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Didi Aur Meri Kahani

Ye story mai aur meri didi ki hai jo iss waqt graduation kar rahi hai…Aapko apni didi ke baare me btata hun unka rang gora hai aur figure 36 26 34 hoga… Dikhne me hum dono bhai behan smart hai… Khas kar didi ke piche to ladko ki line lagi hui hai… But meri didi kaafi sharmili… Aur charater me achi hai..
So friendss mai apni story start karta hun Maine abhi 12 ke exams diye hai… Ye baat 2 mahine pehle ke hai…Mai aur didi aapas me bhaut maze karte hai dono ke mann me koi bhi ganda khyal nai tha… But kabi kabhi mai didi ke bade chucchi ko ghurne lgta aur mera lund bhi achanak khada hoo jata… Didi aksar ye sabb notice bhi karti thi..Hmare ghar me ek hi toilet hai… Ek din subah mai peshab karr rha tha aur neend me darwaza band karna bhul gya.. Achanak didi bhi jaldi me toilet me aa gyi aur unhone muje khade lund se peshab kate hue dekh lia.. Didi muskurate hue.. Toilet se bhar nikal gyi.. Mere bhahr aate hi didi mujse bolne lgi darwaza to band kar liya karo bacchu.. Mai sorry didi bol ke chala gya..
Uss din sham ko mai didi ko pareshan kar rha tha aur unko touch karne pe mera lund khada hogya… Didi ka haath achanak mere lund pe padd gya…Wo achank se ghra gyi aur kehne lgi ki ye harr waqt aisi rehta hai kya… Maine sharmate hue bola nai didi… toh didi boli dekh kitna bada hai ki jeans ke upar se hi saaf dikh rha hai…Agle din papa ko phone aaya ki unke chacha expire ho gye hai aur phr mummy aur papa turant ghar se ravana hogye…
Phr raat ko didi ne hi khana bnaya aur hum log sofe pe baith k tv dekh rahe the.. Mai didi se remote ke liye ladai karr rha tha toh phrse mera lund khada hogya.. Didi ki nazar uss parr padi to bolne lagi oh my god vicky tumhara ye hmersha bada hoo jata hai badtamiz kahi ka zra isse sambhal ke rakho beta… Maine didi se bola kya karu didi pta nai aapko touch karte hi ye aisa ho jata hai… To didi boli acha bacchu aisi kya baat hai muje chune pe aisa hoo jata hai… Phir didi boli zara isse bahar nikal ke toh dikha… Toh maine mana karr dia aur unhone kaafi zidd bhi ki… Aur mna krne ke baad muje pachhtava bhi hua…
Phr didi uth ke toilet ki taraf peshab karne gyi…. Muje idea aaya… Maine toilet ki taraf jaate hue bola didi bhaut zor se susu aari hai… Jaldi gate khol do… Shayd didi uss waqt potty krne gyi thi… Didi bolne lgi ki muje abi time lgega.. Maine didi ko pls bolte hue bola ki bhaut urgent hai aur mai andar aapko apni susu bhi dikha dunga… Didi kaha thk hai ruk kholti hu..Phir didi ne kaha mera hogya mai chalti hu… Phr maine toilet andar se band kar lia aur bola.. Ruko pehle dekh to lo… Didi boli ok… Aur mai unke saamne hi peshab krne lgya… Peshab ke baad didi bolne lagi abb tere ko susu krte dekh abb muje bhi susu aa rha hai… Chal bahar jaa zra mai bhi kar lun…
Mai bola haan toh thik hai mera saamne hi kar lo… Didi ne bola pagal hogya hai tu… Chal abb bahar jaa… Meri bhaut zidd ke baad didi ne bola thik hai… Aur apni shalwar aur panty niche krke.. Susu karne lagi… Unki choot ekdum saaf dikh rahi thi aur mera lund khada hone lga phr… Meri didi mere saamne peshab kar rahi thi… Kya seen tha wo… Didi bolne lgi dekh iss baar bina touch kare bada hogya… Aur hasne lgi.. phr maine bola didi aapki susu bhaut pyari hai… Didi sharmne lgi aur bathroom se bahar chale gyi…
Phr hum dono sofe pe baith ke muvi dekhne lge…muvi ke beech me hot seen aaya aur maine didi ko dekh ke bola dekho ye phr bada hogya… Aur jeans ke andar dard kar rha hai… Didi boli toh bahar nikal lee isse waise bhi yaha aur hai hi kon… Maine waise hi kiya..
Didi boli itna bada …. Isse wapas chota karne ke liye kya karte ho.. Maine bola mai masterbate krta hun… Toh didi boli chalo abi masterbate kaaro tum… Maine bola ok.. But ek shart pe…. Ki aap bhi mere saath masturbate karenge… Didi boli nahi beta mai aaj already kar chuki hun… Mai bola toh isme kya hai phrse karlo… Mere lakh manane ke baad finally didi taiyar hogyi aur hum dono bhai behan ek dusre ke saamne muth maarne lage… Beech me maine didi ko bola didi kya mai aapke boobs daba skte hun… Didi boli haan daba le but upar se hi… Maine turant apne ek haath boobs dabane shuru kar diye… Aur thdi der maine unke top ke andar haath daal dia… Didi aur bhi hot hone lagi.. Did oooo aaahhhhmmmm ufff aiii jaisi aawaje nikal rahi thi phri hum doono bhai behan ek saath jhaad gye…