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Mera naam sameer hai.me aik lamba aor beautiful ladka hon.meri Age 23 hai.aor me Kohat se belong karta hon.Baat Tab Ki hai . jub me ne 2006 me Govt technical college Peshawar me Diploma Of associate Engineering me admission Liya tha.us waqt meri age 18 saal thi. Mera admission self pe howa tha.aor mujhe college k hostel me dahla nahi mila.college k nazdeek koi hostel nahi tha.is liye me na university road pe TIHKAL PAYAN me aik Hostel me dahla liya.aik din me Khyber bazar gaya howa tha shopping karne.jab shopping se Farigh howa to me bus stop pe kada howa tha.Q k us din CNG Aor Petrol Band thi.IS liye Public transport B HASi KAAm Thi.Aor BUS stop PE HASi beedh thi.itne me aik bus ayi.me us me chad gaya.itifaq se bus me sirf aik set hali thi.me us pe beth gaya.bus pe aor log b chad gaye.aor Bus Kacha Kach Bhar gaya. widnow set pe aik BABA betha howa tha.jis ka naam AFZAL KHAN tha,.us ki age 55 saal thi jo k mujhe bad me maloom howa.jab me beth gaya.to us BABA ne mujh se mera naam aor Kaam k bare me pocha.me nay apne bare me bataya.us nay kaha k wo aik Govt officer hai.
Bteen karne k dowran mujhe apni raan pe kuch mahsos howa jab me ney dekha to Wo BABA mere Raan pe Apna Aik Hath Pher raha tha. me nay kuch nahi bola q k us waqt bus me kafi bher thi.aor me apne aap ko tamasha nahi banana chahta tha.isliye me nay halke se us ka hath apne raan se hata diya.kuch deer k baad me nay dekha k us k LUN kada howa tha.jab me nay us BABA ki taraf Dekha to wo hans Diya.Aor us nay mera hata Pakar liya Aor apne LUN pe rakh diya.wah re us ka LUN 7 inch lama Aor Kafi MOTA tha.me nay apna hath hata diya q k bus bari hoi thi.q k koi be hamen dekh sakta tha.kuch deer k baad BABA ne mujhe halke se kaha k us stop a raha hai.
me utar raha hon.aor mujhe kaha k me b us k sath utar jaon.q k mujhe us ka LUN dekh k kuch hone laga tha is liye jab wo utarne laga to me b us k peche utar gaya.wo mujhe apne sath juice shop pe lay gaya aor mujhe MANGo juice pilae.aor sath sath mujhe se bateen b karne laga.jab juice pilae tab wo mujhe le k apne flat pe lay gaya.wo flat me akela rihta tha.jaise hi hum flat k andar gaye us nay door lock kiya.aor mujhe apne bahon me pakar kar honton aor galon me chomne laga.aor aor mujhe lay k apne bed pe gara diya.taqriban 5 minch tak wo mujhe chomta raha.us ka Lun b kada howa tha.jo k mujhe apne body pe mihsos ho raha tha.is k bad us nay mera shirt utar diya.mere pora badan bilkul smooth hai.aor mere chest aor nipple ko chatna shoro kiya.is k bad us nay apna kameez utar diya.us k chest pe baal hi baal the.is k baad us nay meri peint b utar di aor muhje bilkul nanga kar diya. Us nay mujhe ulta lita diya.aor mere gand ko chatna shoro kiya.kafi deer tak mere gand chatne k bad us nay apni shalwar b utari.us k 7 inch lamba aor kafi mote lun ko dekh k me dar gaya .aor muhje rona agaya.us nay mujhe hamosh kiya aor kaha k kuch nahi hota app ko bada maza aye ga.aor is k sath hi us nay apna lun mere honton pe rakh diya aor mujhe kaha k is ko chato.me nay us k lun chatna shoro kiya.
us nay apna Lun mere monh me gosana shoro kia like us k Lun kafi mota tha aor mere monh me nahi gos raha tha.us nay zor se apna lun mere monh me gosa diya aor adha lun mere monh me gos gaya .liken mere sans rukh gaye aor aor ankhon bahar nikal aie aor mere ankhon se anso jari ho gaye.mere halat dekh k us nay apna Lun mere monh se nikal diya.is k bad us nay mujhe olta lita diya.aor aor mere gand pe OIL laga diya.aor apna aik ungli mere gand k andar dalne laga.q k meri gand bahat tight thi is lie us ki ungli badi mushkil se andar gai aor mujhe kafi dard howa. Is lie me nay cheh mari.us nay mere monh pa apna hath rakh diya.aor mujhe chehne se mana kar raha tha.me nay use ungli bahar nakale ko kaha liken us nay mere aik nahi mani aor ungli andar bahar karne laga.kuch deer k bad mera dard kam howa aor us ki ungle asani se andar bahar hone lagi.kuch deer k bad us nay apna aik aor ungli andar dalna shoro kiya.Do ungli dalte waqt mujghe bara saht dard hone laga aor me phir chehne laga.us nay mere munh ko jaldi band kar diya. Aor sath hi mujhe aik zordar tapad mara aor mujhe dhamki di k agar me nay chehna shoro kiya tho wo mujhe shoot kar de ga.aor apna takye k neche se pistol nikal diya.jab me nay pistol dekh liya to may dar gaya aor chehna band kar diya.Hair DO ungli jab asani se ander bahar hone lagi to us nay apne to us nay apne LUN pe oil laga k mere gand ki sorah pe pherne laga.aor apna Lun mer gand k andar dalna shoro kiya.
Jab lun ki topa mere gand k andar jane laga to mujhe saht dard hone laga .liken me cheh nahi saka q k us nay pistol dekha k mujhe dhamki di thi k ager me phir cheha to mujhe shoot kar de ga.is liye me nay badi mushkil se apni cheh roki.us nay ahista ahista apna Lun andar dalna shoro kiya.kuch der k bad us nay aik zordar jhatka mara aor 2 inch lun mere gand k andar chala gaya.liken mujhe itna dard howa k mere ankon se anso nikal gaye.laor badi mushkil se apni cheh roki.ab us nay apna Lun ahista ahista andar bahar karna shoro kiya. Aor mere gardan pe chomna shoro kiya .
Khair kuch deer isi tarah gand mane k bad mere dard me kami agaye .aor mujhe maza aany laga.is dafa us nay aik aor zordar jhatka mara aor 5 inch tak lun mere gand me chala gaya.mujhe kafi dard howa aor me phir cheh pada,is dafa us nay mujhe phir tapad mari aor kaha k ab ager me cheha to mujhe abhi aor isi waqt shoot kar de ga.kuch der k bad us nay lun andar bahar karna shoro kiya aor phir aik aor zordar jhatka mara aor apna pora 7 inch k lun mere gand k ander dall diya.mujhe dard to hone laga liken kuch deer k bad me ra dard kam hone laga aor mujhe maza b ani laga.adhe 20 minute gand marne k bad us nay apna lun mere gand se nakala.aor mujhe sidha lita diya.me nay dekha k us k lun pe hoon hai.mujhe dar howa aor apne gand ko dekha to wahan se b hoon nikal raha tha.is liye me rote laga.liken us nay aik towal la k mere hoon saaf kiya aor apna lun be saaf kiya aor mujhe kaha k kuch nahi ho ga.app be fikar ho jao .aor is k sath hi us nay merw peeron ko apne kandhon pe rakh k apne lun mere gand ki sorah pe rakh diya aor aik zordar jhatka mara aor apna pora ka pora lun mere gand k andar dall diya .
is k bad us nay zor zor se apna lunmere gand k andar bahar karna shoro kiya.is tarah us nay 35 minute tak aor mere gand mari aor mere gand k andar hi apna dher sara MAANi chod diya.aor mere uper hi gir gaya aor mere honton ko chomne laga.15 minute tak wo isi tarah mere oper pada raha aor phir mujhe bathroom jane ko kaha jab me kada howa to me chal nahi sakta tha aor gir pada us nay mujhe apna god me utaya aor aor bathroom lay gaya.muhje badi teez poti ayi thi jab me poti kar raha tha to me=uhje bada dard ho raha tha aor poti k sath dher sara hoon b nikal gaya .mere halat harab ho gayi.us nay meri gand pani se dhoi aor aor apne bed pe lita diya .aor mujhe aik painkiller tablet di.aor freg se ice nikal k mere gand pe pherne laga .kuch der k bad mera dard kam hone laga.DO ghanton tak me wahan sota raha .jab me bedar howa to me nay apna peint shirt pihan li aor us nay mujhe 2500 rupee diye aor apna Cell num day k bahar nikal aye aor aik texi rok ke mujhe us me beta diya.aor me apne hostel chala aye.