairan raha gaya tha waha bahut si ladkiya thi jo kuch ladko ke sath room me ja rahai thi yane waha bahar se ladki lekar aao aur apna kaam karo ek bahut hi khoobsurat ladki ek room se nikli maine use dekha wo bhi dekhti rahi par maine kuch samjh pata wo chali gai maine Bunty se kaha kya maal tha yaar wo bola agar tu use chodna cahata hai to aisa kar sakta hai maine kaha abe wo kya raand hai wo bola ha bilkul maine samjh gaya bunty mujhe ise hotal me kya laya hai waha kuch forenar bhi the.
Hum log Taiyaar hokar wha se nikle abhi waha kuch ladkiya thi sabse pahle hum India Gate pahuche waha Taj hotal ke piche hote hue hum ek jagah ruke wo kuch yaad karne laga fir ek sidiyo par chade hue usne ek door bell bajai wo bahut hi confidentent tha darwaja khula samne ek ladki thi wo bahut khoobsurat to nahi thi par bahut hi sexy lag rahi thi use sliw less top aur skirt pahana tha use sholdar se white bra ki strip dikhai de rahi wo boli aandar aajiye maine pucha abe kaha lekar aaya hai hum log ladki piche2 ek room me aagaye waha bahut si ladkiya thi aur samne ek farsi budda baitha tha Bunty ne kaha hume Dance sekhna hai wo bola 1 gante ke 100Rs lagege Bunty ne 200Rs dediye aur budda bola jiske sath jana chahate ho hum dono ek ek ladki ko lekar ek hall me aagaye wha khali hall tha aur ek tep baj raha tha waha aur koi nahi tha main use ladki ke sath jine darwaja khola tha aur bunty ek dusri ladki ke sath usi punjabi gane par u hi hilte rahe bunty use ladki ko baho me lapet liya aur uske boobs dabane laga aur mujhe bhi waisa hi karne ko bola par wo ladki boli kuch mat karna kuch karna hai to extra paise lagege use boobs chhote2 the fir bunty aur wo ladki ek chair par baith kar baate karne mujhe bhi bula liya wo bola ye 1000/- bol rahi maine kaha kis baat ka wo bola chodne ka agar yahi chodna hai to 600/-yaha jaldi niptana hoga aur agar apne hotal me lejana hai kya maine kaha tu jan wo waha se bahana banaya ki hum sham ko aayege phone no. lekar waha se nikle maine pucha abe kiya kyo nahi wo bola abe abi to sirf suruwat hai age2 dekhta ja ye mumbai hai mere yaar.waha se hum log wahi colaba ke main road par canen bar me gaye waha sab log ladkiyo ki sath baith daru pi rahe the hum bhi alag2 tabe par baith gaye bunty ek ladki ko lekar baitha tha wo usko kiss kar raha tha aur boobs bhi daba raha wah waiters bhi ladkiya thi
ek ko maine baju me bithaya uske boobs kafi bade2 the maine uski gardan me hath dala to wo boli kahi chalna hai maine kaha pahale kuch introduction hojaye wo boli waha sab kuch ho jayega bunty bola chalo chalte maine kaha ye maidam chalne ko taiyaar hai wo bola sham ko aate hai waha se nikal gaye.
Aab humlog maine road par best bus depot ke baju me ek gali me gaye waha se ek bilding me ghuse jo ek shop thi lucky calection ke upar kalpana bulding thi waha grund floor par hi right side par ek darwaje par kuch phool rakhe aur kuch mala bhi latak rahi bunty sidhe waha gaya main bhi piche waha gaya waha ek moti si badsurat aurat baithi thi bunty ne usse kaha kuch dikho use aawaj di teen ladkiya nilkli ek chhoti baki dono kuch badi thi chhoti ke boobs kafi bade the bunty ne kuch baat ki aur mujhse kaha kiske sath jaoge main kaha is chhoti wali ke sath ek chhote se kamre me hum gus gaye waha ek aplag tha aur bahut kam rosni thi us ladki ka naam Geeta tha usne jins aur t shrit pahni thi usne apne sare kapde utar diya aur mujhe boli tum bhi nikalo maine bhi apne kapde utar diye aur Geeta ke boobs dabane laga aur chusne laga aur use palag par lita kar uske pure badan ko sahlane laga Geeta ki age jayada nahi thi wo karib 20yr ki rahi hogi par uske boobs bahut bade aur tight the main paglo ki tarah unhe chusta ja raha tha wo bhi siskiya le rahi thi aab maine uske tango ke bech me hath lagaya use choot par chhote2 bal the aur gili hogai thi aab geeta tange faila kar mujhe boli aab karo maine kaha condom kaha hai use apni pars se condom nikala maine kaha kuch tum bhi to karo main palag par let gaya aab wo mere upar aagai aur mere nipals chusne lagi mujhe bahut aacha laga aab wo mujhe chumte hue neche ki or bad rahi thi aab mera lund jo pahle hi khada ho chuka tha hath me lekar sahlane lagi main use chusne ko kaha wo muh me lekar apna sir uar neche karne lagi mujhe koi khas maza nahi aaraha tha kyoqi us lund chusne ka aandaz itna aacha nahi tha jo ki profisnal prostitus ka hota hai maine kaha thik se chuso wo boli thik se to kar rahi hu aab jaise taise maine apna mood banaya aab maine usko leta diya aur simple Indian style me condom laga kar chodne laga uski choot gili thi isliye mujhe apna tagada khada hua lund uski choot me dalne me jayada mahnat nahi kari padi pahle dhire dhire strok lagane ke baad maine apni speed badai fir mujhe laga main jhad jauga aab maine use upar bulaya wo upar aagai aur uchalne lagi maine uske boobs pakada kar daba raha tha masal raha tha wo mere hatho ko pakad kar aur jor laga rahi thi.kuch der wo jhad gai aab main use jhat se neche leliya aur aab maine pura jor laga kar use chodne laga aant me mujhe laga aab maine jhadne wala hu par mujhe ye bhi laga ki condom fat gaya hai jab tak main lund nikal pata maine jhad gaya maine sara cum uski choot me jhada diya aur lund bahar nikala to dekha sachmuch condom fat gaya tha aab main bhi dar gaya tha saala koi bimari hogi to par wo apna rona ro rahi thi ki jab condom fat gaya to bahar kyo nahi nikala maine kaha mouka hi nahi mila wo boli main pregnent ho gai to ye sab unsuna kar main kapde pahan kar bahar aagaya bunty bahar hi baitha tha maine kaha chalo tumhe kuch karna hai wo bola nahi wo bola kya hua maine kaha kuch nahi mera mood kharab dekh kar wo bola maine use condom fatne ki baat bataee wo bola tantion mat le kuch nahi hoga.aab hum waha se nikal kar usi bulding me upar chad gaye lift se nikal kar right side me ek flat ki door bell bajai darwaja ek ladke ne khola bunty ne pucha Bharat bhai hai wo bola ha aanadar aajaiye hum aandar pahuch kar ek hall me baith jaha shandar sof laga tha aur bahut hi khoobsurat hall tha well decoreted well lighting ek dusra ladaka pani lekar aaya fir ek dusra aadami aaya bunty ne pucha bharat bhai kaha hai wo bola kya kam hai wo bola unhe bulao wo ha kaha kar chala gaya kuch der me ek dubla patala safri pahne aadmi hall me aaya bunty ne usse hath milaya fir bunty ne kaha kuch dekhao bharat bhai ne kaha sab ko bulao dusre kamre se 8-10 ladkiya andar aakar line se khadi ho gai sab ki umar karib 23-25 saal thi kuch bahut sundar thi kuch ke boobs bade bade the kul milakar sab badiya thi mere liye ye bilkul naya chepatr tha sub se main har pal mumbai ke ke alag2 naye2 rup samne aarahe the bunty ne baat ki rate kya wo bola 2000/- shot time and night 5000/- mujhse bunty ne pucha bolo maine maana kar diya maine kaha abe abe 1/2 ghanta bhi nahi hua hai maine koi hi-man hu kya wo bola baad me aate hai bol kar waha se hum nikal gaye maine pucha tune kyo nahi kiya bola pura din aabhi baki hai main tujhe aabhi puri mumbai dikhata hu main bunty ke peche2 nikla waha se nikal kar hum main road par sesion duck ke samne Maosaam huse me pahuche waha par bhi bahut ladkiya thi waise hi 8-12 ladkiya line se khadi ho gai par bharat bhai ke ladkiyo ki kyality yaha se aachai thi par waha ka bugat bhi jayada tha bunty ne waha se ek ladki pasand ki wo lumbi aur khoobsurat sawli si thi boobs ki size bhi aachi thi. wo dono mujhe chidate hue room me gus gaye waha baith aadmi ne mujhse pucha aapki pasand kya hai maine kaha mere mood nahi hai wo bola wo banana hamara kam hai maine kaha main samjha nahi fir usne ek ladki ko bulaya us ka naam priti tha wo kabrib 20-21 saal ki hogi jabardast sexy jabardast figar 34-25-32 ki size rahi hogi sabase alag uski aadaye wo diwar se tik kar khadi hogai wo aadmi bola kya khayal hai maine kaha mood nahi hai wo bola chale jao bahut co-oprative hai aur khus kar degi maine nahi kaha par usne short time ke liye le jao maine maana kar diya wo chali gai kya gaand thi uski usne tight jens aur t shrit pahnhi thi uski gaand jabardast thi ek baar to mera maan hua ki chod du ye mouaka fir mile ya na mile fir maine socha bunty ne kaha tha koi kuch kahe par mere se bigar puche kahi maat karib 1/2 ghante me bunty room se bahar aaya uske chahare par santusti thi hum waha se nikal gaye raste me maine bunty se pucha kaisa tha wo bola kya jabaardast servise thi yaar pahale 15 min to mera lund hi chuste rahi fir maine use alag2 position me choda wo bahut co-oprative thi maine jaisa bola waisa kiya maine kaha kya gaand bhi mari kya wo bola nahi bus gaand marne nahi deti hai.